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tagline shoud have been "heroes dont get any bugger"
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yes i agree op,
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Apr 14, 2015 06:21
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I've made it a tertiary career to give a gently caress about stupid-rear end superheroes and superhero movies and even I think this thread is a waste of loving time
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Apr 14, 2015 06:25
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I bet his nemesis is Uncle Woman. Did I make the thread worse? It's hard to tell.
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Apr 14, 2015 06:33
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ant man has a helmet that can control ants. how loving useless
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Apr 14, 2015 06:39
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if they are literally making an "ant man" movie or whatever the gently caress then I demand a live action Wacky Races movie
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Apr 14, 2015 06:46
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Concerned Citizen posted:ant man has a helmet that can control ants. Much like a dude with a bow and arrow and a limber sexy chick there is a point to having characters like this on a superhero team-- poo poo like wetworks and stealth operations being the two big ones. The obvious problem of course, is that for the big sweeping team battles these characters come across as useless as they're like bringing a hammer, screwdriver, and a compass to a building demolition. The stupid Ant-Man trailer instead tries to frame a character clearly designed for stealth operations and paint him as this conventional "save the world" hero which is ultimately not going to work.  as gently caress
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Apr 14, 2015 06:49
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no more comic movies
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Apr 14, 2015 06:52
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Phobic Nest posted:I bet his nemesis is Uncle Woman. Thats not bad. 
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Apr 14, 2015 06:55
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isn't the movie some sort of heist thing
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Apr 14, 2015 06:59
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SHARTING BEAR posted:if they are literally making an "ant man" movie or whatever the gently caress then I demand a live action Wacky Races movie I can get behind this.
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Apr 14, 2015 07:00
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mind the walrus posted:Much like a dude with a bow and arrow and a limber sexy chick there is a point to having characters like this on a superhero team-- poo poo like wetworks and stealth operations being the two big ones. The obvious problem of course, is that for the big sweeping team battles these characters come across as useless as they're like bringing a hammer, screwdriver, and a compass to a building demolition. The stupid Ant-Man trailer instead tries to frame a character clearly designed for stealth operations and paint him as this conventional "save the world" hero which is ultimately not going to work.
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Apr 14, 2015 07:01
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SHARTING BEAR posted:I demand a live action Wacky Races movie Don't think people haven't been trying. Concerned Citizen posted:stealth operation. get ants in a dude's cupboard so when he goes to eat his crackers, they're covered in ants. haha owned shitload supervillain Well when your power is already as bullshit as controlling ants there's no reason you can't employ them to do more advanced poo poo, like disassemble machinery or poo poo.
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Apr 14, 2015 07:02
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i've got ants in my pants
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Apr 14, 2015 07:03
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where do captain america, hawkeye, and black widow get off even thinking about being in the same room as thor, hulk, and iron man, is what I want to know
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Apr 14, 2015 07:08
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Size Queen.
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Apr 14, 2015 07:10
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quakster posted:i've got ants in my pants I have an ant farm. For real though I'm not even lying. I am a grown-up with an ant farm. I caught a Pogonomyrmex (red harvester ant) queen, and I made a formicarium (ant aquarium) out of an old 2 liter soda bottle. I'm a total nerd.
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Apr 14, 2015 07:12
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mind the walrus posted:Well when your power is already as bullshit as controlling ants there's no reason you can't employ them to do more advanced poo poo, like disassemble machinery or poo poo. honestly he'd be better off using his ant controlling helmet as an exterminator
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Apr 14, 2015 07:15
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And Iron Man and Batman would both do a lot more good for the world if they stopped being manbabies and started using their awesome tech for civilian application. Spider-man should have sold his web fluid to 3M the day after making it. The medical applications alone would turn them into the men of the century. Now you know why there's such a thing as thematic and archetypal metaphor present in superhero stories like these.
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Apr 14, 2015 07:18
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brizna posted:where do captain america, hawkeye, and black widow get off even thinking about being in the same room as thor, hulk, and iron man, is what I want to know
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Apr 14, 2015 07:20
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SweetKarma posted:I have an ant farm. For real though I'm not even lying. I am a grown-up with an ant farm. I caught a Pogonomyrmex (red harvester ant) queen, and I made a formicarium (ant aquarium) out of an old 2 liter soda bottle. I'm a total nerd. sounds cool post pics
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Apr 14, 2015 07:28
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An ant isn't a bug you disgusting human filth. Something something sem-ANT-ics.
