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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I got home from work today earlier than I usually do as I had a conference that finished early. My daughter who is 14 was at her friends home for a sleepover. I was really tired so went upstairs and as I was going past my sons room I thought I'd check in on him to see if he was alright (my son by the way is 13). I saw a light coming from his bathroom door (he has a door in his bedroom going into a bathroom that he shares with his sister). When I tried to open the door it was locked. I thought he must be using the toilet he didn't hear me. I then left his room and went into his sisters to tidy a few things up. I noticed that here pants drawer was open as well as her bra drawer. Then I heard the bathroom door unlock and then my son walked out wearing his sisters pants and bra! I didn't shout because I remember my two brothers when I was younger doing the same thing and taking my clothes. I just left the room as if I hadn't seen anything. I don't know if I should tell his sister so that she knows or if just keep it between us two. It would be really embarrassing for him if his sister saw him like that. Not that she's tell her friends but she might be a bit surprised start acting all weird. I don't know if I should sit down and have a serious talk with him about if he wants some of his sisters old underwear or even if he wants some of mine? Could you guys give me some ideas to help thanks.

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150414135542AA890Dn

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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

LeoMarr posted:

I got home from work today earlier than I usually do as I had a conference that finished early. My daughter who is 14 was at her friends home for a sleepover. I was really tired so went upstairs and as I was going past my sons room I thought I'd check in on him to see if he was alright (my son by the way is 13). I saw a light coming from his bathroom door (he has a door in his bedroom going into a bathroom that he shares with his sister). When I tried to open the door it was locked. I thought he must be using the toilet he didn't hear me. I then left his room and went into his sisters to tidy a few things up. I noticed that here pants drawer was open as well as her bra drawer. Then I heard the bathroom door unlock and then my son walked out wearing his sisters pants and bra! I didn't shout because I remember my two brothers when I was younger doing the same thing and taking my clothes. I just left the room as if I hadn't seen anything. I don't know if I should tell his sister so that she knows or if just keep it between us two. It would be really embarrassing for him if his sister saw him like that. Not that she's tell her friends but she might be a bit surprised start acting all weird. I don't know if I should sit down and have a serious talk with him about if he wants some of his sisters old underwear or even if he wants some of mine? Could you guys give me some ideas to help thanks.

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150414135542AA890Dn

written by a masturbatin man

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
This is hat happens when you let your kids watch Game of Thrones ):

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
hot

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Just ask him why, and ask if he has any special feelings, like if he feels that he has been born into the wrong body (he is a man physically, but is a woman mentally) and tell him that this is perfectly normal, and that it's okay to feel like that. But no matter what, do not make a big thing out of it.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

gently caress da Mods posted:

written by a masturbatin man

same, but this post

Laughing Man
Feb 11, 2008
I thought what I’d do was pretend I was one of those deaf mutes, or something...

Demonachizer posted:

Just ask him why, and ask if he has any special feelings, like if he feels that he has been born into the wrong body (he is a man physically, but is a woman mentally) and tell him that this is perfectly normal, and that it's okay to feel like that. But no matter what, do not make a big thing out of it.

yea if you want your boy on the casual encounters section of craigslist tarted up like some kind of harlot imbibing the seed of another man on the reg when you think he's at lacross practice just do this

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Can you guys actually post some funny yahoo answers instead of bullshit

My mom told me I was mentally retarded and that I should be on medication be use I left my book and homework in my locker once. And now she wants to move to a "black neighborhood" because because he doesn't like white people, this is because she is obsessed with black history, and all my brother saw was the white people lynching,killing and using black people as slaves. I'm over my grandfathers house and she is abusive, what should I do?

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150416143653AAuE4By



Im only 15 and all i think about is having a child of my own,Im probably going to drop out of school next year (dont say thats stupid because iv been thinking about it hard for the past few years and found its not the thing for me) and i do have a good paying job i have 9 brothers and sisters from 2 and up but i only baby sit them sometimes and i live with my litte brother and step dad but i dont know what to do ? im thinking about saving and maybe start buying baby stuff now so when i move out next year i have everything i need and yes i have a bf iv known him for years and were very close and he will not leave me because hes clingy ect and he also wants a child so what do i need to know and what should i do?


https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150415182134AAkz2ak

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
bump

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME
Starbucks Caramel Macchiato?
So gonna order that

1)How to you pronounce that?
2)what's the shots?
ex. Single shot;double shots;tripple shots;
Which one should I order?
3)what's foam? Shoud I order that or whip cream? Or can I order both?
4)is "tall caramel macchiato extra foam and whip cream and caramel drizzle to go" sound good?
5)what and how do you order your caramel macchiato?

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090223135142AARMnYB

Mahuum Aqoha
Jan 15, 2004

SHEPARD!
Do it for the universe!
Fun Shoe
How is babby formed?

How is babby formed?

