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Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
you guys ever close your eyes but see through them anyway like when youre half asleep or something its really freaky

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Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
like everything is still dark but theres a perfect outline of every object in front of you in lighter shades so its all clearly defined im pretty sure this is what daredevil sight would be like or if you were some old blind master monk or something

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
deardevil "sees" through echolocation, hth

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Daredevil isn't actually blind it's just that his mask doesn't have eye holes and he's been wearing opaque spectacles the whole time.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Jellidelic posted:

my superpower is that I'm blind but not actually blind

Came here to post this

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
My super power is that blind girls find me attractive.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Think Daredevil would die of sensory overload if he went down on a chick?

I'm asking for my fanfiction.

Twat Nosferatu
Aug 14, 2008

Dejan Bimble posted:

All the stuff in that show is impossible

Oh gently caress you rear end in a top hat now you wrecked my world!

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Lasher posted:

Think Daredevil would die of sensory overload if he went down on a chick?

I'm asking for my fanfiction.
shoulda asked your mom first

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
everything is fake

*PUNCH*
Jul 8, 2007
naked on the internet
is an "ambulance chaser"

lives in a gigantic multimillion-dollar loft apartment in one of the most condofied neighborhoods in NYC

I know, I know, disaster, "rebuilding..." Yeah no.

I dunno anything about these comics, but Kingpin should be in charge of some kinda freedom tower project or something.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Lasher posted:

Think Daredevil would die of sensory overload if he went down on a chick?

I'm asking for my fanfiction.

Dunno. Can villains drop him by escaping through a fish market?

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

ant-man is coming out three and a half weeks before the man from uncle
this is to appease the bad newspaper pun illuminati

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
oh god no, I got magical radioactive waste in my eyes and now I'm BLIND. But wait! Suddenly I can see via echolocation! I AM A HUMAN SONAR! Truly now i am a force to be reckon-

*gets shot*

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
i watched 20 mins and then got bored well anyway cya

Coldstone Cream-my-pants
Jun 21, 2007
I'm blind and I can't even watch this show, let alone leave the house and fight crime.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


The Royal Scrub posted:

I'm blind and I can't even watch this show, let alone leave the house and fight crime.

lol what a poor

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CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
I bet I could do about one third of the stuff on that show.

I'm not going to say which third, though. I prefer an air of mystery.

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