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Motorola 68000
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."
I want to get a pair and everyone keeps telling me to search in google images "guys rollerblading". I'm a little demotivated right now but I still want to get some and learn but I don't want everyone to think I'm gay.

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escalator incident
Oct 1, 2005

Sorry for the convenience.
Fun Shoe
yes

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Yeah.

Its super gay.

Get a skateboard you terd.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Wizgot posted:

I don't want everyone to think I'm gay.

Shouldn't have posted this thread then :colbert:

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
Ever heard the term "fruit booter" op?

Pretty Cool Name
Jan 8, 2010

wat

mega gay

mlyp

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
no they're just shoes with wheels on them, I don't think they can have a sexual preference.

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Ive read this thread. Am i now..........


Gay?

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9q30Ce2vwE

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Savings Coupon posted:

Ive read this thread. Am i now..........


Gay?

Yep. Still.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Wizgot posted:

I don't want everyone to think I'm gay.

you passed that bridge a long time ago OP

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
need a rollerblading buddy to cruise around with you can either just watch or join in

straight guys only no gay stuff!

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
If you'relike really old and almost keeping up with people on bikes that's ok I guess and kinda cool, I've seen an old dude on the biketrail several times who does that but otherwise gay

im talking males here though, perfectly alright for cisfems and ive seen some p-fine ones on blades

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
loving government let all the roller blade trails go to poo poo, full of potholes. pay your taxes

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
roller gaydes

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://instagram.com/p/1WhlP1sTYz/

jlechem
Nov 2, 2011

Fun Shoe
If you have to ask then it's loving gay

Get a unicycle

Motorola 68000
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."
Man you guys are harsh. How can you roller skate and not be gay? Is there a way?

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

i'd buy that for a dollar

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
take off all your clothers while you skate

then shout NO HOMO

NO HOMO!

at everyone you pass

then you will be truly no homo gay

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

Wizgot posted:

Man you guys are harsh. How can you roller skate and not be gay? Is there a way?

time machine

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Moola posted:

take off all your clothers while you skate

then shout NO HOMO

NO HOMO!

at everyone you pass

then you will be truly no homo gay

lmao

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Wizgot posted:

Man you guys are harsh. How can you roller skate and not be gay? Is there a way?

do it in pants and give everyone a 'stay the gently caress away from me' look as you go by them.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Not if its 1995 and you're in middle school

Stay roly my friend

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Wizgot posted:

roller skate...be gay

hth op

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

fu

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Wizgot posted:

Man you guys are harsh. How can you roller skate and not be gay? Is there a way?

no

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
What happens if a gay goes rollerblading? Does he get cured by the reversed homo-polarity or become a supergay and gay harder?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

the latter

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Savings Coupon posted:

What happens if a gay goes rollerblading? Does he get cured by the reversed homo-polarity or become a supergay and gay harder?

no dont be stupid

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

Vin BioEthanol posted:

If you'relike really old and almost keeping up with people on bikes that's ok I guess and kinda cool, I've seen an old dude on the biketrail several times who does that but otherwise gay

im talking males here though, perfectly alright for cisfems and ive seen some p-fine ones on blades

Actually im going to change my position on this that old dude may very well have been gay, we sucked each others dicks a couple times and he didn't mention anything about it being his "first time" and seemed p-experienced

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

Oh, he gays harder. Thanks for solving this mystery

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Wizgot posted:

I want to get a pair and everyone keeps telling me to search in google images "guys rollerblading". I'm a little demotivated right now but I still want to get some and learn but I don't want everyone to think I'm gay.

okay but look up "guys inline skating"

rollerblading is a gay word

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



no, op

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

whoa

I guess it doesnt make you look gay

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