How girl get pragnent

F hole
May 13, 2008

My little girl is 5 months old almost 6 and she vomit all the time after eating cucks and sometimes water?
sometimes is cucky and sometimes it like water

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090125201022AAetY1S

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
Dating a Poz Guy
On a second date with a guy he disclosed to me that he is POZ, "undetectable" and healthy. I am negative and I recently and coincidentally just started PrEP... Want my question is, how safe is it for us to have sex? I know if he stays undetectable and I'm on PrEP and we use a condom my chances of transmission are low but I'm wondering about barebacking? If it was a LTR I would like to eventually not use condoms. How dangerous is that? Should I run for the hills? Honestly I'm kinda scared...

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150107091654AAOBGQk

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Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
poz that neg hole

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

gently caress da Mods posted:

Dating a Poz Guy
On a second date with a guy he disclosed to me that he is POZ, "undetectable" and healthy. I am negative and I recently and coincidentally just started PrEP... Want my question is, how safe is it for us to have sex? I know if he stays undetectable and I'm on PrEP and we use a condom my chances of transmission are low but I'm wondering about barebacking? If it was a LTR I would like to eventually not use condoms. How dangerous is that? Should I run for the hills? Honestly I'm kinda scared...

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150107091654AAOBGQk

go for it, every testing day would feel like christmas.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

today i learned what pozing a neghole was despite having the general non-disease transference of penis in the shooter.

Thanks yahoo answers!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Okay so today i was on my dads computer and his email popped up and it was from this guy. and it said "okay,sorry, yeah that would be embarrassing for me and both of us but i HAD to send you that. and don't forget....."
Then there was a part that was from my dad that said "i must say that you should be careful what you send because my wife and kids may see it and i don't want them to find out xoxo. and ARE YOU KIDDING ME I'D NEVER FORGET." and when i read that i thought that my dad has a gay lover. And a couple weeks before i saw gay porn on his computer and i'm really sad and upset. I can't believe this. I haven't told anyone.
I love my dad a lot and i don't have a problem if he's gay, but i love my mom so much i just don't want anyone to hurt her. My dad has done so much for me and i feel like i owe him a lot. So i don't know if i should say anything about this. I don't know how i'd tell my Siblings or even my Mom. I don't know if any of my siblings think he's Gay and i don't know if my Mom thinks he's gay either. I cried all today because i am just so sad about this. and it's fine if he's gay i don't have a problem with that. It's just i love him and my mom so much that i don't want them to get a divorce at all. Also i am 14 and the youngest of the family. I searched the guys name of Facebook, and it came up with him and i know where he lives.
I don't know what to do!


https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090714172401AAibMoQ

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Wendigee posted:

today i learned what pozing a neghole was despite having the general non-disease transference of penis in the shooter.

Thanks yahoo answers!

what did you think it meant?

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Rambling Robot posted:

what did you think it meant?

butt sex

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
Can I get an infection from my dog's ( labrador ) period blood ?
I am a minor and I live with my parents. They are so unhygenic when it comes to our dog's period. They put pampers on her but she takes it off and i often come home to a pool of blood all over the house at home. I cannot move out as i have nowhere to say and I am a minor but im afraid we can catch an infection from all this blood all over the place. Sometimes I clean it up and Im afraid If I dont wash my hands right or If I have an abrasion or cut on my foot I can catch some sort of infection from her blood. Is a dog's period blood a health scare or possible source of disease..I have also heard toxoplasmosis can be caught this way, through blood or raw animal products

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Is it ok to do Sexting at 13 years old?
All my friend are getting pictures of girls from school and like naked ones and dirty ones like them fingering, opening there pussy and showing there *** and ****, is it ok to do that? And should I try to do it?

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150415222215AAoPJrm




My teacher asked for sexual intercourse?
Im a 14 year old boy and there is a lady called Miss Jenkles and she was showing me nudes of her. i don't want to tell my parents as i wish to stay at the school and knowing them they'd make me change schools. I feel like i should do it and lose my virginity but i don't think i will satisfy her with my 10cm penis. Please help this is a hard decision!

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150414013136AAxfbw7

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Age Issues , My 24 year old boyfriend wants a baby bhut he dont know that im only 13 cause i lied about my age?
Me &my bestfriend aubrey lied to these to boys about our age , she told her boyfriend that she was 18 and he is 20 &i told my boyfriend that i was 19 &he is 23 &gonna be 24 in two weeeks. Lately , He has been wantin' to talk about tha future . &he has a babygirl bhut she died when she was 3 months & she would be 8 years old now , he has been telln' me that he wants to be a daddy again , &he wants us to have a baby . im not scared bhut i dont want him to go to jail if im pregnant &i aint gonna tell him im boutaa' be 14 until i come out of labor , What Should I Do ? I Dont Want to ruin' our realashonship &idontevenmuchknow what to say to him about it , H E L P P L E A S E A S A P </3


https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100915004348AAtcBQt

I really want to believe this is real

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
I'm 18 and my parents are still spanking me. am i being abused?
granted, i haven't been spanked since i turned 18 because i haven't done anything to deserve it, but they still threaten to do it and would totally do it if i got in trouble for something. But they (mom and step dad) have been spanking me for as long as i can remember, as part of a punishment, before they take something away or whatever else they deem fit.

