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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

and how long til you think your gonna find out

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SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

when I turn 13 ill let you know

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
performing societaly determined roles

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
boys have penises girls have vaginas

F hole
May 13, 2008

it means u have honor and a penis

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
You have to do this stuff op: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWvcwVWCcnY

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

p sure rudyard kipling got off on whipping non-whites so as much as i agree with his remember the titans speech i dont think that's everything

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
don't gently caress up and when you do, fix it

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
rudyard kipling gave a speech in remember the titans??

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
It takes a woman to make a man. Or another man depending on preference I guess.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
It means to be miserable pile of secrets

Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck
Crippling debt

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Pudding Huxtable posted:

It means to be miserable pile of secrets

perhaps the same could be said of all religions…

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

You do not have to be good.
You do not have to walk on your knees
For a hundred miles through the desert, repenting.
You only have to let the soft animal of your body
love what it loves.
Tell me about your despair, yours, and I will tell you mine.
Meanwhile the world goes on.
Meanwhile the sun and the clear pebbles of the rain
are moving across the landscapes,
over the prairies and the deep trees,
the mountains and the rivers.
Meanwhile the wild geese, high in the clean blue air,
are heading home again.
Whoever you are, no matter how lonely,
the world offers itself to your imagination,
calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting --
over and over announcing your place
in the family of things.

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
im gay

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqta4jyAs4k

FrankenVader
Sep 12, 2004
Polymer Records
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

FrankenVader posted:

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
To own a gun and drive a truck/larger suv.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

RaySmuckles posted:

To own a gun and drive a truck/larger suv.

Truck nuts optional.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
hang out with your bros and jack it

Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008
Real men have beards.

naem
May 29, 2011

Responsibility

naem
May 29, 2011

Self sacrifice

naem
May 29, 2011

Likin' boobs

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
honesty

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
integrity

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
faith

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Apparently anything I ever do isn't going to make me a man, so I've stopped worrying and learned to love the underworld.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I think boys technically become men when they first get a boner.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Something to do with cats?

Im not entirely sure.

:shrug:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
a miserable pile of secrets !

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

You have to hate yourself with a burning passion

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
A man accepts and manages his responsibilities, to himself, to his family and to his society. A boy does not.

A man has discipline and self-control; a boy is a slave to his impulses and desires.

A man has strong boundaries and maintains them; he has standards to which he holds himself and others and does not allow others to push him beyond those.

A man does not settle; he fights for his goals, ambitions and dreams. Even if he fails, that failure is more noble than never striving in the first place.

A man is comfortable enough in himself to embrace being vulnerable. He doesn’t fear the judgment of others or require their validation.

A man has a sense of purpose and drive that motivates him. A boy wallows in self-indulgence.

A man seeks to create his place in the world through his actions; a boy does only the minimum required to get by.

A man seeks to experience the transcendent in this world; a boy is content to dull himself and look no further than his immediate gratification.

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
lack of self worth

Blahsmack
Oct 25, 2003

Every man is immortal until his mother dies.

Man lives in constant terror of death. The proof of this is the time he spends appearing confident.

Man has the uncanny ability to make accident and necessity into a choice.

Man is at his best when he is actively striving not to be man.

If a man could have every desire gratified instantaneously he would be a horror to behold.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Eat raw meat, carry a huge knife you've used for at least a dozen different practical purposes, comfort a woman sincerely without knowing what the hell she's talking about, splice a rope, and have a friendly fight in a gravel pit. You don't have to be male to be a man. The knife part is, like, essential though.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I can safely say that if you idolize Ron Swanson you're not a man, you're a boy without a good father figure, so that's good to know.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
to be a man you must have honor

honor and a penis

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




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