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I'm the student that's only living at home until I can finish my English major and become a writer, then I'll have it made.
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I'm a state school student taking communications class at a local CC during summer session to save a shitload of money
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Apr 16, 2015 18:44
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Now it's my time to shine!
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Apr 16, 2015 18:58
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*If someone had told me that you pass more than half of your classes just by showing up every week I would have gone to a real college years ago.* Also sometimes your junior college turns into a real college years after you graduate, so then you can go around telling everyone that you went to the real college and technically be telling the truth.
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Apr 16, 2015 19:02
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Mariguana posted:I'm the student that's only living at home until I can finish my English major and become a writer, then I'll have it made. composition class, essay 1: PC vs. Console Gaming
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Apr 17, 2015 00:06
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*spills caramel mocalatte all over keyboard*
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Apr 17, 2015 00:10
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community college also provides fun free classes like welding and auto repair and construction and furniture making so you literally can come out off CC with half your undergraduate requirements and also as a man instead of a pissant debt ridden manbaby
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Apr 17, 2015 00:11
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any of you taking summer classes? want to take this class on the plumbing code with me?
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Apr 17, 2015 00:13
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"Well when I was in the Army..." (Looks around hoping teenagers are impressed)
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Apr 17, 2015 00:13
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i'm the grandma with dementia who keeps trying to show everyone her family photos and is only here because her kids think that community college is some form of graycare
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Apr 17, 2015 00:14
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durrr im to stuped to go to a real school im just going to go hear for the next ate years and never ever ever get me un AA even!!! 
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Apr 17, 2015 00:14
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*isn't crippled with debt for life*
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Apr 17, 2015 00:18
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*takes art classes* *spends maybe 10 minutes outside of class on art* *Claims art is abstract* *gets A+*
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Apr 17, 2015 00:20
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Nooner posted:durrr im to stuped to go to a real school im just going to go hear for the next ate years and never ever ever get me un AA even!!! i come to the first three classes, vanish for two weeks, only to show up again for one more class, looking hopelessly bewildered, and vanish once more forever also i have three kids and i'm 21. my fucken mother won't watch my kids! and my grandma is sick! and i have to go to court! and i got fired! my life is a cruel, sad beckettesque charade!
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Apr 17, 2015 00:20
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Horniest Manticore posted:i come to the first three classes, vanish for two weeks, only to show up again for one more class, looking hopelessly bewildered, and vanish once more forever
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Apr 17, 2015 00:30
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I'm the newly divorced, empty nester mother who tries to act like she belong in the group girls who are younger than her own daughter. I'm dating a man much younger than me from my account class but I don't know he is just using me for my endless Xanax script.
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Apr 17, 2015 01:05
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limeincoke posted:"Well when I was in the Army..." (Looks around hoping teenagers are impressed) I have one of those fuckwits in my writing class. I dont like him at all.
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Apr 17, 2015 01:12
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I'm the girl at the exact midpoint between the hot but dumb goth/emo she was in high school and the horrible whitebread soccer mom she's going to become (iow the most fuckable human being on the planet)
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Apr 17, 2015 01:20
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Raku posted:I'm the girl at the exact midpoint between the hot but dumb goth/emo she was in high school and the horrible whitebread soccer mom she's going to become Shes some size 14 jeans and a "fun and sporty" haircut away from driving a minivan huh? Minivan... MORE LIKE POUND WAGON! AMIRITE?!!!!11!1!!!! :iamafag:
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Apr 17, 2015 01:22
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*talks about getting criminal justice degree while packing a bowl with 3 month old child asleep in the next room* *never finishes*
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Apr 17, 2015 01:25
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I have achieved a level beyond all high school you can call it high school 2
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Apr 17, 2015 01:26
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every creative writing assignment is about my ex who dumped me for a guy who's going to a real college
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Apr 17, 2015 01:30
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I'm the  deep photography student who at critique time, finds every black and white photo, no matter the composition or subject matter, to speak to them as if it had some hidden meaning when it in fact, does not. The photographer just liked the way it looked and snapped a pic.*black and white underexposed and poorly composed photo of an oven timer in the afternoon sun* "OH MY GOD, YES, THIS IS THE PERFECT PIECE ON THE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION AND THE CURRENT GEOPOLITICAL STAGE." *nearly orgasms in class* I'm also the same deep photography student who drops $5,000 on a high end DSLR, $300 for a camera bag that will also hold their multiple $$$$ lenses, and has the DSLR set to auto.
