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I drink a lot, but I've never been to a bar.
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Apr 16, 2015 05:23
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It's huge breasted women from end to end. Half of them want to marry you the other half are pros. You get your choice OP.
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Apr 16, 2015 05:24
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the guy pours you a beer and you sit there drinking it wondering if you were supposed to give him money as a tip before or after your done drinking
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Apr 16, 2015 05:25
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amityville anus posted:the guy pours you a beer and you sit there drinking it wondering if you were supposed to give him money as a tip before or after your done drinking Don't listen to him. It's just titties and whores the whole way down!
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Apr 16, 2015 05:27
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amityville anus posted:the guy pours you a beer and you sit there drinking it wondering if you were supposed to give him money as a tip before or after your done drinking Do you really have to give tips at a bar? The alcohol is expensive enough as it is..
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Apr 16, 2015 05:28
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SweetKarma posted:Do you really have to give tips at a bar? The alcohol is expensive enough as it is.. Of course not, You don't even have to pay, if you don't plan on returning to the bar. gently caress them all!
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Apr 16, 2015 05:29
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VendaGoat posted:Don't listen to him. It's just titties and whores the whole way down! I like big titties, but I don't like them when they're on some diseased 40 year old with a scar from her c-section.
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Apr 16, 2015 05:30
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It depends very heavily on the bar. Some bars are boring and lovely some bars are lovely.
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Apr 16, 2015 05:30
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sometimes its just the tip
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Apr 16, 2015 05:31
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i just wobble around doing cocaine off of hand soap dispensers and otdering shots of rail whiskey for everybody in a 5 foot radius and when its two i stagger out the fire exit door and get arrested
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Apr 16, 2015 05:31
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I've been to a bar before, had some great pub food. It was called red Robins.
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Apr 16, 2015 05:32
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SweetKarma posted:I like big titties, but I don't like them when they're on some diseased 40 year old with a scar from her c-section.  why the gently caress are you going to a bar then?
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Apr 16, 2015 05:32
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if you remember how it feels to go to a bar you hosed up
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Apr 16, 2015 05:32
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You look in the menu, and they'll have cocktails and a wine list, but just get an obscure beer or a whiskey. Otherwise the bartenders just judging you.
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Apr 16, 2015 05:34
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steigl radler grapefruit beer and a shot of gin
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Apr 16, 2015 05:34
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Tbh, I'm still a little unclear about the whole tipping thing. Do I have to tip the bartender? I feel like the drinks are expensive enough, and it's not like your job is really that hard.
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Apr 16, 2015 05:37
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If they have delivery bar tenders, then ya tip em.
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Apr 16, 2015 05:40
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If I ordered delivery then I'd still be drinking alone. I want to meet some cool chicks who like to party.
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Apr 16, 2015 05:42
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SweetKarma posted:Tbh, I'm still a little unclear about the whole tipping thing. Do I have to tip the bartender? I feel like the drinks are expensive enough, and it's not like your job is really that hard. You gotta order Mojitos and poo poo, make them really work for it.
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Apr 16, 2015 05:42
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SweetKarma posted:Tbh, I'm still a little unclear about the whole tipping thing. Do I have to tip the bartender? I feel like the drinks are expensive enough, and it's not like your job is really that hard. depends on state and bar. did you order a complex drink? is it a bar you never plan on going back or is it one you plan to be a frequent local to? do you live in a poo poo state where tips are counted as income? (in ca, you still get paid $10/hr regardless of tips)
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Apr 16, 2015 05:46
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you can really get on the bartrnders good side by requesting songs repeatedly and offering to hook up your iphone and dj for him. the two of you will bond over your love of toto's africa when you play it on repeat for 45 minutes and he usually will just cover your bill for you
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Apr 16, 2015 05:47
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I live in the great state of California.
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Apr 16, 2015 05:47
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How do you even muddle anything for a drink. I tried to once and that weekend in lockup was NOT pleasant. I just wanted some freshness in my drink
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Apr 16, 2015 05:48
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SweetKarma posted:I live in the great state of California. ok, so they still get paid whatever wage and tips are just a bonus which is good. still, usually paying $1 or so per drink will net you a lot in the long run when the bartender fills your cocktails up with more liquor. this is dependent on going to that bar a lot though.
