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My friends all say there's too much evidence and he is screwed, but I say any time a jury deliberates for an extended period of time that typically a "not guilty" comes of it. What do the members of the Something Awful community think? Will this young man who had potential for fame and fortune have completely given it all up just to merc a dude because of his poor anger-management skills? Or will he lead a life of debauchery and be ossified drunk 24/7 while knuckle-deep in celebrity vag? You make the call!
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Keith Hernandez spit on me and a friend once after we heckled him.
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even if he gets off on these charges, he's hosed on the next ones.
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Apr 14, 2015 01:55
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mods if Aaron gets acquitted please change my name to Odin's Bluntmaster
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amityville anus posted:Keith Hernandez spit on me and a friend once after we heckled him. it was Roger McDowell on the gravely road
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Apr 14, 2015 02:02
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When you find someone who can dispense enormous hand-rolled blunts, you protect him. Hernandez didn't do enough for a revered Bluntmaster, and that's why I think he's guilty of being a bad friend.
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Apr 14, 2015 02:17
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Only if he becomes my cellmate HEYOOOOH!
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Apr 14, 2015 02:18
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Who is Aaron Hernandez?
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Apr 14, 2015 02:24
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Aaron hosed. so what?
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He's gonna get deported.
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psyopmonkey posted:Who is Aaron Hernandez? Nfl. Just so u know
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Apr 14, 2015 02:27
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SHARTING BEAR posted:Nfl. Just so u know Thats the football right?
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SHARTING BEAR posted:Nfl. Just so u know INADMISSIBLE
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psyopmonkey posted:Thats the football right? Yeah I had to google him too
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Apr 14, 2015 11:28
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im taye diggs
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Apr 14, 2015 11:43
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Apr 14, 2015 12:00
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He's not white (enough) so...not looking good.
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I'm only glad he couldn't sully the noble name of the Patriots, as the Seahawks did by running the deflategate false-flag operation.
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Even if he gets off this time he's still going to be charged for the two other people he apparently killed for spilling his drink or something.
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Apr 14, 2015 14:26
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Those were legit murders though?!??! A man spells my drink ain't nothing wrong with Killin him over it.
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Apr 14, 2015 14:33
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I like his haircut
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Even if he gets off this time he's still going to be charged for the two other people he apparently killed for spilling his drink or something. I thought it was cuz someone stepped on his sneakers on accident (they were brand new)
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Melmac posted:I thought it was cuz someone stepped on his sneakers on accident (they were brand new) Aaron Hernanadez is the bully character from movies set in middle school. "Those were new kicks!"
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Apr 15, 2015 02:44
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He's gonna get off. Might get an accessory charge or something but he'll be out in 5.
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coldplay chiptunes posted:He's gonna get off. Might get an accessory charge or something but he'll be out in 5. For double mrderous drug fueled nfl rage? No
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the guy who keeps posting the egg is right this guy is hosed
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Apr 15, 2015 04:03
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 i will change my forums name to whatever the 5th person who quotes this post suggests if hernandez is found not guilty
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Melmac posted:My friends all say there's too much evidence and he is screwed, but I say any time a jury deliberates for an extended period of time that typically a "not guilty" comes of it. No. The opposite. Jury's debate hard before issuing a life-crippling decision. The oj trial lasted 9 months and the jurors debated like 3 hours
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Melmac posted:I thought it was cuz someone stepped on his sneakers on accident (they were brand new) did he pour moton's salt all over them?
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Apr 15, 2015 04:23
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How good is this ball player? It all depends on how much the nfl wants him If he's good enough he'll be playing with Michael Vick in a few years
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Don Tacorleone posted:How good is this ball player? It all depends on how much the nfl wants him I bet theyre both very good baseball players.
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psyopmonkey posted:I bet theyre both very good baseball players. Listen u lil poo poo you were already told they're football players a few posts ago u ain't trolling me jerk
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Darth123123 posted:For double mrderous drug fueled nfl rage? No
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Don Tacorleone posted:Listen u lil poo poo you were already told they're football players a few posts ago u ain't trolling me jerk Why dont you go smoke some meth while wearing a sports beanie with a collared shirt and tie. How about that. F'ing sportsball. 
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psyopmonkey posted:Why dont you go smoke some meth while wearing a sports beanie with a collared shirt and tie. How is one troon capable of making GBS threads up the forums so hard Are you a robot
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:How is one troon capable of making GBS threads up the forums so hard We can rebuild her. We can make her stronger, better, faster. *slow-mo jumping action and pressing the reply button
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psyopmonkey posted:Why dont you go smoke some meth while wearing a sports beanie with a collared shirt and tie. I'm out of meth why, you got any? got any meth bro?
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