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Pendent posted:I'm 24 and getting married in a week with a kid on the way and a pretty sweet job. I feel pretty ok about life, honestly. yea.. i remember that.... hah. enjoy it, kid
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Don't worry op, your friends can lose it all in the blink of an eye.
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Idiot Kicker posted:My job is fine, I wouldn't mind being married but I am not presumptuous enough (or cruel enough) to pass my genetics on to some poor child Hey cool, that's also what I tell myself to make the pain stop
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Pendent posted:I'm 24 and getting married in a week with a kid on the way and a pretty sweet job. I feel pretty ok about life, honestly. Except you're getting married at 24 lmao.
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Squiggle posted:Hey cool, that's also what I tell myself to make the pain stop I am soul crushingly single, that is true
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Apr 16, 2015 01:58
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I'm 28 and cannot imagine a point in time in the next 10 years where marriage would sound like a good idea
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Apr 16, 2015 02:12
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If you are a cold hearted goon with nothing but indifference in your heart for societal norms getting married is still worth it for the tax breaks alone.
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Hot Dog Day #82 posted:If you are a cold hearted goon with nothing but indifference in your heart for societal norms getting married is still worth it for the tax breaks alone. Actually, if you are said goon, you'll probably get divorced and lose a lot of money.
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Apr 16, 2015 02:20
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No MAAM
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Apr 16, 2015 02:36
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LethalGeek posted:I drink alone frequently as all my friends are too busy with their families to really have time to do the things we used to this but no friends at all
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Apr 16, 2015 02:38
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welp its pagre five let me write 5,thousand words about how i will die alone and unloved
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Apr 16, 2015 02:41
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C. Everett Koop posted:welp its pagre five let me write 5,thousand words about how i will die alone and unloved Why bother? That was already implied.
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Apr 16, 2015 02:43
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Mixodorian posted:Reminder to heady old goons who feel like marriage and kids is some magical thing, most marriages end in divorce and that seems like it is not worth it. Everyone wishes they could find their soul mate to some extent but most people can't and most marriages are just wishful farces TBH. I'm 23 pretend I'm your inner younger self and listen to me. most of the songs and paintings in the world are pretty poo poo but people keep trying and good ones still get made.
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here's some good advice, marry someone who's your best friend, not your booty call. and kids are nonstop entertainment. its like starring in a whacky sitcom where you get to adlib along.
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Apr 16, 2015 02:55
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No wife, no kids, I'm actually really good looking and married women flirt with me every single day. lol at sad goons, I'm not even in shape. Also I'm broke as gently caress. Also, if you think having children is a good idea, you're either psychotic, ignorant, wealthy, or self-obsessed When i find out someone's a parent, I find out they're dumb as gently caress
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Apr 16, 2015 02:56
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C. Everett Koop posted:welp its pagre five let me write 5,thousand words about how i will die alone and unloved Like I said, single people have the time to amass massive amounts of Xbox achievements to list in your obituary! Also you'll never get old and always be attractive so it's all good, if you change your mind you can get married any time and it will never be too late.
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Apr 16, 2015 03:04
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*reads thread title* Yospos bitch
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GORDON posted:Like I said, single people have the time to amass massive amounts of Xbox achievements to list in your obituary! You get more Xbox Achievements if you have your kids help you get them. Especially the multiplayer ones.
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Apr 16, 2015 03:16
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I honestly don't care that some goons can't trick someone into mating with them, but it does bug me that smart people don't reproduce much any more and the future belongs to mormons and catholics and rednecks and poor single women with 6 kids and 6 baby daddies. I wish more smart people would reproduce.
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Apr 16, 2015 03:19
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Gay marriage is better because you can't have kids unless you're super rich and really bored.
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GORDON posted:I honestly don't care that some goons can't trick someone into mating with them, but it does bug me that smart people don't reproduce much any more and the future belongs to mormons and catholics and rednecks and poor single women with 6 kids and 6 baby daddies. it's ok you can say black people here
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GORDON posted:I honestly don't care that some goons can't trick someone into mating with them, but it does bug me that smart people don't reproduce much any more and the future belongs to mormons and catholics and rednecks and poor single women with 6 kids and 6 baby daddies. The future belongs to death are you really trying to say some kind of idiocracy is plausible? The smarts will always have an advantage over the dumbs. Are you dumb urself? Also poor single women with 83 kids arent' nesiccairly in the dumbs catagory, although there are quite a few that are. it doesn't matter. quintessence of dust, etc
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psyopmonkey posted:no kids, no spouse, and I have a cute cat. psyopmonkey posted:I dont even have a relationship right now, so kids probably arnt happening. no human wants to have a relationship with you? weeeeeeeeeiiiiiird.
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burritolingus posted:Also you forgot "still living at Mommy and Daddy's home" although that won't be true once my Youtube career finally takes off. holy poo poo you are my cousin
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psyopmonkey posted:I slept in till 10. mhmm self delusion is growing
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Hot Dog Day #82 posted:This is absolutely true. It is all fine and good to not be married under 27 (in fact it should be encouraged), but once you hit your mid 30s it is safe to say that anyone who isn't married or in a serious relationship gives off "damaged goods" vibes to some degree or another. lol at getting married before or at 30 the time a man's career takes off and he has endless pussy thrown at him
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Top City Homo posted:lol at getting married before or at 30 the time a man's career takes off and he has endless pussy thrown at him So true! I got married at 27, no regrets, but being 31 now and having an ok job I'm throwing off pussy left and right...almost all of it being from girls in their early early early 20s too. Puts a smile on my face at least.
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Tyson Tomko posted:So true! I got married at 27, no regrets, but being 31 now and having an ok job I'm throwing off pussy left and right...almost all of it being from girls in their early early early 20s too. Puts a smile on my face at least. so many divorces happened to my friends at this exact time dudes dumping their wives with kids to get at some new strange
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Apr 16, 2015 06:04
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Being single during the peak tinder era is great. Women usually do a first meet assessment, and gently caress on the second meet.
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Apr 16, 2015 06:19
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Bring single at 30 rules. If I had a wife or kids I couldn't realistically kill myself with sleeping pills because it would be selfish.
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lmao i am going to marry at the height of my earning power and put off my dreams for 20+ years right as I have the earning power to do them here I go loving lol
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ProperCoochie posted:No wife, no kids, I'm actually really good looking and married women flirt with me every single day. lol at sad goons, I'm not even in shape. Also I'm broke as gently caress. goons.txt
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Top City Homo posted:lmao i am going to marry at the height of my earning power and put off my dreams for 20+ years right as I have the earning power to do them
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I turned 32 a couple of months ago and am still single and childless. My life is a mind-numbing cycle of work, home, sleep, repeat with no meaning, goal or real purpose. But hey, i get to play a videogames any time i want so i guess i'm living the goon dream by the looks of things
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Apr 16, 2015 07:53
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oh god I am sad. someone please touch me.
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Apr 16, 2015 07:58
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This is me in every thread. 
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psyopmonkey posted:Ill adopt. Maybe. Probably not. please don't.
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:oh god I am sad. someone please touch me. Go get a hooker you cheap gently caress.
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spudsbuckley posted:I turned 32 a couple of months ago and am still single and childless. My life is a mind-numbing cycle of work, home, sleep, repeat with no meaning, goal or real purpose. get a hobby outdoors
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