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Uses Jesus as a metaphor for sex
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 04:15 |
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im gay
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 04:17 |
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mutually masturbates w/bassist
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 04:17 |
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 04:17 |
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*We signed a contract with the Devil for fame, fortune and lifestyle of rock stars... Turned out, Satan has a sense of humor and made us into this...
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 04:19 |
*all songs in C major*
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 04:20 |
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basically Nickelback with more Jesus in the lyrics
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 04:21 |
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*Sings about loving jesus and being faithful to a crowd of 15 year old girls *Sucks 3 dicks at once backstage while doing lines of meth off a twinks dick *Has frosted tips
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 04:21 |
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Nauta posted:
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 04:23 |
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psyopmonkey posted:*Sings about loving jesus and being faithful to a crowd of 15 year old girls dont copy/paste your blog posts in gbs
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 04:24 |
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SHARTING BEAR posted:dont copy/paste your blog posts in gbs Dont post.
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 04:27 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Dont post. why so salty? I thought we were friends
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 04:30 |
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SHARTING BEAR posted:why so salty? I thought we were friends I have a high sodium diet.
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 04:31 |
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Block people from going into the bathroom at WalMart while your mother is in there. Hit WalMart employees, get into a brawl (including guns) with the local cops.
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 04:34 |
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an insanely good christian rock album (the only one) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKtzn9Arzrg
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 04:35 |
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subhuman filth posted:an insanely good christian rock album (the only one) I think you pasted the wrong link, here's the right one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U9ZkIsCdLg
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 04:59 |
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the only man i'm gay with is our lord jesus christ
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 05:00 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DICQnRO2M2Q
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 05:01 |
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*fights cops* *steals gun and shoots cops leg* *is shot dead* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEnuSVQe8E4 Band is called Matthew 24 Now and they're all a big family Cowman fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Apr 13, 2015 |
# ? Apr 13, 2015 05:01 |
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Wow. After watching the vid, I am amazed that only one civilian was shot.
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 06:09 |
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We love our fans, yes, but all credit and thanks goes to Him.
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 06:10 |
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i want to get an earring, which ear is the non homo ear
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 06:12 |
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Seriously half those people should have been shot.
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 06:18 |
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GIMME THAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 06:24 |
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has/had a major drug problem
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 07:11 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:GIMME THAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG in case your raging Christian erection might graze someone's thigh
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 07:12 |
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evanescence
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 07:12 |
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white people.
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 07:12 |
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Praaaaaaaaaaaaaaaissssse hiiiiiiimmmmmmm *leaps off the stage into the screaming mostly-female crowd and suffers a concussion since none of them are willing to touch someone of the opposite gender*
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 07:13 |
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*Attempts to hire an undercover cop to kill his wife*
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 07:14 |
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*tries to be eddie vedder, fails and ends up homeless*
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 07:54 |
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*Plays at parents' church with lyrics up on a PowerPoint for the congregation to sing along* *congregation is mostly old people and children who don't appreciate the music, vows to play the local college's evangelical church next time*
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 08:41 |
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psyopmonkey posted:I have a high sodium diet. I ate some good olives tonight.
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 08:44 |
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makes song about withdrawals. changes lyrics to be about faith and jesus
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 09:11 |
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still has a soul patch in tyool 2k15
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 09:14 |
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Ahhhh creaaaated my awnnnn prisaaawnnnn
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 09:48 |
Poetic Justice posted:
Wasn't only one member of Evanescence a hardcore christian who thought they should be a christian band, and then they kicked him out after their first album was a success so they could keep singing about vampires or whatever the gently caress? Then the girl married her therapist lol
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 09:52 |
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most rock bands are christian rock bands if you really think about it
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 11:16 |
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"The Big M" It's a release, it's a release, it's a release A release from what? Your sexual appetite!? Forget it! Get real!! It's artificial sex!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esy2b7qA9U4
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 11:24 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa0EtdtPi8w
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 11:25 |