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diabeetz posted:got your back holy moly this dude has like 3 of my dicks in one amazing one
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:I had a real normal childhood -- little league, training wheels, nintendo. My parents were happy and as an only child I recieved as much attention as I wanted. Things were great, and I was loving life. Until my Dad got a peak at my 11+ inches. I had always thought my huge cock was normal size -- I mean, what did I have to compare it too? My parents hadn't seen my cock since they bathed me when I was maybe 8 or 9 -- that is, until I fell in Lake George during our annual family vacation. After I fell in, Dad pulled me out and took the motorboat back to the cabin and tossed me some fresh clothes to change into out in the front lawn so I wouldn't track water all trough the house and damage the floors. I stripped down outside and changed into the dry clothes, and when I looked up I noticed the cabin window drapes mysteriously draw to an abrupt close. I didn't think anything of it at the time, but that would mark the first time my Dad saw my 11+ inches. I feel like you may be paraphrasing a family guy episode or something
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:15 |
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there was an episode that was similar yea
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:19 |
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Jesus Christ posted:I just moved to a new place and the toilet's water level is too high so whenever I take a poo poo my dick ends up swimming unless I hold it up a bit. At my last place, the water level was alright but the bowl seemed like it was designed for an Asian clientele and my dick would touch the front of the basin unless I held it up. That's why you squat on the toilet, you rookie. I figured this out when I was like 5. Is yr big dick new to you?
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:22 |
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Jesus Christ posted:I just moved to a new place and the toilet's water level is too high so whenever I take a poo poo my dick ends up swimming unless I hold it up a bit. At my last place, the water level was alright but the bowl seemed like it was designed for an Asian clientele and my dick would touch the front of the basin unless I held it up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vmPwZT-9zY
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:24 |
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more big black dicks please
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:28 |
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I have to be careful when I turn around cause I might knock a small child unconscious
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:35 |
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Suck it OP, I got 99 problems but a big dick aint one. P.S. I'm so lonely
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:35 |
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Most pants are unable to conceal the monster dong raging beneath the fabric, and I know everyone knows. Sometimes I realize a chick just took in a good eye full of penis and I get a boner and cry.
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:39 |
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Hey, lady, my eyes are up here
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:40 |
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mdm posted:more big black dicks please
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:41 |
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Getting a boner before sexytimes but then it gets up under the waist band and you can't get your pants off w/o bending your monster dong.
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:45 |
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Swizzbutt posted:
It starts at the midpoint, that can easily be a mediocre 7 incher.
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:47 |
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Every time I want to take a dick pick I need to do a panoramic shot
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:50 |
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Mixodorian posted:I legit have erectile dysfunction and no sensation in my penis. I also pierced my frenulum. this man is living a nightmare
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:56 |
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I wish I was a woman
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:02 |
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e: paging naem to thread
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:03 |
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I gave that hot, slutty 18 year-old too many orgasms today and had to come from a blowjob but even then she couldn't get her mouth down all the way truly my life is the deepest of all hells.
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:25 |
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I'm in that awkward point where normal condoms are too tight, but large condoms are too big. It's a problem.
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:26 |
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It's dangerous for me to get an erection when operating heavy machinery because I sometimes faint from the loss of blood to my brain.
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:26 |
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diabeetz posted:got your back that's a nice bathroom.
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:31 |
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dave franco with the peen envy face Contribution: when you sit to poo poo and your dick touches the inside front of the bowl
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:39 |
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Rambling Robot posted:that's a nice bathroom. Soulja Boy's net worth is estimated to be $25 million.
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:47 |
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Android Bicyclist posted:It's dangerous for me to get an erection when operating heavy machinery because I sometimes faint from the loss of blood to my brain. But srs I do get drowsy when I get a boner. I remember it was super awkward back in high school because hot girls would make me get boners and then I would fall asleep during class as a result.
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:50 |
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Mixodorian posted:I legit have erectile dysfunction and no sensation in my penis. I also pierced my frenulum. i used to have a 4 bar jacobs ladder till i accidentally tore one out, been meaning to get it redone some day ----------------
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:56 |
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My friend started whining about his tiny dick so I had to lie and tell him how my big dick often prevents me from getting casual sex from hot women again
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:58 |
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My tinder pic--
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 05:14 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8ClOk4hzMg
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 10:23 |
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:iamafag:
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 10:38 |
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Honestly I don't wear sweat pants or mesh shorts because my ween sticks way out. I have a massive cock profile. It's not crazy long or anything, just my dick and balls stick out a lot.
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 11:23 |
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irish curse is a bitch
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 11:26 |
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My big huge dick has never given me anything but grief
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 11:58 |
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I only date tall girls
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 12:04 |
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Neptr posted:I only date tall girls They start out as short girls though
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 18:20 |
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mdm posted:more big black dicks please
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 18:22 |
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Ramsus posted:Honestly I don't wear sweat pants or mesh shorts because my ween sticks way out. I have a massive cock profile. It's not crazy long or anything, just my dick and balls stick out a lot. tfw you are in yoga class and do wheel pose and can feel the instructor burning holes in your shorts w/ her stare
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 18:42 |
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for real im happy with my dick (except its a grower) . like legitimately totally fine with its length, girth, performance, etc but I wish i had big balls. like big saggy balls.
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 18:43 |
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realtalk sometimes i dont fit inside girls or when i do get inside its too painful to do anything
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 22:27 |
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Twilight Matrix posted:realtalk sometimes i dont fit inside girls or when i do get inside its too painful to do anything Buffalo Bill spotted.
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it's annoying when he gets stuck inside me and we try a screwdriver and a coathanger and finally say gently caress it and call Pop-A-Cock
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