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Do you watch Twitch streamers
Yes, like an ant farm
Yes, to see grown men say human being a lot
No, I don't like ant farms
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Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

appropriatemetaphor posted:

is that weird date thing with some insane babe and a really awkward dude who fake dances with her and gives her flowers a twitch thing? because i love that whole video it's so good

please post this

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appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Tashan Dorrsett posted:

please post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r71l-ajiuHA

boom. it's long but its good

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Which World Of Warcraft NPC Is Your Soulmate?
Mar 27, 2015

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
So twitch is youtube, but youtube gets no dinero. Sweet, time to stream myself mining on eve online. I'll be talking and laughing like sloth from goonies. Also I'm eating a big bowl of cereal.

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Blazing Zero posted:

i saw a screenshot of this but the twitch user name was cut off. want to make sure im not following this idiot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRrNVyRuguE

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Edgar posted:

So twitch is youtube, but youtube gets no dinero. Sweet, time to stream myself mining on eve online. I'll be talking and laughing like sloth from goonies. Also I'm eating a big bowl of cereal.

The Twitch Bubble

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

I don't get this at all. Why would you PAY to watch someone else play video games? They're just sitting on their rear end playing a game. That is not something worthy of payment. Let's plays I totally understand but this poo poo? No.

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

I don't get this at all. Why would you PAY to watch someone else play video games? They're just sitting on their rear end playing a game. That is not something worthy of payment. Let's plays I totally understand but this poo poo? No.

people are dumb sheeple

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


You are paying them five dollars to continue acting like a clown for your amusement, or five dollars to acknowledge you amongst your twitch groundlings

both are pretty sad!!

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

I love all the burping.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

Robot Randy posted:

*gets owned in poker*

*calls hooker*

*realizes stream is still running*

Please let this one be real, and tell me who it was

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Bardeh posted:

Please let this one be real, and tell me who it was

It was real I just forget who did it. But it was loving hilarious.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

y'ever ACCIDENTALLY click on the file named "little girls hosed in butt 13 years old" because youre looking for honest to god regular porn on kazaa (lmao) it HAPPENS

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012

Frog Act posted:

*accidentally reveals child pornography in recent downloads folder*



what a guy

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Objectively and without bias watch the video, and see how truthful he's being. Actually watch his face, and his eyes and his body language. When I was younger, the amount of times I tried to download an album of songs or a song from Limewire or other P2P programs and got porn outnumbers the times I actually got the song or songs I was looking for 2:1. Is it that far out of the realms of possibility that he downloaded a large collection and that was contained within it? Not to mention, according to him, it was no longer even on his pc. Be fair guys. be honest, sure, but be fair

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012
he still tried to open it

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a real jerk posted:

what's with the egg?
it's the one that didn't get ate

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Jerry Steinfeld posted:

he still tried to open it

he talks about "deleting it after his JO session"

TLG James
Jun 5, 2000

Questing ain't easy

gonna test my memory then watch some child porn

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Tashan Dorrsett posted:

Objectively and without bias watch the video, and see how truthful he's being. Actually watch his face, and his eyes and his body language. When I was younger, the amount of times I tried to download an album of songs or a song from Limewire or other P2P programs and got porn outnumbers the times I actually got the song or songs I was looking for 2:1. Is it that far out of the realms of possibility that he downloaded a large collection and that was contained within it? Not to mention, according to him, it was no longer even on his pc. Be fair guys. be honest, sure, but be fair

i mean yeah thats why i thought blink 182 did this song until i was like 20, but if the file's named little girls gettin buttfucked on his computer thats what it was named on kazaa or whatever.

its not crazy to think he got in a boner rage, searched "buttfuckin" and downloaded everything that came up tho

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

Tashan Dorrsett posted:

Objectively and without bias watch the video, and see how truthful he's being. Actually watch his face, and his eyes and his body language. When I was younger, the amount of times I tried to download an album of songs or a song from Limewire or other P2P programs and got porn outnumbers the times I actually got the song or songs I was looking for 2:1. Is it that far out of the realms of possibility that he downloaded a large collection and that was contained within it? Not to mention, according to him, it was no longer even on his pc. Be fair guys. be honest, sure, but be fair

does he honestly expect people to believe he really uses eMule to download his porn in 2015? Apparently the guy is married and has a young child, too :gonk:

naem
May 29, 2011

It's me giantboobgirl2000, yes my asmr videos were moderately successful and my shopping "haul" videos were popular, switching to video games again now OOH I keep bending over a lot hehe here let me just reach for the controller *brushes thumb sized nipples across microphone repeatedly*

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
One of my friends I play lol with occasionally is trying to start being a professional streamer or some poo poo but

1: he's kind of bad, not awful or anything but not someone you'd want to learn from
2: his stream absolutely distracts him from the game, like it's impossible to play with him while he's streaming cause he'll talk to his viewers constantly and ignore the game, he will even talk over the rest of the team trying to point out something urgent.

