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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

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Evans mom charged with holding teen party involving sex, drugs, alcohol

An Evans mother was arrested Monday accused of hosting a party with drugs and alcohol for her teenage daughter and her friends.

Rachel Lynn Lehnardt, 35, was charged with two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

An Augusta woman told authorities Saturday that she was recently appointed as Lehnardt�s sponsor through Alcoholics Anonymous and Lehnardt told her about a recent incident at her home, according to a Columbia County Sheriff�s Office incident report.

Lenhardt said her children were with their father when her 16-year-old daughter texted asking if she could have friends over �to party,� according to the report. She agreed and allowed her daughter and her friends to drink alcohol and smoke marijuana in her home.

The woman said Lehnardt continued to describe the incident stating she played naked Twister with the teens and had sex with an 18-year-old and her daughter�s 16-year-old boyfriend, according to the report. The woman said Lehnardt also claimed she showed photos of herself and her boyfriend having sex and other pornographic material to her daughter.

Lehnardt was released from the Columbia County Detention Center after posting a $3,200 bond, according to jailers.

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And then things got really weird! According to the story Lehnardt's sponsor related to police, Lehnardt was awoken at 3:30 a.m. by her daughter's 18-year-old boyfriend, whom she then had sex with. Lehnardt has been charged with at least two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

Name the coolest thing your mom ever did. Bet none of you clownshoes can come up with anything close to this. I know I can't. I do have an aunt who became a grandmother at 36 though. That side of the family's real classy.

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Apr 16, 2015

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 10:22

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

microwave's mom

# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:42

king salmon: Oct 30, 2011; by Cowcaster

where was evan

# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:43

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

She is my teenage fantasy.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:45

Iseeyouseemeseeyou: Jan 3, 2011

Is the daughter's boyfriend 16 or 18 years old? This case doesn't hold up!

# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:46

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

please post the mom

# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:47

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

otherwise how can we decide

# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:48

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

jackyl posted:

please post the mom

Crazy Ted posted:

Do I have to do everything for you sheesh

# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:49

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

not a mug shot, that doesn't tell the whole (lol) story

# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:49

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:50

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

She's pretty hot. idgi, op.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:50

The Taint Reaper: Sep 4, 2012; by Shine

I dunno playing naked twister with your kids is something that GRRM won't even touch.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:51

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

The Taint Reaper posted:

I dunno playing naked twister with your kids is something that GRRM won't even touch.

Is there a medieval equivalent to naked Twister?

jackyl posted:

not a mug shot, that doesn't tell the whole (lol) story

Look man you look like that for your mug shot and you're probably MILF material irl

# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:52

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

amityville anus posted:

she would not be arrested for naked drunken twister

# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:52

The Taint Reaper: Sep 4, 2012; by Shine

Crazy Ted posted:

Is there a medieval equivalent to naked Twister?

yeah but it was a form of corporeal punishment

# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:52

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

jackyl posted:

she would not be arrested for naked drunken twister

shed get a presidential medal of honor

# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:53

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:53

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

I approve

# ? Apr 16, 2015 05:02

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Motherfucker posted:

I approve

# ? Apr 16, 2015 05:05

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

Motherfucker posted:

I approve

# ? Apr 16, 2015 05:09

My Rhythmic Crotch: Jan 13, 2011

This video explains that the boyfriend banged the mom because the daughter couldn't handle his length lol

# ? Apr 16, 2015 05:10

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

She a freak and I like

# ? Apr 16, 2015 05:10

Roumba: Jun 29, 2005; Buglord

What an rear end in a top hat of a sponsor, talking to reporters about poo poo like this. Yikes.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 05:28

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

Is the daughter's boyfriend 16 or 18 years old? This case doesn't hold up!

She has two boyfriends: one 16 and one 18.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 05:37

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Crazy Ted posted:

I would.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 05:44

Freestyle: Sep 2, 2014; by R. Guyovich

She sounds healthier and more well adjusted than all the puritans scandalized by this.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 05:47

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

a rank mum tbh

# ? Apr 16, 2015 05:50

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I would.

What straight 16 year old male could turn down playing naked twister with this milf?

# ? Apr 16, 2015 05:52

WAMPA_STOMPA: Oct 21, 2010

cucked by mom

# ? Apr 16, 2015 05:58

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

My Rhythmic Crotch posted:

This video explains that the boyfriend banged the mom because the daughter couldn't handle his length lol

she had 5 kids

wowza

thats a cock crazy mom

# ? Apr 16, 2015 06:02

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Crazy Ted posted:

a real Georgia Peach

something about being blonde and in the heat of georgia to make you go crazy for the nut

# ? Apr 16, 2015 06:07

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

evan's mom is hot lol

# ? Apr 16, 2015 06:08

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

a bone to pick posted:

evan's mom is hot lol

Evan's mom has got it going on

# ? Apr 16, 2015 06:09

youre wife: Dec 25, 2014; by Ralp

poo poo like this is why AA should be illegal. They act like therapists, but there's no legal protection over what you tell them. Your first underage orgy and that rat you out

# ? Apr 16, 2015 06:12

pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

The weirdest thing is her showing her daughter photos of her banging her boyfriend. Like, what drug addled thought process made that seem like a good idea?

# ? Apr 16, 2015 06:20

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

She's 35 and has 5 kids. I don't think there is a thought process going on up there other than I WANT THAT DICK.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 06:22

Bored As Fuck: Jan 1, 2006; Be prepared; Fun Shoe

She's hot. If I were that girl's boyfriend I'd have hosed her too. I bet the daughter's name is Stacey, too.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 06:24

My Q-Face: Jul 8, 2002; A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

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An Augusta woman told authorities Saturday that she was recently appointed as Lehnardt�s sponsor through Alcoholics Anonymous and Lehnardt told her about a recent incident at her home

I thought the whole thing with being an AA sponsor was not to judge what the person did, but to be supportive of their recovery. Reporting their drunken antics to the police hardly seems in line with that, I hope that Augusta woman gets kicked out of the program for this.

youre wife posted:

poo poo like this is why AA should be illegal. They act like therapists, but there's no legal protection over what you tell them. Your first underage orgy and that rat you out

Yeah, this.

My Q-Face fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Apr 16, 2015

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

My Q-Face posted:

I thought the whole thing with being an AA sponsor was not to judge what the person did, but to be supportive of their recovery. Reporting their drunken antics to the police hardly seems in line with that, I hope that Augusta woman gets kicked out of the program for this.

Yeah, this.

Woman was just jealous she didn't get involved to the Great Naked Twister Orgy of 2015 and narced.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 06:36

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