Melmac posted:

life without the possibility of parole confirmed

mdemone posted:

Sentenced to MCI Cedar Junction in Walpole, Massachusetts.

At least he'll be able to hear the games.

Percelus posted:

Aaron Hernandez and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev join forces to escape from prison and begin a series of misadventures. Their partnership is brought to an end after Hernandez shoots Tsarnaev in the face.

CharlestonJew posted:

lol apparently he also shot his friend in the face alongside the other 3 people he killed. dude's a fuckin psychopath

Smiling Mandrill posted:

Hernandez, and Tsarnaev are cornered by the FBI on the Bunker Hill Memorial Bridge. Below is a boat full of terrorist ready to whisk Tsarnaev and Hernandez away to freedom. Tsarnaev sets the charges that he rigged on the bridge, and base jumps down to the boat. Hernandez follows him barley escaping the FBI agents rushing to stop him. Tsarnaev chuckles, and hits the button on his ten second detonator. "Death to America!" all the terrorist scream while Hernandez sits silent. "Why aren't you cheering with us Aaron?" Tsarnaev demands. "Because you seem to have forgotten one thing Dzhokhar." Hernandez says in a low growl. "Yeah whats that?" Tsarnaev chuckles. "I'm a god damned patriot!" Hernandez then drops the bomb from the bridge on the deck of the ship. The terrorist look on shocked as Aaron jumps overboard just as the explosion turns them into jelly. Three hours after being picked up by the coast guard Hernandez is pardoned by the president, and resigned by the Patriots in time to make the game winning catch at super bowl 50. At the super bowl after party Aaron kills four men in a drive by for looking at him like he was a bitch.

NBC Sports posted:

Aaron Hernandez’s claim of innocence to Robert Kraft helped jurors decide to convict Hernandez of first-degree murder today.

After Hernandez, the former Patriots tight end, was found guilty today of murdering Odin Lloyd, jurors told reporters that the testimony of Kraft, the Patriots’ owner, was compelling. Kraft testified under oath that he spoke with Hernandez when reports first surfaced of Lloyd’s death, and that Hernandez had given Kraft an assurance that he was not involved. Hernandez claimed to Kraft that he had been inside a club at the time that Lloyd was killed, which sounds like a good alibi — except that it raised questions in the minds of jurors as to how, exactly, Hernandez could have known what time Lloyd was killed.

“One part, for me, was Aaron’s alleged statement that . . . he was at a club at that time,” one juror said. “We still don’t know the exact time of Odin’s murder, specifically. So I don’t know how Aaron would have had that information two years ago. Even today, after medical examiners’ review, we still don’t have that information.”

mdemone posted:

Sentenced to MCI Cedar Junction in Walpole, Massachusetts.

At least he'll be able to hear the games.

Waltzing Along posted:

He keeps the money he earned. If he is taken to civil court, then he may lose some/all.

Just because you are convicted you don't lose your belongings. You just can't bring them with you.

Melmac posted:

it makes it so much better that he got to experience that briefly before spending the rest of his life in squalor.

I was under the impression he barely received his money when he started shooting everyone that spilled a drink on him. This makes it so much better/stupid. What a moron

amityville anus posted:

Keith Hernandez spit on me and a friend once after we heckled him.

Cowman posted:

who

mind the walrus posted:

Sports thug who acted like an actual thug and got punished for it while people debated if he'd get off for nebulous reasons of privilege.

psyopmonkey posted:

Gatekeeper posted:

lmao please post this whenever someone starts poo poo with you

Mad Monk posted:

Is that the house he bought or the one he grew up in? I know a person who claims to have lived next door to him and she comes from money.

Doctor Schnabel posted:

so is he hosed?

LLCoolJD posted:

No way he'll be the cell block Don with cigarettes over his ears who orders people shanked in the shower.

Don Tacorleone posted:

Is this thread still about psyopmonkey

psyopmonkey posted:

Nah.

Don Tacorleone posted:

We can make it about you

texaholic posted:

Whst is the over/under on him joining a prison gang and killing someone? Does Vegas have odds on things like this. Also how many dudes will he kill in jail over/under?

Life in prison with no chance of parole is pretty rough.

mdemone posted:

Sentenced to MCI Cedar Junction in Walpole, Massachusetts.

At least he'll be able to hear the games.