Is this genocide?

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Bicyclops: Aug 27, 2004

This is a better article by The Guardian's Stephanie Kirchgaessner: http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/mar/13/dough-vending-machine-pizza-italy-padua-engineer

# ? Apr 16, 2015 22:34

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:42

Bicyclops: Aug 27, 2004

There is other good stuff on her author page, but better still, you can just click the "pizza" link under her name to find all that has been written at The Guardian about pizza.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 22:36

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

existence is genocide

# ? Apr 16, 2015 22:39

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

This thread is now about pizza genocide.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 22:42

dougdrums: Feb 25, 2005; CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)

Bicyclops posted:

There is other good stuff on her author page, but better still, you can just click the "pizza" link under her name to find all that has been written at The Guardian about pizza.

"About 55 results for Pizza"

After sorting through this deluge of pizza articles, I have come to the conclusion that a genocidal conspiracy exists to gather up all pizzas and put them into ovens.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 22:44

Bicyclops: Aug 27, 2004

Mayor Dave posted:

existence is genocide

Great name for a punk rock album.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 22:47

Bicyclops: Aug 27, 2004

Bob James posted:

Is this, any longer, a pizza? Or has it become a cake? Is a hot dog a sandwich?

# ? Apr 16, 2015 22:49

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

Bicyclops posted:

Is this, any longer, a pizza? Or has it become a cake? Is a hot dog a sandwich?

It's genocide.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 22:54

Crowsbeak: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth; Lipstick Apathy

Yeah there is only one pizza worthy of my time.

Crowsbeak fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Apr 16, 2015

# ? Apr 16, 2015 22:55

TheImmigrant: Jan 18, 2011

Crowsbeak posted:

Yeah there is only one pizza worthy of my time.

That's a casserole.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 23:03

Cerebral Bore: Apr 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

Only the pure perfection of the Frutti di Mare should remain on this earth. All inferior pizzas must be exterminated.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 23:03

Crowsbeak: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth; Lipstick Apathy

TheImmigrant posted:

That's a casserole.

gently caress you, thats a pizza you simpleton.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 23:04

Cerebral Bore: Apr 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

Looks more like some kind of pie to me.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 23:06

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

is it genocide to kill you're parents

# ? Apr 16, 2015 23:07

Bicyclops: Aug 27, 2004

TheImmigrant posted:

That's a casserole.

It's good to know your gimmick extends to being wrong about food as well.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 23:09

Fados: Jan 7, 2013; I like Malcolm X, I can't be racist!

Put this racist dipshit on ignore immediately!

It could be genocide if someday reasons are needed to ban muslim religion from someplace.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 23:15

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

# ? Apr 16, 2015 23:28

Bicyclops: Aug 27, 2004

Bob James posted:

Come on, this one is clearly a salad.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 23:37

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Dear god, why didn't anyone include a trigger warning for those?!

# ? Apr 16, 2015 23:42

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

PIZZA GENOCIDE :nms:

# ? Apr 16, 2015 23:54

Peel: Dec 3, 2007

Mayor Dave posted:

is it genocide to kill you're parents

p. sure murder on the basis of heritage is indeed genocide.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 23:58

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Peel posted:

p. sure murder on the basis of heritage is indeed genocide.

What if it doesn't have anything to do with them being your parents and they're just really lovely people? (I'm the Menendez brothers' defense attorney, and I want to spitball my case for their parole)

# ? Apr 17, 2015 00:02

Crowsbeak: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth; Lipstick Apathy

Bob James posted:

Needs bread to be a pizza. :colbert:

Cerebral Bore posted:

Looks more like some kind of pie to me.

Yes as Pizza is a pie.

# ? Apr 17, 2015 00:06

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

TheImmigrant posted:

That's a casserole.

Holy poo poo a correct thing. I'm stunned.

# ? Apr 17, 2015 00:10

woke wedding drone: Jun 1, 2003; by exmarx; Fun Shoe

It's quite remarkable that none of the fascists who tried to promote this story are sticking around to explain why they have fallen for the Italian equivalent of a Koro panic. I guess you could say they are cowards, in addition to being gullible?

e: Here's a bike for you to ride away from your own implications on:

woke wedding drone fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Apr 17, 2015

# ? Apr 17, 2015 00:11

blackguy32: Oct 1, 2005; Say, do you know how to do the walk?

Crowsbeak posted:

gently caress you, thats a pizza you simpleton.

Its more of a quiche.

# ? Apr 17, 2015 00:16

GhostofJohnMuir: Aug 14, 2014; anime is not good

blackguy32 posted:

Its more of a quiche.

Why the gently caress do people say this, quiche's main ingredient is eggs. Do you ignorant fuckers only mindlessly repeat the word, knowing nothing of the meaning?

# ? Apr 17, 2015 00:18

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

You commit genocide every time you masturbate, makes you think.

# ? Apr 17, 2015 00:21

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SedanChair posted:

e: Here's a bike for you to ride away from your own implications on:

This is the work of damnable hipsters.

# ? Apr 17, 2015 00:38

Crowsbeak: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth; Lipstick Apathy

blackguy32 posted:

Its more of a quiche.

Yeah point me the loving eggs.

ReidRansom posted:

Holy poo poo a correct thing. I'm stunned.

Yeah where are the noodles? I don't see any noodles, so its not a casserole.

# ? Apr 17, 2015 00:42

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Crowsbeak posted:

Yeah where are the noodles? I don't see any noodles, so its not a casserole.

Someone's never had an enchilada casserole. :colbert:

# ? Apr 17, 2015 00:42

Crowsbeak: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth; Lipstick Apathy

Majorian posted:

Someone's never had an enchilada casserole.

Yeah and it shouldn't be called casserole.

Crowsbeak fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Apr 17, 2015

# ? Apr 17, 2015 00:53

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Crowsbeak posted:

Yeah and i shouldn't be called casserole.

I think you should be called casserole.

# ? Apr 17, 2015 00:54

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

Crowsbeak posted:

Yeah where are the noodles? I don't see any noodles, so its not a casserole.

Noodles are not a requirement for a casserole :colbert:

e: is this going to be what counts as a sandwich all over again? cus i'll go there with you if i have to

# ? Apr 17, 2015 01:04

Crowsbeak: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth; Lipstick Apathy

ReidRansom posted:

Noodles are not a requirement for a casserole

e: is this going to be what counts as a sandwich all over again? cus i'll go there with you if i have to

Yes lets go for it, Sandwiches must have bread, sick poo poo from KFC doesn't count.

# ? Apr 17, 2015 01:07

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

Crowsbeak posted:

Yes lets go for it, Sandwiches must have bread, sick poo poo from KFC doesn't count.

no, we already did that one. it's settled science. hot dogs are sandwiches, but wraps and burritos aren't, even though you'd think they would be.

i meant on casseroles.

e: also i'm off to the gym momentarily and don't actually want to participate in a conversation about what constitutes a casserole.

# ? Apr 17, 2015 01:11