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150416083926AAvyg6n

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Tired of life. Any pills i could OD on?
My entire life so far (im 16) is full of nothing but complete ****. Whenever something goes good for me (rarely happens) it ALWAYS go to **** no more then a few days later and causes me to fall into to this state of extreme depression and anger, well it used to. Now im naturally in this state. I wake up depressed and angry, and go to sleep depressed and angry. And seeing the my dreamgirl I was going out with hugged up with another guy isn't making **** much better. Don't have any parents to ask for advice. Closest family members are 2 states away. Friends take me for a joke when I say i dont want to wake up the next morning. I have nothing to look forward to, as if i ever did. The more time i spend alive the more I want to not be alive. (p.s) Im only scratching the surface of all types of **** thats happened. I could go on for years. Is there any type of pills I could OD on to not wake up? Iv attempted suicide 5 times this week. 3 by wrapping a belt around my neck and tightening it. But i couldn't bear it and it would take to long, 1 last night by mixing a little bit of Hydrogen peroxide and alcohol into some tea and drinking it. And one today by dumping have a bottle of tylenol into my sprite and taking about 4 pills with it. And im still alive. I really want to die, just not painfully. Any type of pills i could OD on. Please don't leave any Suicide hotlines below, this is gonna happen one way or another. Just...

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
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Yahoo answer: yes

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Q: Are all the answers to this question false?

A: Yes.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

oh, like a battery.

charge my rear end sir!

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
I want more Yahoo Answers to be, "Go look on Google"

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
How is babby formed?

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

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Switchblade Switcharoo
How do I get a cow to drink gasoline?

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GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Where is yoir favorite place to eat dinner?
I love oitback Stackhouse. Whole rack of ribs, a while blomming onion, and a loaded baked potato.

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150322224644AAXosIF



Looks like Olive Garden is the winner

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

How come i can smell poop from inside me?
this maybe gross but i feel like i can smell the poop inside me. i have to go at the wrong, inconvenient times. whenever i walk i feel like i smell like poop. what do i do? is this possible?

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120106131237AAHWDNk

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
gf aint had period since she got pregnant, do you think the baby might be drinkin the blood?!

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
How long do condoms last after used?
I am not allowed to give out details of the situation. But I'm looking for used comdoms in the woods. Once they were used and thrown out, how long would they last before they deteriorate?



I felt a small pain in my anal after masturting.?
Help me, is that normal.
I posted the same question 30 minutes ago but it somehow got deleted.
I was serious and freaking out in worries.
I'm mad.
PLEASE HELP BEFORE YAHOO DELETE MY QUESTION.
This is a matter of health, not a goddamn joke!

GAYS FOR DAYS fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Apr 17, 2015

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Hi, Im 15.
I turned 15 a month ago on the 9th. My boyfriend is 17 years old. And I'm 15 and pregnant. He's met my family and my family really really likes him. The definition of a guy like him is just rare too find. I am inlove with him and he's inlove with me. He's such a caring, wonderful, amazing, emotional, handsome, smart, and a perfect guy. He's made mistakes and so have I, but we aren't perfect. I want to marry him and he wants to marry me. (My family sees that he loves me so much he drives to see me a lot, does everything for me.he loves me).I don't party or go out. I'm home-schooled, I won't be missing out.He actually lives 1 hour and 30 minutes away from me but manages to come see me every now and then. I went up there recently and stayed for a week and before that I went for 3 days. His family seems to really like me! I have goals I want to accomplish and so does he. I'm a freshman in high school and he is a senior. I'm suppose to be a sophomore though.I'm not going to say I regret any of this because I clearly don't. I love this little baby in my stomach so much already. Please don't say my boyfriend will leave me, he won't. I'm trying to tell you all he's totally DIFFERENT then most guys.Yes, we are young, but mine and his family is so supportive. I know it's my decision if I want an abortion but my family told me I couldn't live with that. My dad, mom, boyfriend, and nana wouldn't let me. I have so much EXPERIENCE with children. Everyone tells me I would be a great mother. My aunt trusted me withher three kids; newborn infants until now to watch them all alone and I've raised my siblings, also. My father tells me I'd be an amazing mother. I have a lot of supplies already and I'm having a little girl. (boyfriend has a job). Would I be a good mother? I didn't ruin my life, my life has just begun :) no hate please! Still gonna finish school and attend college. It's all possible :) (Not a whore. He's the only guy I've slept with and plan too.) Thanks!

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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
Not a god drat joke!!!1

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