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I just moved to a new place and the toilet's water level is too high so whenever I take a poo poo my dick ends up swimming unless I hold it up a bit. At my last place, the water level was alright but the bowl seemed like it was designed for an Asian clientele and my dick would touch the front of the basin unless I held it up. I genuinely fear what I may have contracted by the vast number of toilets my knobend has made contact with in some form or fashion.
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this happens to not only my dick but also my balls op
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Apr 16, 2015 00:54
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Of course Jesus Christ has an enormous wang. God's only son get all the nepotism.
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Apr 16, 2015 00:55
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Just drape it over your shoulder like everyone else you dumb rear end
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Apr 16, 2015 01:01
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Just yesterday I was doing some yard work in jeans, and all of a sudden I feel a breeze. My jeans had split IN THE FRONT, along the full crotch, and as I go commando, the beast had been turned loose and was getting sunlight.
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Apr 16, 2015 01:01
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Yeeeep sure is nice to have a small penis *stretches*......*stretches penis*
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Apr 16, 2015 01:02
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im gay
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Apr 16, 2015 01:04
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Whenever I sleep at night I can't get comfortable with the weight of my junk flopped over on wherever so I tuck everything down along my thighs. I've never heard of anyone else doing this. It is mainly ball weight tho I think lol. To be fair I've been putting caverject into my dick for years so it is kind of self imposed.
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Apr 16, 2015 01:04
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this wouldn't happen if you were christian, op
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Apr 16, 2015 01:04
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Haha that sucks a big fat one
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Apr 16, 2015 01:05
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Little Richard. I get it now!
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Apr 16, 2015 01:06
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I sleep on my stomach and sides and there is nothing worse than crushing your boner with your hip when rolling over. it also sucks when you accidentally sit on your balls
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Apr 16, 2015 01:06
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when I go to Starbucks I have to get my dick its own caramel macchiato
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Apr 16, 2015 01:06
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I legit have erectile dysfunction and no sensation in my penis. I also pierced my frenulum.
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Apr 16, 2015 01:08
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how me a frog posted:Little Richard. I get it now! 
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Apr 16, 2015 01:09
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Ever since I've embraced monogamy and not-being-a-total-creep, having a bulge has become less of a  thing and more of a  thing
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Apr 16, 2015 01:10
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Does your dick hang low does it wobble to and fro can you hang it over your shoulder like a continental soldier Does your dick hang low
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Apr 16, 2015 01:11
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 this guy cant get a boner (worksafe) anymore but his dick weighs 10 pounds so
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Apr 16, 2015 01:13
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Mixodorian posted:Whenever I sleep at night I can't get comfortable with the weight of my junk flopped over on wherever so I tuck everything down along my thighs. I've never heard of anyone else doing this. It is mainly ball weight tho I think lol. same, sometimes i wake up and i'm literally loving myself
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Apr 16, 2015 01:14
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I can't tell you how many times I've had to stop mid-coitus because she said it was too big and it hurt
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Apr 16, 2015 01:14
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Volume posted:I can't tell you how many times I've had to stop mid-coitus because she said it was too big and it hurt let me do it for you: zero lol
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Apr 16, 2015 01:16
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evry night I wake up and theres always some stranger riding my large thick curved dick jesus tittyfucking christ can I get a decent nights rest for dongsucking sake
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Apr 16, 2015 01:22
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http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/10/jon-hamm-dragged-boy-by-the-genitals-and-set-his-clothes-on-fire-in-hazing-ritual-5143186/ I want jon hamm to drag me around by the penis it is my kink do not shame me
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Apr 16, 2015 01:30
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Volume posted:I can't tell you how many times I've had to stop mid-coitus because she said it was too big and it hurt actually it was because you're circumcised and she was dry
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Apr 16, 2015 01:36
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It's so long I'll crack it like a knuckle when I'm really getting my gameface on.
