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the dog is dead now so its all safe
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whats your everyday carry? i only use a .22 with snakeshot for dogs. their fur soaks up a lot of the pellets so they are alive for a while to really get the message across. consequently i have to carry 3 mags for a single medium sized kill but its worth while for them to learn
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Apr 16, 2015 14:54
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we already have a pit bull thread mate
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Apr 16, 2015 14:55
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was it a big dog or a small dog. Also did it bite you in the balls? i bet it bit you in the balls.
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Apr 16, 2015 14:57
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post the dogs buthole
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Apr 16, 2015 14:58
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obviously it didnt bite you hard enough.
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Apr 16, 2015 14:59
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it was a border collie and i spent 15 minutes yelling at the owner to get the tag and it turned out that i was the third person bit by this native reservation rescue dog, sorta sad but just imagine it bit a little kid instead of me ive been out on trails way in the boonies on my bike wishing i was carrying anything and being chased by a big black junkyard shepard wolf dog, didnt even know what to do except ride faster, primal instinct
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Apr 16, 2015 14:59
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my town is not a "carry" kind of place regarding dogs but going out into the bush its prudent to bring a blade and spray
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Apr 16, 2015 15:03
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so, did you bite it back?
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Apr 16, 2015 15:07
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I was bit in the butt by a poodle on a jog once
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Apr 16, 2015 15:09
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im going for a run right now ill take a pic if i see a dangetrous doggie
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Apr 16, 2015 15:18
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Once, a dog bit me, and I was mad, but I realized that the dog didn't know better. So I went into the house and slapped the owners around a bit. I also got a flatscreen out of the deal.
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Apr 16, 2015 15:57
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It's a shame the dog didn't have rabies
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Apr 16, 2015 16:31
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Kuato posted:It's a shame the dog didn't have rabies he said he was mad can't u reed
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Apr 16, 2015 16:33
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Border collies are cool dogs, how could you OP  
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Apr 16, 2015 16:40
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do you feel itchy/hungry or have a craving for pancakes OP? this is important
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Apr 16, 2015 16:41
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CharlestonJew posted:do you feel itchy/hungry or have a craving for pancakes OP? this is important I wanted to make a joke here about how maybe he's a werewolf now but for pancakes
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Apr 16, 2015 16:44
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error1 posted:Border collies are cool dogs, how could you OP If it makes u feel better its probably very cold now that its dead
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Apr 16, 2015 16:45
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error1 posted:Border collies are cool dogs, how could you OP its like the time a guy robbed my bank and i had to go be witness except in the time between he got stabbed to death in a drug deal gone bad. feels weird.
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Apr 16, 2015 16:47
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pic from my run
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Apr 16, 2015 17:15
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how do you even get bit by a dog if you're not a baby/oldie? just tell it to sit and pat its head and call it a good boy like everyone else, jeez
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Apr 16, 2015 17:19
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Gatekeeper posted:how do you even get bit by a dog if you're not a baby/oldie? just tell it to sit and pat its head and call it a good boy like everyone else, jeez
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Apr 16, 2015 17:21
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Stop running with various (un)cooked pork products falling out of your pockets, OP. That may not alleviate the problem, but it'll help.
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Apr 16, 2015 17:23
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i got bit by a dog once i kicked it in the face as revenge am i cool now?
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Apr 16, 2015 17:26
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West SAAB Story posted:Stop running with various (un)cooked pork products falling out of your pockets, OP. That may not alleviate the problem, but it'll help.
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Apr 16, 2015 17:27
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numberoneposter posted:uhh what am i supposed to pack for edibles then???? Try buying a similar product with less pork in it.. like a Hewbrew National. Sure, they cost 4 times as much, but they only have about 15% pork fat in them.
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Apr 16, 2015 17:29
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i ran 10 km without dog incident or getting hungry despite being hung over as gently caress and smelling like a sweaty hot brewery
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Apr 16, 2015 17:31
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Getting chased and bitten by a roaming pack of dogs is a long distance runner initiation. Welcome to the club.
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Apr 16, 2015 17:32
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im glad of it. op
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Apr 16, 2015 18:47
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The poodle saw me as prey and even now I get mad thinking about it
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Apr 16, 2015 18:59
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:The poodle saw me as prey and even now I get mad thinking about it poodles are super useless, I don't understand why someone would want to be near one
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Apr 16, 2015 19:10
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numberoneposter posted:i ran 10 km without dog incident or getting hungry despite being hung over as gently caress and smelling like a sweaty hot brewery dogs don't like yeast. watch out for lesbians in subarus
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Apr 16, 2015 19:11
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last time i went for a dog i got run by a bite! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAA KLOLMAF
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Apr 16, 2015 19:12
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white people
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Apr 16, 2015 19:24
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I am an obese 30 something and taking my equally obese chihuahadoodle out for a waddle. No need to discipline it because I can just lock it in the bathroom for 56 hours if it misbehaves.
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Apr 16, 2015 20:43
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i can't imagine being such a doofus that dogs think its ok to bite me, like if dogs have such little fear and respect for you how do actual humans treat you? were you running because your landlord was gonna give you a swirly or your boss took your lunch money?
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Apr 16, 2015 20:59
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drat I thought you got HIT by a dog... well now, now this thread is just so... predictable
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Apr 17, 2015 03:49
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unpacked robinhood posted:poodles are super useless, I don't understand why someone would want to be near one poodles were bred to be retrievers and are very good hunting dogs
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I got bit by a horse a few times. Also the same rear end in a top hat kicked me on two separate occasions. That horse was a loving dick. Long story short, stop being a pussy.
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Dave_Indeed posted:I got bit by a horse a few times. Also the same rear end in a top hat kicked me on two separate occasions. That horse was a loving dick. i've never tried, but always kinda assumed that punching a horse in the face would be super satisfying
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