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We don't like to be called a Christian band. But we are Christians in a band... *albums immediately pulled from Christian bookstores*
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 11:36 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trhh6EOLSkc
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 11:40 |
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is 5-10 years behind on current trends
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 14:48 |
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And Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is alwayyyys in Heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven!
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 14:49 |
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Cowman posted:*fights cops* lol
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 15:07 |
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*target demographic is aunts*
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 15:10 |
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Someone actually aspired to be Brokencyde.
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 16:31 |
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Cowman posted:*fights cops* *understands the meaning of the individual words "get", "down", "on", "the" and "ground", just not in that order*
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 16:33 |
Cowman posted:*fights cops* wow these people are lucky to be white, only one of them is dead.
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 16:43 |
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There's only been one good Christian rock band: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7ecl6Hm0Mk
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 16:43 |
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speaking of christian rock bands lets check in on our old friend Scott Strapp, the lead singer of christian rock band Creed http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/scott-stapp-threatened-kill-president-obama-claims-singers-wife-911-call-20141212 quote:UPDATE: The Secret Service told People that they are looking into threats allegedly made by Scott Stapp against President Barack Obama. "We are aware and we'll take appropriate action," Secret Service spokesperson Nicole Mainor told the outlet.
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 17:26 |
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Cowman posted:*fights cops* Methew 24
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 17:29 |
*found Jesus, lost talent* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtvDc8wpLo4
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 17:32 |
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* looks up Corpse Vomit lyrics in tour bus just to look at them* * tells self doesnt know why * * half-asses practce sessions from now on *
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 17:53 |
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*hires *magically finds Jesus again while in prison*
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 18:01 |
Ddraig posted:There's only been one good Christian rock band: This is a lie, because Stryper suck.
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 18:04 |
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gets tired of performing in front of church coffee houses and tbn audiences puts on some makeup and a wonderbra and rakes in the dough
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 18:06 |
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That was a pretty funny episode of southpark
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 18:21 |
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TheJoker138 posted:This is a lie, because Stryper suck. Note I said Good Christian band. Name any Christian band that is better. I dare you.
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 18:25 |
Ddraig posted:Note I said Good Christian band. There are none. But Stryper is also not good. There are exactly zero good Christian bands.
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 18:29 |
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Cowman posted:*fights cops* loll
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 18:30 |
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Ddraig posted:Note I said Good Christian band. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPLSib2GtnU
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 18:31 |
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Ddraig posted:There's only been one good Christian rock band: You posted the wrong Bride video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGhUo8d9_Ic I had a gently caress buddy about 15 years ago who was a preacher's daughter and she found this CD in a box of junk I throwing out. She starting playing this song and gave me a blowjob.
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 18:36 |
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 18:44 |
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there's some decent christian hardcore out there
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 18:45 |
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dr faustus in the music thread loves these guys, even though they're really bad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ccNIjWcAnA
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 19:26 |
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Ferroque posted:there's some decent christian hardcore out there i can tell you mean underoath, right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eX7Lly8yTI being a teenager in the bible belt in 2005 sucked balls
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 19:29 |
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*makes millions of dollars and does drugs and fucks hot chicks and dude because hes young and so ull of testosterone he cant stop loving and he also practices witchcraft because he is a Christian Mystic*
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 19:47 |
shiksa posted:dr faustus in the music thread loves these guys, even though they're really bad There is one band 'better' than Stryper lol I use that term in the way sharting is better than having surgery on an anal cyst the size of a grapefruit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU97IpTGCt0 (sweet 80's sounds)
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 00:05 |
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snorts massive amounts of cocaine. calls it the holy spirit
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 01:09 |
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if we put a rap in the middle of our song we'll definitely convert more souls
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 02:00 |
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creed was way better when they got rid of Scott Stapp and brought in Myles Kennedy and changed their name
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 02:37 |
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living sacrifice was talented and i get the impression they were at least honest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwQZO9dEjfQ this was like 95 tho
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 03:07 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RfU5r63AXY&t=1038s
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 03:22 |
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ITT we're Christian Rock band that tries to crossover to mainstream success and gets laughed at as sell outs by non-Christians and pilloried as traitors by their fans. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Against_the_Law Jonny 290 posted:living sacrifice was talented and i get the impression they were at least honest This is surprisingly decent.
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 04:12 |
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Let's not forget Katy Perry was in a christian band or something before whoring herself out. Even a beautiful flower can sprout from a dunghill.
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 11:28 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70AlxWcbWAc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D7iT2MT00o
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNOJ09shb7w
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ccNIjWcAnA
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