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Women carry the DNA of past lovers. It probs helps us repair damaged DNA and such. It's safe to conclude that stanly Kubrick was more than a film genius, but a science genius as well, since he first proposed the theory in the 60s. Science: http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0045592 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ikqx1P1DSk
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youre wife posted:Women carry the DNA of past lovers. It probs helps us repair damaged DNA and such. It's safe to conclude that stanly Kubrick was more than a film genius, but a science genius as well, since he first proposed the theory in the 60s. I read your summary and thought,"Sweet! I should go gently caress a bunch of dudes and maybe that will fix some of my lovely genetics!" But then it turned out I'd have to get pregnant to benefit from all that stolen dna. Also, it only affects the brain. 
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Apr 14, 2015 19:39
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I knew my girlfriend was still a whore
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Apr 14, 2015 19:41
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you know how chimps are 99 percent related to man? well, women are only 98.5 percent.
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Apr 14, 2015 19:42
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Bored posted:I read your summery and thought,"Sweet! I should go gently caress a bunch of dudes and maybe that will fix some of my lovely genetics!" But then it turned out I'd have to get pregnant to benefit from all that stolen dna. Also, it only affects the brain. Well, you're hosed either way
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Apr 14, 2015 19:42
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do men store other mens DNA with their butts too? important question.
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Apr 14, 2015 19:43
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anyone else notice how in john carpenter's the thing there werent any women around and all the guys were cool and happy? then a monster comes and fucks everything up and sucks out the biological material of everybody? thats because the monster was a woman think about it
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Apr 14, 2015 19:47
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Bored posted:I read your summery and thought,"Sweet! I should go gently caress a bunch of dudes and maybe that will fix some of my lovely genetics!" But then it turned out I'd have to get pregnant to benefit from all that stolen dna. Also, it only affects the brain. I'm not sure. All the not science words articles on it say they already knew about the pregnancy thing, but DNA collecting without pregnancy is a new discovery, and they don't fully know what it means. Ita probs best to gently caress a bunch of dudes to be safe.
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Apr 14, 2015 19:47
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lol @ womens spines keeping cum info inbuttcrypted for devious reasons.
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Apr 14, 2015 19:49
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VendaGoat posted:Well, you're hosed either way I know, right? Bored fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Apr 14, 2015 |
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Apr 14, 2015 19:50
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thats how motha fyuckin ant man was created! with a stone ipa and some lips tick in his anus! and a fork!! haha
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Apr 14, 2015 19:53
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Got me some DNA last night. Feels good. Like having had a large meal.
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Apr 14, 2015 19:59
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@ girls who suddenly got a lot smarter when my great winner DNA went into their brains: you're welcome 
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youre wife posted:I'm not sure. All the not science words articles on it say they already knew about the pregnancy thing, but DNA collecting without pregnancy is a new discovery, and they don't fully know what it means. Ita probs best to gently caress a bunch of dudes to be safe. You're right. I'm making my tindr profile right now. Profile just says "DTSYGM"*. Username "Cockvamp" is taken though. I don't wanna be one of those lame-o's who just adds a number to the end of the username. *down to steal your genetic material
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Apr 14, 2015 20:08
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Our species will only be safe once all women are destroyed.
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Apr 14, 2015 20:09
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No need to steal. Just gotta ask.
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Apr 14, 2015 20:09
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Wait a loving minute.... So Seinfeld was correct?!?!?!? 
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Apr 14, 2015 20:09
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I for one welcome our new DNA vampire overlords
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Apr 14, 2015 20:12
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Were sure gym socks dont have this power right??????
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youre wife posted:Got me some DNA last night. Feels good. Like having had a large meal. Brain food?
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Bored posted:You're right. I'm making my tindr profile right now. Profile just says "DTSYGM"*. Username "Cockvamp" is taken though. I don't wanna be one of those lame-o's who just adds a number to the end of the username. try Spermburglar
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Apr 14, 2015 20:24
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Jizzy Armored Car
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Fishy Joe posted:Were sure gym socks dont have this power right?????? research shows they definitely do. after several matings they develop the ability to stand on their own.
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Necros posted:research shows they definitely do. after several matings they develop the ability to stand on their own. hosed up if true
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a large trout posted:Jizzy Armored Car I like where you're going with this, but it doesn't quite flow yet. Hmmm...SpermBankRobber's just too on the nose, I think. Or in the eye. (I mean, the username doesn't quite flow. I'm sure the jizz does)
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Apr 14, 2015 20:58
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Lol at trusting anything published in plos one.
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Apr 14, 2015 21:01
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Semen is also a cocktail of pleasure hormones which is true fact and also something i bring up a lot in casual conversation
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Dr qq posted:Semen is also a cocktail of pleasure hormones which is true fact and also something i bring up a lot in casual conversation Hahaha...wait, google tells me this is actually true. Awesome. "The question many people will ask is whether oral sex could have the same mood-enhancing effects. "Since the steroids in birth control pills survive the digestion process, I would assume that the same holds true for at least some of the chemicals in semen," Gallup says." Edit: No clue how reliable newscience is, but the psychology today article on the study either pulled from several different studies, misunderstood what they were reading, or the study is utter bullshit, based on the claims in the psychology today article. Bored fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Apr 14, 2015 |
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Apr 14, 2015 21:13
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Like most chemicals, rectal administration is probably most effective.
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Business Octopus posted:Lol at trusting anything published in plos one. I got the link from a highly credit able 2013 thread in the bodybuilders forums
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Apr 14, 2015 21:24
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It was followed by about ten pages of quivering muscles parroting "lol sloots" like every thread there.
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Apr 14, 2015 21:38
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I wish OP
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Apr 14, 2015 21:56
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It's not from the sperm per se, it's from the fetus
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Apr 14, 2015 21:57
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The gay wins once again
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Apr 14, 2015 21:58
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If you bone nothing but black dudes do you turn black? Someone look this up. I'm cleaning.
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Apr 14, 2015 22:03
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youre wife posted:If you bone nothing but black dudes do you turn black? Someone look this up. I'm cleaning. well you know how they say once you go black you never go back? that's why, you've been assimilated
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hate to break it to you but semen is stored in the mans testicles so how are women supposed to even get it
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gary oldmans diary posted:hate to break it to you but semen is stored in the mans testicles so how are women supposed to even get it Better answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BDxqhI9qDw&t=4351s Bored fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Apr 14, 2015 |
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