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HollywoodDialysis
Jan 19, 2005

not doing nothing
Grimey Drawer
Found this New Yorker article just now,

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/trapped-inside-a-tom-waits-song

and from October 2014...
http://www.somethingawful.com/news/tom-waits-characters/

Spooky?

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

holy gently caress.. ebaumsworld'd again

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Buncha loving jews stealing our white humor

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Amanda Huggensuck
Nov 8, 2012
its odd reading a front page article

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

amityville anus posted:

Buncha loving jews stealing our white humor

more like jew yorker

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
Isn't the New Yorker the rag that LOVES Lena Dumbham?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
they also LOVE the smell of rancid fish and bags of cottage cheese

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
New Yorker getting Hentai Reviews sponsored by J List soon

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
I guess the extremely gifted and funny River Clegg assumed that no one reads the something awful front page?

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

amityville anus posted:

they also LOVE the smell of rancid fish and bags of cottage cheese

He already said Lena Dunham

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
who is zack parsons really

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
well not every leeching hack from the northeast can be called Denis Leary

Outpulse
Feb 11, 2009

No. 6 posted:

He already said Lena Dunham

:vince:

darkerthantheday
Jul 21, 2007
Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt…with documents!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrUOQhpcQDU

1: That sweater.
2: How he holds that mic.
3: River. Not Rivers. River.

darkerthantheday fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Apr 17, 2015

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Rambling Robot posted:

Isn't the New Yorker the rag that LOVES Lena Dumbham?

every new york magazine loves any other new yorker because theyre proud of their sinking sewer city for some reason

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
wait theres a front page of something awful?

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

No. 6 posted:

He already said Lena Dunham

oh poo poo

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
the River Clegg runs shallow

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Shinjobi posted:

who is zack parsons really

He posts under the pen name "elpintogrande"

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

notZaar posted:

He posts under the pen name "elpintogrande"

but who is he REALLY

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
SA is finally relevant again,.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Could this be more inflammatory than a cat cartoon?:todd:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
liberal elistists do it again!!!!!

naem
May 29, 2011

Zack ripped us off for that whiskey front page article one time but I like his apocalypse stories

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Zach Parsons articles are my second favorite thing about something awful dot com, just behind poo poo posting.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BijChf8ROJU

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Poisoned womb.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

InterFaced posted:

Zach Parsons articles are my second favorite thing about something awful dot com, just behind poo poo posting.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005



Someone spent time making this stupid poo poo.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND!

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


this but unironically

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
tl;dr

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

amityville anus posted:

Buncha loving jews stealing our white humor

smooches

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Looks like Parsons got Nyorkered.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
There are like seven jokes you can make about Tom Waits and none of them are very good. Props to whoever for trying but you really can't beat Zak when it comes to this kind of sparse, eerie prose.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

out of all the lovely SA articles they decided to steal that one lol

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Don Tacorleone posted:

out of all the lovely SA articles they decided to steal that one lol

don't worry you will always be bottom of the barrel crap

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Shinjobi posted:

but who is he REALLY

midwestern history teacher, married to Susan. Susan loves horses, especially plush horses. His son loves tanks, especially green plastic tanks. unlike most of their neighbors they do not have fetlife accounts. they want to move.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

gnarlyhotep posted:

don't worry you will always be bottom of the barrel crap

drat gnarl why you gotta get personal bro

my self esteem hurts now

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Don Tacorleone posted:

drat gnarl why you gotta get personal bro

my self esteem hurts now

I call em like I see em

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