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loving go to the cross walk 40 feet away if i hit a lazy rear end in a top hat (ironic cause they're on loving foot) and its cause they were jaywalking their car/life insurance should fix my car and if they live they get to go to jail unless they're sufficiently maimed then a cop gets to come do his favorite thing : execute minorities.
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you seem tense
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Apr 16, 2015 02:31
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Take it easy there, buddy.
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Apr 16, 2015 02:32
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motherfuck you never walked anywhere in ur life drive offa fuckin cliff
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Apr 16, 2015 02:32
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Execute them on the spot. Exercise your Second Amendment rights.
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so you want to hunt and make jerky from jaywalkers? which i would not eat, btw
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Jaywalkers are probably the same people who circle the parking lot 5 times trying to find a closer spot
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Apr 16, 2015 02:34
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They keep installing more cross walks but why
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:loving go to the cross walk 40 feet away i have no car or life insurance so imma jaywalk to spite you op!
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Have you ever seen what hitting a deer does to a car? Now imagine if the deer had a lawyer on retainer.
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Apr 16, 2015 02:37
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OP is mulatto and proud
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I just flash my highbeams at them and they run in the other direction
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so if i hit and kill them, i am allowed to take the carcass home?
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Apr 16, 2015 04:48
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pedestrian supremacy blow up the cars, nuke detroit (hahah even "american" cars are mostly made out of country) gently caress all cars
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Apr 16, 2015 04:58
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please don't kill me for jaywalking i have a lot of crimes to commit and if i die they're not gonna commit themselves.
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Apr 16, 2015 04:59
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Jaywalkers are probably the same people who circle the parking lot 5 times trying to find a closer spot
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Apr 16, 2015 05:07
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one time when I was stopped at a red light a jaywalker in a chicken suit walked up to my car and started humping it
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Does this mean you want it to be legal to harvest a dead jaywalker for food, as long as you aren't the one that hit and killed them? Because I'd be down with that.
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Yes to both those posts
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Apr 16, 2015 05:48
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Why do people who are from less privileged neighborhoods prefer to walk in the middle of the street.
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Phrasing posted:Why do people who are from less privileged neighborhoods prefer to walk in the middle of the street. Because they're not as intelligent, and they don't value human life, even their own, as highly.
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I drive a lot for my job, and I unironically agree with the premise of this thread. If you are on foot, or even on a bicycle, and are breaking traffic laws, it should be legal to run you over. My favorite is people who, while waiting for the bus, walk out into the middle of the lane to look down the road to see if the bus is coming. Mother fucker, you will know when the bus is there because it will stop. Walking into traffic to look down the road isn't going to make it get there any faster. Also bicycles who don't stop, or even slow down, at red lights/stop signs. I had a guy blow through a stop sign on his fixie the other day, causing me to have to slam on the brakes in the middle of an intersection, and then he gave me a dirty look, as if his blatant disregard for traffic laws and his own safety was somehow my fault.
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Solid idea OP
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You're covered in Wisconsin. http://docs.legis.wisconsin.gov/statutes/statutes/346/IV/24/2
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i saw a student cause a car accident by bolting across the street to catch the bus. hope you studied real hard, buddy.
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Apr 16, 2015 07:24
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running infront of my car should count as a suicide attempt 
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Motherfucker posted:running infront of my car should count as a suicide attempt :wicked: you only get 2 attempts before you have to kill yourself for real
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Apr 16, 2015 07:31
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jaywalkers walking away from the scene of their crime unscathed, children being run over on the crosswalk. Won't Somebody Do Something?!?!
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that jaywalker is going to bomb someone and you know it, harry. but you can make things right *car speeds up*
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AYYY! I'M WALKIN' HEEEAH!
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if you never did 8s on a bicycle in the middle of a road, you had no childhood
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I jaywalk all the time. I never walk in front of cars that are going at speed though, because thats retarded. Look both ways and start hoofing it. And, dont be a slow-mo-sapien either. People walk to slow. Welp...
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jaywalking, troonery, possible connection???
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can we also execute people at cross walks who walk out, hesitate, look at you in your car, step back, hesitate, stare angrily at you and step out again ad nauseum? loving christ, lady i haven't moved my vehicle a milimeter.
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Blazing Zero posted:can we also execute people at cross walks who walk out, hesitate, look at you in your car, step back, hesitate, stare angrily at you and step out again ad nauseum? God drat it, I hate that so much. Literary shaking right now. Triggarrrr!!! 
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this but cyclist who go on roads with speed limits over 80kph/50mph
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.lnk to the past posted:this but cyclist who go on roads with speed limits over 80kph/50mph People do that? Where? 
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Blazing Zero posted:can we also execute people at cross walks who walk out, hesitate, look at you in your car, step back, hesitate, stare angrily at you and step out again ad nauseum? (must be another american thing)
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Blazing Zero posted:can we also execute people at cross walks who walk out, hesitate, look at you in your car, step back, hesitate, stare angrily at you and step out again ad nauseum? When people do that, I start creeping when they step back. They clearly already have a shattered mind, it's not like I can make things worse.
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