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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Uses Jesus as a metaphor for sex

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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im gay

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
mutually masturbates w/bassist

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF
:firstpost:

edit: :(

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
*We signed a contract with the Devil for fame, fortune and lifestyle of rock stars... Turned out, Satan has a sense of humor and made us into this...

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


*all songs in C major*

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
basically Nickelback with more Jesus in the lyrics

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
*Sings about loving jesus and being faithful to a crowd of 15 year old girls

*Sucks 3 dicks at once backstage while doing lines of meth off a twinks dick

*Has frosted tips

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

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SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

psyopmonkey posted:

*Sings about loving jesus and being faithful to a crowd of 15 year old girls

*Sucks 3 dicks at once backstage while doing lines of meth off a twinks dick

*Has frosted tips

dont copy/paste your blog posts in gbs

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

SHARTING BEAR posted:

dont copy/paste your blog posts in gbs

Dont post.

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004


why so salty? I thought we were friends

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

SHARTING BEAR posted:

why so salty? I thought we were friends

I have a high sodium diet.

:ohdear:

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Block people from going into the bathroom at WalMart while your mother is in there. Hit WalMart employees, get into a brawl (including guns) with the local cops.

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

an insanely good christian rock album (the only one)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKtzn9Arzrg

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

subhuman filth posted:

an insanely good christian rock album (the only one)

I think you pasted the wrong link, here's the right one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U9ZkIsCdLg

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
the only man i'm gay with is our lord jesus christ

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DICQnRO2M2Q

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





*fights cops*
*steals gun and shoots cops leg*
*is shot dead*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEnuSVQe8E4

Band is called Matthew 24 Now and they're all a big family

Cowman fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Apr 13, 2015

Dicere
Oct 31, 2005
Non plaudite modo pecuniam jacite.

Wow. After watching the vid, I am amazed that only one civilian was shot.

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

We love our fans, yes, but all credit and thanks goes to Him.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
i want to get an earring, which ear is the non homo ear

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
Seriously half those people should have been shot.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
GIMME THAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
has/had a major drug problem

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

GIMME THAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG

in case your raging Christian erection might graze someone's thigh

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005


evanescence


Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
white people.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Praaaaaaaaaaaaaaaissssse hiiiiiiimmmmmmm

*leaps off the stage into the screaming mostly-female crowd and suffers a concussion since none of them are willing to touch someone of the opposite gender*

Meatwolfe
Oct 31, 2011
*Attempts to hire an undercover cop to kill his wife*

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
*tries to be eddie vedder, fails and ends up homeless*

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun
*Plays at parents' church with lyrics up on a PowerPoint for the congregation to sing along*

*congregation is mostly old people and children who don't appreciate the music, vows to play the local college's evangelical church next time*

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

psyopmonkey posted:

I have a high sodium diet.

:ohdear:

I ate some good olives tonight.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
makes song about withdrawals. changes lyrics to be about faith and jesus

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
still has a soul patch in tyool 2k15

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Ahhhh creaaaated my awnnnn prisaaawnnnn

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




Wasn't only one member of Evanescence a hardcore christian who thought they should be a christian band, and then they kicked him out after their first album was a success so they could keep singing about vampires or whatever the gently caress? Then the girl married her therapist lol

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
most rock bands are christian rock bands if you really think about it

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
"The Big M"

It's a release, it's a release, it's a release
A release from what? Your sexual appetite!?
Forget it! Get real!! It's artificial sex!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esy2b7qA9U4

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa0EtdtPi8w

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