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So the trailer clearly shows Luke's (and Anakin's) lightsaber.. if the thing fell on Bespin which is a gas planet, it's nearly impossible that it would be recovered. I wonder what the explanation will be.
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Apr 16, 2015 23:17
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cr05580n35 posted:So the trailer clearly shows Luke's (and Anakin's) lightsaber.. if the thing fell on Bespin which is a gas planet, it's nearly impossible that it would be recovered. I wonder what the explanation will be. well, you can read all about it in the star wars EU if you want a temporary explanation
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Apr 16, 2015 23:17
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odincode posted:Gross. Sour patch kids all the way. fair fair, i'll ponder while we count down the TTR (time to release) ITT (in this thread)
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Apr 16, 2015 23:18
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InterFaced posted:That star destroyer was intentionally crashed into that desert in an attempt to make it look as baller as possible. I'm just gonna go with this. mamelon posted:Well, anything is going to look small while inside your mom's hangar bay Whoa.
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Apr 16, 2015 23:18
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He made another one that looks just like the old one? I mean, if nerds can make a 100% perfect replica of Luke's sabre in their garages, surely the technologically superior people in Star Wars can make a new light sabre that looks the same as the old one.
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Apr 16, 2015 23:19
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He probably just ordered the case for the original off JediSupply.impnet or something anyway
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Apr 16, 2015 23:20
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cr05580n35 posted:So the trailer clearly shows Luke's (and Anakin's) lightsaber.. if the thing fell on Bespin which is a gas planet, it's nearly impossible that it would be recovered. I wonder what the explanation will be. why don't you go write some fanfiction about it loser
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Apr 16, 2015 23:21
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according to Star Wars zen magic he could have sat up all night thinking about his laser sword and it could have showed up on his doorstep like the pets from homeward bound why not
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Apr 16, 2015 23:21
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me: hey babe what's your fav part about the movie? she: r2d2 me: nice, me too, we r a good couple and you definitely are real
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Apr 16, 2015 23:22
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I'm mad about the EU thing not because I gave a poo poo about the EU but because now I have all this information in my head taking up room and it's all just useless fanfic bullshit. Who can tell you all about the different types of TIE fighters and the pros and cons of each? I can. 
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Apr 16, 2015 23:23
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Achio lightsaber?
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Apr 16, 2015 23:24
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Moridin920 posted:I'm mad about the EU thing not because I gave a poo poo about the EU but because now I have all this information in my head taking up room and it's all just useless fanfic bullshit. It was always useless fanfic bullshit. Sorry.
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Apr 16, 2015 23:25
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Moridin920 posted:I'm mad about the EU thing not because I gave a poo poo about the EU but because now I have all this information in my head taking up room and it's all just useless fanfic bullshit. there are only 4 tie fighters now. darths in ANH, tie, int, bomber sorry for your loss
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Apr 16, 2015 23:26
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Moridin920 posted:I'm mad about the EU thing not because I gave a poo poo about the EU but because now I have all this information in my head taking up room and it's all just useless fanfic bullshit. yeah, rip that golden age when knowing poo poo about alien extra #248 meant something.
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Apr 16, 2015 23:26
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btw the people that gleefully and unironically post about how good it is that the 'eu is gone' are actually worse than any casual fan of the EU. post more about how disney deciding whats canon means something 'never existed' faggots
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Apr 16, 2015 23:27
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I hope Disney does a star wars/ frozen crossover and then the muppets and ghostbusters show up
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Apr 16, 2015 23:27
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Fetus Tree posted:btw the people that gleefully and unironically post about how good it is that the 'eu is gone' are actually worse than any casual fan of the EU. post more about how disney deciding whats canon means something 'never existed' faggots the first jj abrams star trek film wipes out everything that ever happened in the original star trek series, and all of the other series, and movies, that came after it, except I guess Enterprise? Actually that's a point, are the whales gonna go extinct now? poo poo!
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Apr 16, 2015 23:29
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i always figured Star Trek went by Back to the Future rules so the movies are just a different dimension where things play out differently.
