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Rocking out in their cubicles to Journey and Bon Jovi while ordering tissues for the office. This one's for all of you! 
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loaded six string on my back, ahm playin for keeps! cuz ah might not make it back
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Apr 14, 2015 20:48
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women in the workplace 
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Apr 14, 2015 20:49
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Blurred Lines in 2015 cuz u a gud girl
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Apr 14, 2015 20:49
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I listen to New Age spa music at work because if I didn't I'd have a stress-induced aneurysm
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Apr 14, 2015 20:51
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'gently caress work, time to listen to music, gossip, and burn popcorn' - office girls everywhere
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Apr 14, 2015 20:52
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turning up my headphones rn to drown out the office PA music
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Apr 14, 2015 20:53
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I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unaware I know right now you don't care
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Apr 14, 2015 20:53
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*stops doing work and uses all office lines to call in and try to win a free Subway lunch*
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Apr 14, 2015 21:04
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quote:18 til I die - gonna be 18 til I die
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Apr 14, 2015 21:08
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You got a fast car I want a ticket to anywhere Maybe we make a deal Maybe together we can get somewhere Any place is better Starting from zero got nothing to lose Maybe we'll make something Me myself I got nothing to prove You got a fast car I got a plan to get us out of here I been working at the convenience store Managed to save just a little bit of money Won't have to drive too far Just 'cross the border and into the city You and I can both get jobs And finally see what it means to be living See my old man's got a problem He live with the bottle that's the way it is He says his body's too old for working His body's too young to look like his My mama went off and left him She wanted more from life than he could give I said somebody's got to take care of him So I quit school and that's what I did You got a fast car Is it fast enough so we can fly away? We gotta make a decision Leave tonight or live and die this way So remember when we were driving driving in your car Speed so fast I felt like I was drunk City lights lay out before us And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder And I had a feeling that I belonged I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone You got a fast car We go cruising, entertain ourselves You still ain't got a job And I work in a market as a checkout girl I know things will get better You'll find work and I'll get promoted We'll move out of the shelter Buy a bigger house and live in the suburbs So remember when we were driving driving in your car Speed so fast I felt like I was drunk City lights lay out before us And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder And I had a feeling that I belonged I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone You got a fast car I got a job that pays all our bills You stay out drinking late at the bar See more of your friends than you do of your kids I'd always hoped for better Thought maybe together you and me find it I got no plans I ain't going nowhere So take your fast car and keep on driving So remember when we were driving driving in your car Speed so fast I felt like I was drunk City lights lay out before us And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder And I had a feeling that I belonged I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone You got a fast car Is it fast enough so you can fly away? You gotta make a decision Leave tonight or live and die this way
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Apr 14, 2015 21:10
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EvilJoven posted:'gently caress work, time to listen to music, gossip, and burn popcorn' - office girls everywhere Why is the popcorn always burned.
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Apr 14, 2015 21:12
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ArbitraryC posted:Why is the popcorn always burned.  Women have been known to almost burn down offices and houses because of their lack of instincts/awareness. You see, everything is an emotional struggle for them. Heaven help them if there's a lot of stuff going on in their lives. Add laziness to the equation, and the microwave will explode.
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Apr 14, 2015 21:14
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*le me eating an apple in the break room* office lady: oh you like apples? le me: yes i do. *office lady walks away*
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Apr 14, 2015 21:21
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numberoneposter posted:*le me eating an apple in the break room* how 'bout them apples.
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Apr 14, 2015 21:51
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I worked in a terrible office for a few months that had the PA tuned to sirius radio 70's on 7. Every time I hear Elton John I almost get a panic attack.
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Apr 14, 2015 21:56
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F hole posted:I worked in a terrible office for a few months that had the PA tuned to sirius radio 70's on 7. Every time I hear Elton John I almost get a panic attack. ours is on some Pandora station that plays pop songs you can't dance to and it turns out there are only like 9 of those so
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Apr 14, 2015 21:57
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Used to work in a restaurant that listened to some lovely French jazz fusion. It just sounded like mumbled garbage when the place was loud and poppin.
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Apr 14, 2015 21:58
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numberoneposter posted:*le me eating an apple in the break room* within the world of apples there is some kind of variety snobbery; if you eat red delicious you're some kind of pedestrian scrub while the twee hipsters are all eating honeycrisps as they sip pumpkin caramel macchiattos or whatever the gently caress gently caress that bitch an apple is an apple as long as that poo poo aint dry it's good as gently caress
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Apr 14, 2015 22:09
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:within the world of apples there is some kind of variety snobbery; if you eat red delicious you're some kind of pedestrian scrub while the twee hipsters are all eating honeycrisps as they sip pumpkin caramel macchiattos or whatever the gently caress
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Apr 14, 2015 22:12
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:within the world of apples there is some kind of variety snobbery; if you eat red delicious you're some kind of pedestrian scrub while the twee hipsters are all eating honeycrisps as they sip pumpkin caramel macchiattos or whatever the gently caress honeycrisps are like 3 times the price of organic red delicious and i do not understand why
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Apr 14, 2015 22:29
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The Pink Lady is a pro-tier apple.
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Apr 14, 2015 22:31
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i only gently caress with fuji and if u dont know bout dat apple u cant gently caress with me
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Apr 14, 2015 22:35
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see what I mean! I take my coffee black and my apples red delicious, smd!!!
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Apr 14, 2015 22:39
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i unironically enjoy bon jovi and journey and similar cheesy 80s acts, fight me. i'll kick yer rear end with fuckin bananarama going in the background
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Apr 14, 2015 22:41
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ghlbtsk posted:The Pink Lady is a pro-tier apple.
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Apr 14, 2015 22:48
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Feranon posted:i unironically enjoy bon jovi and journey and similar cheesy 80s acts, fight me. i'll kick yer rear end with fuckin bananarama going in the background
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Apr 14, 2015 22:59
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numberoneposter posted:how do you feel about menopause and apples i am a dude and have no strong opinions about menopause apples are gr8 though
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Apr 14, 2015 23:02
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Fuji is pretty good. I'm more of a gala man these days.
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Apr 14, 2015 23:18
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honeycrisp is top-tier imo
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Apr 14, 2015 23:20
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I know of few greater hells than being warped the gently caress out on gas at the dentists office while they're jamming some kenny g over the speakers
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Apr 14, 2015 23:27
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a large trout posted:I know of few greater hells than being warped the gently caress out on gas at the dentists office while they're jamming some kenny g over the speakers
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Apr 14, 2015 23:31
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it all makes sense now
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Apr 14, 2015 23:48
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ghlbtsk posted:The Pink Lady is a pro-tier apple. granny smith 4 lyfe
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Apr 14, 2015 23:51
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Mmhmm, production has fallen i see. Sounds like a salmon and brussels sprouts kind of lunch today.
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Apr 14, 2015 23:55
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Motherfucker posted:granny smith 4 lyfe 
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