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Apr 16, 2015 05:49
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Xaris posted:ok, so they still get paid whatever wage and tips are just a bonus which is good. still, usually paying $1 or so per drink will net you a lot in the long run when the bartender fills your cocktails up with more liquor. this is dependent on going to that bar a lot though. I'm looking for them to fill my female acquaintance's drink with more alcohol. Am I right fellas?
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Apr 16, 2015 05:54
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SweetKarma posted:I'm looking for them to fill my female acquaintance's drink with more alcohol. Am I right fellas? This might have been the most sleezball thing I've ever said.
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Apr 16, 2015 06:02
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The trick to bar tipping is getting your total (say if you are buying drinks for your boys or lady friend too) closest to whatever bill you have. So if you have a $20, get $18 worth of drinks, throw the $20 on the bar, say thanks and walk away. Otherwise you're that dude ordering a $6 rum and coke, tipping $4 everytime with an even $10 and spending way too much dough. Also be sure to check out the bathrooms.
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Apr 16, 2015 06:05
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Enfield posted:i just wobble around doing cocaine off of hand soap dispensers and otdering shots of rail whiskey for everybody in a 5 foot radius and when its two i stagger out the fire exit door and get arrested This guy gets it.
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Apr 16, 2015 06:08
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I'm just curious, how many drinks could I get for $18 in a bar? I can sling a few 20's.
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Apr 16, 2015 06:09
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Enfield posted:i just wobble around doing cocaine off of hand soap dispensers and otdering shots of rail whiskey for everybody in a 5 foot radius and when its two i stagger out the fire exit door and get arrested Due to another post I have to ask, at what age does this become inappropriate? 
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Apr 16, 2015 06:09
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if you see small containers of lemons/olives/etc on the bar, these are refreshments and they're meant to be a miniature buffet for the patrons
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Apr 16, 2015 06:12
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Business Gorillas posted:if you see small containers of lemons/olives/etc on the bar, these are refreshments and they're meant to be a miniature buffet for the patrons Are there peanuts? I've seen peanuts in the movies.
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Apr 16, 2015 06:15
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SweetKarma posted:Are there peanuts? I've seen peanuts in the movies. peanuts can be set out but this is a rookie mistake. sometimes i take a massive poo poo and then throw my poop hands into the peanut bowl, making sure i touch every peanut. this is met with nothing but applause
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Apr 16, 2015 06:19
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How much for a hamburger? I could spend that much on muenster!
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Apr 16, 2015 06:21
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You remember how when you were a kid there's be "that house" you'd go hang out at with your friends? Maybe it was one of your friend's houses or maybe it was some bullshit Baby Boomer treehouse/clubhouse horseshit but either way it was a place you could go where you could reliably count on seeing your pals and there'd be some snacks and games if you wanted? If you were really lucky it'd even be a place where other kids in your age bracket would float in and out and you could expand your social circle on somewhat neutral ground that wasn't school or the outdoors? Bars are the adult version of that.
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Apr 16, 2015 06:24
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The only good bars are rowdy punk bars.
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Apr 16, 2015 06:24
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just watch cheers honestly it's pretty spot on
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Apr 16, 2015 06:26
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mind the walrus posted:You remember how when you were a kid there's be "that house" you'd go hang out at with your friends? Maybe it was one of your friend's houses or maybe it was some bullshit Baby Boomer treehouse/clubhouse horseshit but either way it was a place you could go where you could reliably count on seeing your pals and there'd be some snacks and games if you wanted? If you were really lucky it'd even be a place where other kids in your age bracket would float in and out and you could expand your social circle on somewhat neutral ground that wasn't school or the outdoors? i cant belive that you posted this
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Apr 16, 2015 06:27
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TheJoker138 posted:The only good bars are rowdy punk bars. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EroRtEUmZcU
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Apr 16, 2015 06:28
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Enfield posted:i cant belive that you posted this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X6VoFBCE9k
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Apr 16, 2015 06:30
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