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Apr 16, 2015 01:37
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mdm posted:http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/10/jon-hamm-dragged-boy-by-the-genitals-and-set-his-clothes-on-fire-in-hazing-ritual-5143186/ 
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Apr 16, 2015 01:41
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why are his pants up so high although I guess that's one way to keep your dick from getting caught in the zipper
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Apr 16, 2015 01:45
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When you get a boner and you almost pass out
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Apr 16, 2015 01:46
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I had a real normal childhood -- little league, training wheels, nintendo. My parents were happy and as an only child I recieved as much attention as I wanted. Things were great, and I was loving life. Until my Dad got a peak at my 11+ inches. I had always thought my huge cock was normal size -- I mean, what did I have to compare it too? My parents hadn't seen my cock since they bathed me when I was maybe 8 or 9 -- that is, until I fell in Lake George during our annual family vacation. After I fell in, Dad pulled me out and took the motorboat back to the cabin and tossed me some fresh clothes to change into out in the front lawn so I wouldn't track water all trough the house and damage the floors. I stripped down outside and changed into the dry clothes, and when I looked up I noticed the cabin window drapes mysteriously draw to an abrupt close. I didn't think anything of it at the time, but that would mark the first time my Dad saw my 11+ inches. Things were okay for a while. I found it odd that my Dad would often enter the bathroom while I was bathing and pull aside the shower curtain and ask me some banal question that, really, could have waited till later, but I still was very much oblivious to the fact that my 11+ inches was so much bigger than Dad's meager 5 1/2. At dinner one night Dad threw his plate of lemon herb chicken on the floor and pointed at me with his fork, screaming: "You think you're better than me, hotshot!" And I was just plain confused. My huge cock was the only cock I had ever seen, and thus I felt it was completely normal. Well, I went to the gym with Dad one day when I was 16, and I noticed something odd in the changing room -- my 11+ inches was way bigger than these guys meager cocks. I guess I felt cool, but I really didn't think much of it. Soon Mom got wind of my huge cock. I could feel her staring at the prominent bulge in my shorts as I walked around the house, practically drooling over my 11+ inches. One day she came into the bathroom while I was showering -- and she was naked. She opened up the shower curtain and her eyes never rose up to my face. I had been masturbating so my huge cock was at it's full 11+ inches. She said: "I'm so sorry honey, I didn't realize anybody was in here" I said: "Uh, you didn't hear the water running?" She didn't answer, but instead asked: "Would you like me to leave and come back later?" I was like: "Um, yeah." By this time, I started to understand: my parents were jealous of my huge, 11+ inch cock. Mom was jealous Dad's cock was only a meager 5 1/2 inches, and Dad wad jealous that he didn't have a huge cock like his son. Soon, my folks wouldn't even hardly talk to me. I'd ask a question like: "Where is the newspaper?" and they'd be like, "Why don't you ask your huge cock
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Jesus Christ posted:At my last place, the water level was alright but the bowl seemed like it was designed for an Asian clientele and my dick would touch the front of the basin unless I held it up. Asian people have tiny dicks lol!! AH so, ME Rikey your big american penis ashhhhh so  
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Apr 16, 2015 01:50
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Volume posted:When you get a boner and you almost pass out ~justbigdickproblems~
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Apr 16, 2015 01:52
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OP is one of those people that can't not piss when they're taking a dump
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Apr 16, 2015 02:06
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Apr 16, 2015 02:16
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More pics of big dicks please
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Apr 16, 2015 02:16
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Swizzbutt posted:More pics of big dicks please  Timged because that's a BIG dick.
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Apr 16, 2015 02:19
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Have to use magnums or naturalamb because of like a 1/8th inch circumference difference between muggle dicks
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Apr 16, 2015 02:25
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durex xxl works too if the goddamn gas station doesn't sell magnums
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Apr 16, 2015 02:28
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VendaGoat posted:Timged because that's a BIG dick. Hahaha
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Apr 16, 2015 02:29
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Swizzbutt posted:More pics of big dicks please 
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Swizzbutt posted:More pics of big dicks please got your back  
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