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It's more of a mixed blessing. You get out of changing for gym class by telling the teacher you don't fit in shorts, but you also can't hide your dong behind a textbook
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when I travel by plane I have to buy two seats so my cock has room to stretch
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Apr 17, 2015 02:57
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It's so big that sometimes I wonder which of us is really in charge, heheh.
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Apr 17, 2015 02:58
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Cop once frisked me and was all "He's got a shotgun stuffed in his pants!" and I'm all like "nigga, that's my dick"
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Apr 17, 2015 14:55
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GORDON posted:Just yesterday I was doing some yard work in jeans, and all of a sudden I feel a breeze. My jeans had split IN THE FRONT, along the full crotch, and as I go commando, the beast had been turned loose and was getting sunlight. Ahahaha. Oh man. Love that feeling.
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Apr 17, 2015 14:57
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i don't have one
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Apr 17, 2015 14:58
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDl3bdE3YQA
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Apr 17, 2015 14:59
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american toilets are super shallow to make the men think they have big peeners
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Apr 17, 2015 14:59
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my penis is wider than it is long. I have a hard time finding a vagina that can accomodate me
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Apr 17, 2015 15:03
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toilet paper roll test more like paper towel roll test rite guys?
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Apr 17, 2015 15:09
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when your dick pops out of your underpants when you get a erection (because you're wearing a g string)
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Apr 17, 2015 15:30
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thunderspanks posted:toilet paper roll test more like paper towel roll test rite guys? both those rolls are the same diameter. More like duct tape roll test
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Apr 17, 2015 16:00
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Un chien andalou posted:both those rolls are the same diameter. More like duct tape roll test lol if you think i was only talking about diameter
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Apr 17, 2015 16:05
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my dicks so big i have to get women to sign a waver before they engage in any sexual activity with me so they don't sue
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Apr 18, 2015 08:03
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Mine is attached to someone wlse?
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Apr 18, 2015 11:17
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One day a woman might write an article about me like this: http://www.contactmusic.com/janice-dickinson/news/dickinson-neeson-has-the-worlds-biggest-penis_1009286
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