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Apr 16, 2015 23:33
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Moridin920 posted:i always figured Star Trek went by Back to the Future rules so the movies are just a different dimension where things play out differently. they do basically, hence two spocks also, see: parallels
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Moridin920 posted:i always figured Star Trek went by Back to the Future rules so the movies are just a different dimension where things play out differently. it kind of bothers me that they just left jennifer sedated on a porch in a bad neighborhood and then went back in time. but won't they only create a new timeline when they go back in time and fix 1955? Jeniffer will still be stuck in biff-ruled hill valley 1985.
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Naw in BttF we saw with the disappearing photo and marty fading out and stuff that if you change the past, the future you're currently in/the one you "belong to" physically changes, up to and including yourself fading and maybe disappearing into never-having-been-born. Marty had to make sure his parents got together or he would cease to exist, implying there's no "alternate" timeline for him to have come from and still be allowed to exist. In star trek, old Spock presumably remembers the old timeline even after events in the movie have massively changed the future. He could kill his younger self and still be OK, because he's from a timeline where his younger self was not killed by old Spock. This is why the angry romulan dude is so mad. His own homeworld is gone, and even if he acts to save the Romulan homeworld in the new timeline he's in, his old one is still gone no matter what, even though time travel also exists and you can go back and save the humpback whales in San Francisco, and therefore in addition to creating new futures, you can also fix your own continuity. Or perhaps after Star Trek IV, the original series crew are now living in a different timeline from the one they left before they went back to save the whales, and they don't even realize it because somehow they managed to not change the past enough for them to notice? Basically star trek's timeline fuckery is inconsistent which is why Back to the Future is undeniably better science fiction, haha. Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Apr 16, 2015 |
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Apr 16, 2015 23:39
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Yeah, i guess you shouldn't really think too much about these kinds of movies. anybody else gonna go to the premiere dressed as lucas?
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Apr 16, 2015 23:40
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The fucks the black guy always looking so sweaty for?
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Apr 16, 2015 23:42
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Chewbacca didn't age because he is gay. Wookie gay, so what
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Apr 16, 2015 23:42
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it looks good and i am genuinely excited for the new star wars movie
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My exposure to the star wars EU were some angsty young adult novellas, but I was embarrassed by how dumb they were, and kotor 1 and 2, and drunken, drugged lonely nights laughing really hard at wookiepedia.
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wookipedia article on darth vader is like 150 pages long got a problem with that? optimally i was thinking a trio of george lucases
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greg sexyvibes posted:The fucks the black guy always looking so sweaty for? You'd be sweaty too if you were a black man surrounded by white storm troopers.
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Moridin920 posted:You'd be sweaty too if you were a black man surrounded by white storm troopers. 
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greg sexyvibes posted:The fucks the black guy always looking so sweaty for? 
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odincode posted:on the ravaged deck of a star destroyer, that's way more interesting. also if i told you he was something called an inquisitor (which are things that are in this movie?) you would believe me because he looks like a nun wearing a venetian mask
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Everything is awesome.
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the new star trek movie should have been an adaption of the eu book where it ends in a massive pie fight between everyone that was awesome
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I hope they kill off Han Solo real quick, I can't stand mediocre acting in my kitsch sci fi movies.
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star wars was cool when it was a dumb samurai western in space with goofy space monsters and everyone wasn't afraid to tell lucas that he was a fat tard with bad ideas. before lucas and the whole franchise went up its own rear end so goddamn far that now a bunch of faggots seriously argue about whether wookies age or if a big spaceship can do a thing
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Also, i have to admit i really like that shot or poster of kylo ren hoek (or some other guy?) fondling vader's mask. getting big giger vibes off that little picture
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F Stop Fitzgerald posted:star wars was cool when it was a dumb samurai western in space with goofy space monsters and everyone wasn't afraid to tell lucas that he was a fat tard with bad ideas. Up the rear end nerd arguments are timeless, like wookies.
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