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Apr 17, 2015 01:40
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art/creative writing classes at a cc must be a treat and a half
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Apr 17, 2015 01:41
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*tests into a math class thats so remedial that credit isn't even given*
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Apr 17, 2015 01:45
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Horniest Manticore posted:art/creative writing classes at a cc must be a treat and a half Photography class. You want to find the snobbiest snobs who ever snobbed? Photography class.
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Apr 17, 2015 01:45
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*takes a rock climbing class just to get the one loving credit to be eligible for financial aid*
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Apr 17, 2015 01:46
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You Are A Elf posted:Photography class. You want to find the snobbiest snobs who ever snobbed? Photography class. well, sure, and at a real school there might be some genuinely talented people. i can only imagine what a bunch of community college halfwits pretending to be artists for three months would come up with
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Apr 17, 2015 01:47
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C.P.A.N. posted:*takes a rock climbing class just to get the one loving credit to be eligible for financial aid* They require 1 credit for that? That seems really really dumb. What if you just got out of high school and have no money for tuition?
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Apr 17, 2015 01:48
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I assume he meant to get to full time, cause I totally took rock climbing to get from 11 credits to 12 once. There are a ton of MTG players that seem to be there all day, every day. I was talking to a pair of girls that are in the NASA program with me BSing about the last test we took. For about 10 minutes the third girl just kinda stood there, not saying anything. I tried to break the ice and include her in the conversation by asking her what she was in school for. She was there for vocal performance...While I understand going for your dream and all, but a mousy super quiet girl going to a tiny Iowa community college doesn't seem the best way to spend two years and your tuition check.
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Apr 17, 2015 01:55
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Is a former lawyer that didn't actually have a degree. Is an autist that can't tell reality from tv. laugh track
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Apr 17, 2015 02:02
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Mad Monk posted:*nods head to everything the prof. says* *murmurs 'mmm, mm-hmm' to everything the prof says while furiously scribbling page after page of notes in a mandatory introductory course*
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Apr 17, 2015 02:22
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i gotta go take a nap, i have to wake up at 2am to register for this speech class so it wont be full
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Apr 17, 2015 02:23
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NakedWithCandy posted:Is a former lawyer that didn't actually have a degree. oh it's loving community isn't it gently caress that poo poo
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Horniest Manticore posted:well, sure, and at a real school there might be some genuinely talented people. i can only imagine what a bunch of community college halfwits pretending to be artists for three months would come up with black and white photo of barbed wire on a fence, taken at an upwards angle black and white photo of a decrepit doorway from the nearby abandoned factory black and white silhoutte of a nude, obscured woman in a hallway door; *is the photographer nude this picture is really personal to me my best friend recently found out she has *
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Apr 17, 2015 02:28
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F Stop Fitzgerald posted:*doesn't go into massive debt getting comparable education* *is glad all his credits will transfer *is able to get out all his gen ed and freshman courses out of the way for 1/2 the tuition
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Apr 17, 2015 02:31
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i'm the 25 year old woman with the 40 year old face in your night class. i always bring food with a strong, gross smell and i make playful comments that are indicative of tremendous bigotry against blacks and gays.
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Apr 17, 2015 02:33
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black and white photo of a dead tree; values inverted (photography 2 only) black and white photo of a black guy with dreds wearing a wifebeater in a doorway smoking a blunt color photos of a 4 year old child playing in the backyard, submitted every week, by the same student black and white photo of a ragged american flag, photo is hung upside down black and white photo taken through a peace sign made with fingers, obscuring a police officer
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Apr 17, 2015 02:43
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Madcosby posted:black and white photo of a dead tree; values inverted (photography 2 only) and the instructor, having been beaten down and abandoned his dreams of becoming an established artist and getting a tenure-track position long ago, gives them all A's
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Oh I forgot the most common one, this is all art classes close-up shot of their cat's eye. Usually black and white, or better yet, black and white but the pupil is colorized
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