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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQjM8kcTvHg

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Yeh didn' say please.

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004


SHARTING BEAR posted:

the only thing I remember is clint howard serving a cop an ice cream cone with an eyeball in it and the cop doesnt even notice

lmao the cop gobbles up the eyeball like it's nothing.

the acting seems really bad is the entire movie entertaining on any level?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

SHARTING BEAR posted:

lmao the cop gobbles up the eyeball like it's nothing.

the acting seems really bad is the entire movie entertaining on any level?

Ive watched 3/4 of this movie.

Ive seen a lot of things in this movie... A lot of things.

It will change you once you look upon it.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

psyopmonkey posted:

Ive watched 3/4 of this movie.

Ive seen a lot of things in this movie... A lot of things.

It will change you once you look upon it.

Has you time been well used with this movie? Genuinely curious.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I mean... The acting alone is noteworthy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQjM8kcTvHg

Tom Hanks and Bryan Cranston have nothing on these guys.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

VendaGoat posted:

Has you time been well used with this movie? Genuinely curious.

Yeah, I chatted with goons and did some work on my budget.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
"Janet, I got the gun, the badge will follow." - A man in the movie, Ice Cream Man

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Alright folks.

I watched the movie. The verdict is in...

If you want to waste 80+ minutes of your life watching B grade actors chew up scenery, listening to bad audio quality, and checking out those sweet sweet 90s fashions, then Ice Cream Man is your kind of picture.

Chills, Spills, and Screams! Mostly the screams from your mouth when you witness how bad this movie truly is.

3/10, its a movie.

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

I would get a choice of a VHS or a SNES game to rent from the lovely convenience store every week. I chose the Ice Cream Man once. I guess I should have just rented that sweet spiderman game again.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

proclick

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

I worked at a liquor store in the rough part of town and there was an ice cream truck but it sold hot wings.

They were pretty good.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
It is a slippery slope. I used to sell ice cream to children, now I sell children.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

exspurt analcyst posted:

I was in a neighborhood where the ice cream man truck would play the most melancholic music, but the treats were good

I remember being a kid in the summer, hearing this tune coming down the street and running outside with a fistful of change to buy some icecream shaped like a Ninja Turtle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUCyjDOlnPU

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97UDZiaX44Y

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Sometimes the trucks can be dangerous to non-children

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=410DMhkFmRU&t=35s

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_IC3tUFl3w

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