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Apr 14, 2015 07:29
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idgi doesn't he yell 'get over here'?? i mite watch it if legolas' wife beats up the boring one from anchorman more
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Apr 14, 2015 08:40
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I used to not give a flying poo poo about marvel or any comic book characters really. but now that they keep shoving this awful loving garbage down our throats I loving hate marvel and comic book "heros" What kind of retarded man baby over the age of 14 is actually buying/reading/watching this drivel? Who is the loving audience for "ant man" I had honestly never loving heard of this lovely superhero before. I mean holy poo poo, is every single lovely marvel character going to get it's own lovely movie and then even worse reboot 3 years after that?
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Apr 14, 2015 09:25
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SHARTING BEAR posted:sounds cool post pics I'd post pics, but right now it's just a 2 liter bottle half filled with dirt with a black sock rolled around it and a tiny hole where the queen started digging her founding chamber. (aka the hole where she lays her eggs).
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I think the OP should just read "Marvel screwed up brizna posted:where do captain america, hawkeye, and black widow get off even thinking about being in the same room as thor, hulk, and iron man, is what I want to know Nah, Captain America has totally earned the right on the team, dude can solo attack jets. The others, yeah. Dead Gay Romans posted:What kind of retarded man baby over the age of 14 is actually buying/reading/watching this drivel? Who is the loving audience for "ant man" I had honestly never loving heard of this lovely superhero before. He's most famous in comics for drinking too much and beating his wife, nearly to death with a side of attempted murder at least once, and then being a loser who hangs around banging groupie wannabe heroes after getting thrown out of the Avengers. I don't suspect any of that will be in the movie, ever, but it would make the third Avengers movie very strange. Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 09:39 on Apr 14, 2015 |
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Dead Gay Romans posted:I used to not give a flying poo poo about marvel or any comic book characters really. but now that they keep shoving this awful loving garbage down our throats I loving hate marvel and comic book "heros" If it wasn't the Marvel movies you'd be hating on something else with equal fervor. You're not mad about these movies, you're mad about life not being what you want it to be.
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Apr 14, 2015 09:35
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mind the walrus posted:If it wasn't the Marvel movies you'd be hating on something else with equal fervor. You're not mad about these movies, you're mad about life not being what you want it to be. lol nope, pretty sure I'm just mad about awful lovely marvel content all over the place. A whole lot of money time and effort wasted on terrible movies ripped from even sadder source material. I'm sorry if you can't wrap your mind around someone being annoyed at your lovely picture books for children being shoved in their face all the time.
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Apr 14, 2015 09:42
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should have described him as an anty hero imo
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Apr 14, 2015 09:42
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Dead Gay Romans posted:lol nope, pretty sure I'm just mad about awful lovely marvel content all over the place. A whole lot of money time and effort wasted on terrible movies ripped from even sadder source material. Scrub. If it wasn't this you'd be pissed off at Transformers or whatever dumb gay Westerns they would shove in our face in its place. The problem is you don't feel culturally dominant and are pissed off at the lowest common denominator. I get the same way when I watch CBS shows. You want to lash out then be my guest but at least have the sack to own up to crying over your pride suffering some rugburn.
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Apr 14, 2015 09:44
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mind the walrus posted:Scrub. What in the ever living gently caress are you babbling about? go write your Media Arts thesis somewhere else. You are projecting whatever weird poo poo you have going on in your dumb head onto other people.
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Apr 14, 2015 09:47
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Super Hero comics and the movies based off of them are dumb imo.
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Apr 14, 2015 09:48
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im terrified of being cukced by ant boy, what if he did it and noone would be the wiser he could cuck the entire world not falling a sleep tonite. no sir
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Apr 14, 2015 10:09
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Dead Gay Romans posted:I used to not give a flying poo poo about marvel or any comic book characters really. but now that they keep shoving this awful loving garbage down our throats I loving hate marvel and comic book "heros"
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Apr 14, 2015 11:29
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What can an ant do
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Apr 14, 2015 11:32
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lordoftheT posted:Super Hero comics and the movies based off of them are dumb imo. Kids and mainland Chinese seem to like them. I just wish there were more dumb and enjoyable b movie superhero movies like GHOST RIDER 1 to watch at the theater with my rowdy rear end friends
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Apr 14, 2015 11:36
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ill take marvel movies over garbage like transformers or the expendables
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Apr 14, 2015 11:41
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SHARTING BEAR posted:if they are literally making an "ant man" movie or whatever the gently caress then I demand a live action Wacky Races movie They did, kinda. Cannonball Run
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Apr 14, 2015 11:51
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Mahnarch posted:They did, kinda. I read in Jackie Chan's autobiography about how miserable he was while filming this movie
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