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bewbies posted:vikings I surrender
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its called Þorsdagr, op
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Apr 16, 2015 19:03
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Zzulu posted:i wonder if the women viking warriors raped lots of dudes as well actually vikings didnt really rape very much http://arstechnica.com/science/2015/03/dna-map-of-uk-migration-history-shows-vikings-drew-the-line-at-pillaging/
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Apr 16, 2015 19:06
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ello guvnah, bloody 'ell, got a lorry in me knickers im going to take the lift and boot, cheerio
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dad gay. so what posted:ello guvnah, bloody 'ell, got a lorry in me knickers im going to take the lift and boot, cheerio holy gently caress that is an awesome caramel grillmacino
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Apr 16, 2015 19:07
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gggiiimmmppp posted:actually vikings didnt really rape very much how the hell would they be able to do a scientific genetic analysis when the vikings took all the women they raped home as slaves or killed them outright
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Apr 16, 2015 19:20
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Zzulu posted:i wonder if the women viking warriors raped lots of dudes as well Women cant rape, check your (viking) privileges.
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Apr 16, 2015 19:23
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bewbies posted:vikings remember in S1 when that christian monk gets taken hostage and back in Kattegat they ask him if he wants to join in a 3some and he looks at her and just goes 'no that's against my faith.' he hosed up big time imo
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Apr 16, 2015 19:24
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I'm whipping my kid with a tree branch
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Apr 16, 2015 19:30
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I'm the Queen of England! Technically isn't the QoE a Viking, since she was descended from a Norman (1066) which were a merger of Viking invaders and locals? So why has England let it self to this very day be ruled by non-English? I mean there were only like 8000 Normans who took over, you'd think by now they could be kicked out.
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Apr 16, 2015 21:21
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PowerBuilder3 posted:I'm the Queen of England! the Queen goes in "itt we are Germans"
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Apr 16, 2015 21:36
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PowerBuilder3 posted:I'm the Queen of England! Well, there were a lot of wars about it in fairness.
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Apr 16, 2015 21:40
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Seriously though, we all wear these stupid horns on our helmets, and sing and poo poo. That's what we Vikings do. It's our thing!
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Apr 16, 2015 22:00
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*gets destroyed by a moose*
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Apr 16, 2015 22:06
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Hey guys, wanna have a sex boat party on Lake Minnetonka?
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PowerBuilder3 posted:Technically isn't the QoE a Viking, since she was descended from a Norman (1066) which were a merger of Viking invaders and locals? A Viking was technically a Norse person who went out to sea to raid (or "go viking"). I don't think the QoE does that. Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Apr 17, 2015 |
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Apr 17, 2015 04:26
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Techno Viking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMh8V04s7Ts
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Apr 17, 2015 04:37
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'I am a Northumbrian, born and bred, and quite frankly find the Vikings series an absolute insult. Can I just ask why most of you guys who like it put the Vikings on such a pedestal? We were one of the Viking's victims along with the Scots, Irish, French, Italians (the list is endless!). These people raped, murdered and slaughtered their way across Europe, yet this series more or less sets them up as some sort of an icon of warrior purity instead of showing them for what they really were - a set of hairy-assed Nazis, good at killing defenceless monks and unarmed villagers, stuffing their guts with stolen meat and drink and singing praises to their negative gods of destruction and murder.'
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Apr 17, 2015 04:39
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gggiiimmmppp posted:let us listen to the traditional folk music of our ancestors Fate of Norns is their best album. Johan Hegg has a role in some Viking movie. Anyone who hasn't watched the Vikings show from History Channel, should. It's a goddamn entertaining show, however historical it may or may not be.
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johnny sack posted:Fate of Norns is their best album. Johan Hegg has a role in some Viking movie. its very historical the main character dies when the english king throws him in the snake pit
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Apr 17, 2015 08:52
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bewbies posted:vikings Holy poo poo yes! Please come pillage me m'lady. BTW everyone should watch Vikings on History channel, it's a good show, good actors, great music, and probably the most "historically accurate" thing History has made in a decade, though that isn't saying much. gggiiimmmppp posted:actually vikings didnt really rape very much Yeah. Compared to the native Brits and Franks they were beating up on, Vikings were super clean cut metrosexuals. What with their weekly bathing and well trimed hair and beards. Most ppl the Vikings would have come across would have been really loving smelly and gross compared to the women and men they were used to. A lot of Brit and Frankish women were probably a bit turned on by the clean cut buff axe dudes. And of course the men would want some of that sweet sexy shieldmaiden rear end. That being said, rape almost certainly took place and was likely rather swift and brutal when it did because people are awful poo poo-heads then and now.
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Apr 17, 2015 09:27
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Moridin920 posted:remember in S1 when that christian monk gets taken hostage and back in Kattegat they ask him if he wants to join in a 3some and he looks at her and just goes 'no that's against my faith.' the history channel, ladies and gentlemen
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Apr 17, 2015 09:37
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Dynastocles posted:the history channel, ladies and gentlemen Anyone who watches the History channel and expects historical accuracy is a retard. Vikings is an awesome show
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Apr 17, 2015 09:54
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In between raping and killing I have a fairly peaceful farm going. Also my wife is smoking hot and I am objectively happier than people living only a few hundred years later. I mean I'm gonna die at thirty almost for sure but you know, such is life.
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Apr 17, 2015 10:00
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But when you die, its gonna be totally awesome because youre in for an eternal drink-gently caress-fight-fest with all the other cool dudes.
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Apr 17, 2015 10:04
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Oh boy, sleep.
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Dynastocles posted:the history channel, ladies and gentlemen ?
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Apr 17, 2015 12:21
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You gotta feel really bad for all the Latinized Celts that got totally shafted when Rome bugged out. All that lovely civilization and education poo poo, 0 legions to back it up. Poor bastards.
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Dead Gay Romans posted:You gotta feel really bad for all the Latinized Celts that got totally shafted when Rome bugged out. lmao owned
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Apr 17, 2015 20:23
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*does a bunch of hallucinogenic mushrooms* *eats shield*
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Apr 17, 2015 20:35
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theres only enough shrooms for the shamans and berserkers but if you make nice maybe one of them will let you drink his piss before battle
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Apr 17, 2015 20:37
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The Vikings had a great system to get rid of excess young men. The oldest son inherits land, wealth, titles etc; the youngest gets sent off on a "magic adventure" to "fight the enemy" Here, this sheild is magic. This is a magic sword. No really! Yeah so, ok get in a boat, go attack the first people you see, and try and take all their stuff, good luck! If you die you go to heaven! Like 90% of them died, the few who actually successfully attacked some foreign people somewhere and took valuable stuff and then found their way home had the down payment on a house or whatever and got treated like a hero. Meanwhile your home population is stable and manageable.
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Apr 17, 2015 20:40
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living by the equator is dumb because you can make fire but you can't make water #iceislife
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LegoPirateNinja posted:living by the equator is dumb because you can make fire but you can't make water If I had to be some dumb rear end loving poor person a millennia ago I would def rather be one of those dudes in an island paradise than shivering in some goddamn shack up north. That's why they never conquered much poo poo; I mean what's even the point they have everything already?
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Apr 17, 2015 20:47
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this is my viking waifu    
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Apr 17, 2015 20:49
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Zzulu posted:this is my viking waifu Her actress is 37 years old and can still pretty much pass for 20.
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Apr 17, 2015 21:10
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Motherfucker posted:In between raping and killing I have a fairly peaceful farm going. you survived childhood. you will probably live to your 60s.
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Mahuum Aqoha posted:Hey guys, wanna have a sex boat party on Lake Minnetonka? lol
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