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I'm so glad he had life insurance.
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*buys boobjob he always wanted me to have*
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Apr 14, 2015 20:09
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finally i can get that penis ive always wanted
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Apr 14, 2015 20:10
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Has 300 grand to last me 10 years. Eats dog food
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Apr 14, 2015 20:20
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A lifetime supply of caramel machiattos!
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Apr 14, 2015 20:37
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Apr 14, 2015 20:37
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Apr 14, 2015 20:53
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Gonna get all made up and stuff, make myself appealing, unlike when I was actually with him
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Apr 14, 2015 20:53
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keeps heat at 55 in the winter to be able to pay off funeral costs.
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Apr 14, 2015 20:56
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Drad_Bert posted:A lifetime supply of caramel machiattos!
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Apr 14, 2015 20:57
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I'm gonna gently caress a young buck in our old marriage bed.
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Apr 14, 2015 23:20
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i loved my husband and am very sad he is gone.
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Apr 14, 2015 23:23
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*hires the greatest vigilante swordsman to kill Gutierrez, the man responsible
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Apr 14, 2015 23:44
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*Travels the world, finally getting to see and experience all of the wonder and humanity inherit on Earth, like they wanted to before his passing. Carries his picture with her, to whatever destination is next, always keeping a journal where she writes to him directly. Comes to terms with her own mortality and, in the process, finally understands what the human experience means, to her. Returns to her husband's grave site, sets out a small picnic, talks with her departed while drinking a small cup of wine and eating cheeses she has brought back with her. Setting the journal on the headstone, she leans against it and sighs. She isn't found till the following day*
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Apr 14, 2015 23:53
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I hope that by the time I am a widow science will have advanced enough that I could buy a robot replica of my fella because I love him and life would suck without him
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Apr 14, 2015 23:53
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i spent my youth building a life with this man and while i do not regret it all food now tastes like ash.
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Apr 14, 2015 23:55
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*stares longingly at beloved husband's framed portrait while buff black guy plows me from behind
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Apr 14, 2015 23:55
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*hires Nic Cage to find out if my dead husband's secret snuff videos were the real deal. I can't get off unless I know for sure they're real.
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Time to start filling my house up with kitties, most of the money will go to feeding them and when it gets low I'll just start eating the cat food too.
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