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Kleedrac
Jan 16, 2008

Mii, myself & I
Confirming

Pinterest Mom posted:

I know I'll make it to the end because I'm vanilla town.
Whut! Counter-claim - I am the true Vanilla Town - lynch the imposter! Thought you could fake claim my role mumble mumble
##Vote: Pinterest Mom

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Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
Sorry you got scum, Kleedrac.

##vote Kleedrac

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
DBD, any chance for a VoteFinder in the OP?

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Are we having premarital sex in here? I love premarital sex!

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

Opopanax posted:

Are we having premarital sex in here? I love premarital sex!

It's my favourite kind.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Opopanax posted:

Are we having premarital sex in here? I love premarital sex!

:glomp:

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
More like extramarital. Or is it exclusia-marital?

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Don't worry guys I will keep everyone safe. After the sex of course.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
Except Kleedrac can come to the orgy, he's scum.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

##vote byers

hmmmmmmmmm

pretty sure he's scum this game

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Ernie. posted:

##vote byers

hmmmmmmmmm

pretty sure he's scum this game

Nope, sorry mate. Look at Kleedrac stretch to make that "joke" vote on PMom.

Kleedrac
Jan 16, 2008

Mii, myself & I

Byers2142 posted:

Except Kleedrac can come to the orgy, he's scum.

You want someone you think is scum at the orgy? You're just crazy this game :P

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

Byers2142 posted:

Except Kleedrac can come to the orgy, he's scum.

BUT YOU HAVE ADMITTED YOU WOULD LIKE TO LAY IN BED WITH SCUM

what's that about byers?

and don't you dare try your sly game of "oh i'm color blind so i missed the apostrophe and t i meant 'can't' routine"

I KNOW YOUR TRICKS

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

Kleedrac posted:

You want someone you think is scum at the orgy? You're just crazy this game :P

IT IS TIME FOR CONTENT GAME

you are hosting an orgy, you may only invite two other players into the orgydock with you

who would you choose and why?

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
Jesus, that should have said can't. He can't come.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

Byers2142 posted:

Jesus, that should have said can't. He can't come.

AHA!!

HE IS SO CORNERED HE'S DOING EXACTLY WHAT I SAID HE'D DO

let's kill him, folks

rip byers

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Ernie. posted:

IT IS TIME FOR CONTENT GAME

you are hosting an orgy, you may only invite two other players into the orgydock with you

who would you choose and why?

Hmmm, that needs some pondering.

Ok, this is a horror game, so having an orgy is basically a "kill me" flag for spirits, yes? So you'd want to draw in people that you either think are scum (Kleedrac) or the game could do without. And I'm coming up blank on the second one, so I'd probably say if it's only two and I'm trying to game horror movie rules it'd be Kleedrac to get the scum killed, and... Opop? Remove the likely lurker? Yeah, best I got.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Ernie. posted:

AHA!!

HE IS SO CORNERED HE'S DOING EXACTLY WHAT I SAID HE'D DO

let's kill him, folks

rip byers

It's not my fault, I'm colorblind!

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Byers2142 posted:

Jesus, that should have said can't. He can't come.

Well not if he doesn't go to the orgy no

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

byers, you are my only friend in this game

game of thrones taught me not to trust northern friends, so i'm backstabbing opop within the next ~3 posts

would you stand with me?

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Ernie. posted:

byers, you are my only friend in this game

game of thrones taught me not to trust northern friends, so i'm backstabbing opop within the next ~3 posts

would you stand with me?

For now? Yes.

Don't make me regret this loyalty, friend.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

##vote Opop

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
That was the backstab? I expected... more. Something grander.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


##vote ernie Joffrey claim

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

oh?

n0 investigation on opop

the result was 'complete and total sccum'

a very sad state of affairs

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Ernie. posted:

oh?

n0 investigation on opop

the result was 'complete and total sccum'

a very sad state of affairs

Still not enough. A backstab should be unexpected. Devious.

Like so.

##vote Ernie

Joke vote on me, changed to buddying with me, using my callout of Opop as a possible lurker to drive his "backstab" target. I let him make his play, and it was scummy.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
To answer the orgy question I would take Ernie and Byers because hatesex is best sex.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

Byers2142 posted:

Still not enough. A backstab should be unexpected. Devious.

Like so.

##vote Ernie

Joke vote on me, changed to buddying with me, using my callout of Opop as a possible lurker to drive his "backstab" target. I let him make his play, and it was scummy.

oh poo poo i really didn't see that coming

of course i have tricked you!!!!

##vote byers

i wanted you to make a case on me so i ccan judge your character. i have found it lacking and scummy!

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

Asiina posted:

To answer the orgy question I would take Ernie and Byers because hatesex is best sex.

I would take ... Rarity and Meinberg into the finals with me.

:agesilaus:

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

Ernie. posted:

I would take ... Rarity and Meinberg into the finals with me.

:agesilaus:

too soon

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Asiina posted:

To answer the orgy question I would take Ernie and Byers because hatesex is best sex.

I don't hate you.

Ernie. posted:

oh poo poo i really didn't see that coming

of course i have tricked you!!!!

##vote byers

i wanted you to make a case on me so i ccan judge your character. i have found it lacking and scummy!

A likely ruse, villain. 'Twas fate and chance that put us on opposite sides, but to employ the villain's own balde against him is a sweet form of irony that I enjoy.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

Asiina posted:

too soon

d-drat, I should have made that joke 'I would take Rarity and Meinberg to the finish line'

:(

I threw it all away

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

Byers2142 posted:

I don't hate you.

I was more talking about enjoying the aggressiveness you have towards each other. It'd be perfect for an angry orgy.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
This thread isn't nearly as scary as I thought it would be. It's just sexy.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Asiina posted:

This thread isn't nearly as scary as I thought it would be. It's just sexy.

I don't know, the mental image of an actual goon orgy should scare the poo poo out of anyone.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

I am here because I'm a mental patient. Late at night I hear the voices of every townie I've ever murdered.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

Byers2142 posted:

I don't know, the mental image of an actual goon orgy should scare the poo poo out of anyone.

When the lights are off and you don't know whose skinny chicken arms are wrapped around whose sweaty, clammy slabs of fat, that's where the magic happens. There is no judgment in that place.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Ernie. posted:

I am here because I'm a mental patient. Late at night I hear the voices of every townie I've ever murdered.

Scum claim?

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Asiina posted:

When the lights are off and you don't know whose skinny chicken arms are wrapped around whose sweaty, clammy slabs of fat, that's where the magic happens. There is no judgment in that place.

Truth.

I will also take Ernie and Byers to the orgy room!

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Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Wow rude. I guess I'll just go pleasure myself then, harumph!

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