ArbitraryC fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Apr 14, 2015

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


*is a small Korean girl eating a Goonload of food*

Wait, is mukbang on Twitch yet?

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

ArbitraryC posted:

One of my friends I play lol with occasionally is trying to start being a professional streamer or some poo poo but

1: he's kind of bad, not awful or anything but not someone you'd want to learn from
2: his stream absolutely distracts him from the game, like it's impossible to play with him while he's streaming cause he'll talk to his viewers constantly and ignore the game, he will even talk over the rest of the team trying to point out something urgent.
It's all right. He'll get the urgent message when the viewers start spamming it 45 seconds later.

TKImpulse
Oct 21, 2009

Bardeh posted:

Please let this one be real, and tell me who it was

it was stickyrice1, he's apparently a former boy band member too so I'm not sure which one's more embarrassing, that or calling a hooker in front of ~1200 people after losing a ton of money

Lazerbeam
Feb 4, 2011

Happy Bear Suit posted:

I don't get any of these references

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
I don't know what a tweetch or whatever is, but i;m gay

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
*Goes on a week long vacation*
*Is completely forgotten about*

Watching some one who is way better than you at a game is a good way to get better at said game and can be pretty interesting. Or some one who knows a ton about the game and talks about it constantly while playing is also good. Watching some retard flail around making a cruel mockery of gaming, or shamelessly pander to viewers is scrub tier and I don't know how those people still get views. Also lol at ever subscribing to a twitch stream, may as well just throw your money in a hole and burn it.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009


lol its always amusing to see someone destroy their life in an instant like that

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
*Tries to get some of that awesome anti-PewDiePie viewership by spending 1/3rd of video commenting that he's an annoying hack

*Pisses into one of the many empty 2-liter bottles in the room to avoid stopping the gameplay to use an actual toilet. Manages to get most of it in the bottle, but not all of it, because you're not going to touch your dick where your lips have been.

*Need to take a poo poo? Is there an empty Cheetos bag in here? YES!

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

Harrower posted:

*Goes on a week long vacation*
*Is completely forgotten about*

Watching some one who is way better than you at a game is a good way to get better at said game and can be pretty interesting. Or some one who knows a ton about the game and talks about it constantly while playing is also good. Watching some retard flail around making a cruel mockery of gaming, or shamelessly pander to viewers is scrub tier and I don't know how those people still get views. Also lol at ever subscribing to a twitch stream, may as well just throw your money in a hole and burn it.

jesus christ

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


I've been wondering for a few weeks now what this "twitch" thing is and are people really spending that much time watching other people play vidya games

It wasn't until this thread that I went for a look and realized that there are hundreds of thousands of people putting actual money down in this poo poo :wtc: lol at the self-outed pedophile, though, stay classy, gamers

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

I don't get this at all. Why would you PAY to watch someone else play video games? They're just sitting on their rear end playing a game. That is not something worthy of payment. Let's plays I totally understand but this poo poo? No.

the same could be said of paying to watch baseball

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

ArbitraryC posted:

One of my friends I play lol with occasionally is trying to start being a professional streamer or some poo poo but

1: he's kind of bad, not awful or anything but not someone you'd want to learn from
2: his stream absolutely distracts him from the game, like it's impossible to play with him while he's streaming cause he'll talk to his viewers constantly and ignore the game, he will even talk over the rest of the team trying to point out something urgent.

owned

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Naxuz posted:

I've been wondering for a few weeks now what this "twitch" thing is and are people really spending that much time watching other people play vidya games

It wasn't until this thread that I went for a look and realized that there are hundreds of thousands of people putting actual money down in this poo poo :wtc: lol at the self-outed pedophile, though, stay classy, gamers
its twitch or twitter for these kids. such a miserable existence

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
I want to remind everyone I have a Patreon account and a Zazzle storefront, so please support me.

Also, turn off Adblock if you visit my site.

pr0p
Dec 8, 2011
Be sure to follow and subscribe if you want to watch me play 200 more hours of From Software games that look entirely the same.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
If I get 10K likes, I'll have a special bonus video this month where I'll do a Long Play of Mario Paint with a link sent only to subscribers that won't be on the normal channel.

If I get 25K likes, I'll put in on the main channel for everyone.

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Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

"I didn't download it guys."

"I downloaded it, but as an accident. Edonkey guys!"

Guy just incriminated himself even further.

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