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 I'm really only comfortable posting a picture of a happy chicken who has laid many eggs. I am wondering if we could maybe discuss the safety of the chicken.
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cthulusnewzulubbq posted:http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken
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Apr 17, 2015 04:28
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if only he had a thompson gun 
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Apr 17, 2015 04:36
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The chicken has a smart phone though, so if it's in trouble it can call for help. Also it's sending its friends pictures, so if they need to find him they can probably use those.
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Apr 17, 2015 05:01
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detectivemonkey posted:The chicken has a smart phone though, so if it's in trouble it can call for help. Also it's sending its friends pictures, so if they need to find him they can probably use those. This was an overlooked point in my initial assessment of this chicken's safety.
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Apr 17, 2015 05:04
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Send lawyers, guns, and money, Detectivemonkey. The poo poo has hit the fan.
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Apr 17, 2015 05:05
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I voted FREE RANGE but now see this chicken was involved in marketing (I did not read past the first post before I voted). I also don't understand why everyone hasn't voted FREE RANGE. You guys must not like getting laid.
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Apr 17, 2015 05:06
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Luvcow posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiHz58Mu0lc I like that chicken!
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Apr 17, 2015 05:08
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detectivemonkey posted:The chicken has a smart phone though, so if it's in trouble it can call for help. Also it's sending its friends pictures, so if they need to find him they can probably use those. a close-up pic of a counter w/ eggs, a black man, log, country side with cgi geico sign yeah good luck finding him with that info, detectivemonkey
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Apr 17, 2015 05:09
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Ok... poo poo has officially hit the fan for this chicken.I.C. posted:I voted FREE RANGE but now see this chicken was involved in marketing (I did not read past the first post before I voted). Yes, I was initially uncomfortable posting about this chicken but after seeing the commercial multiple times I felt it best to bring this to people's attention best i could.
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Apr 17, 2015 05:10
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How many eggs will this chicken make before I have to take all of its feathers off and cook it?
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Apr 17, 2015 05:12
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Rickycat posted:a close-up pic of a counter w/ eggs, a black man, log, country side with cgi geico sign yeah good luck finding him with that info, detectivemonkey I don't think a chicken knows how to turn off geotagging.
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Apr 17, 2015 05:12
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You should be worried about the safety of all chickens or no chickens it is racist to feel otherwise OP.
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Apr 17, 2015 05:15
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:You should be worried about the safety of all chickens or no chickens it is racist to feel otherwise OP. I think OP is worried about all chickens. OP is a little mouse strumming a tiny guitar, worrying about all of the chickens and trying to raise awareness to the cause of chickens driving. I forgot what was going on, but I think we all agree that chickens are in danger somehow but are a really good source of eggs.
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Apr 17, 2015 05:30
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When I raped all of those chickens on the school field trip everyone said I was just an excitable boy
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Apr 17, 2015 05:36
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cockshamed
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Apr 17, 2015 05:37
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Cool chook pics
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Apr 17, 2015 05:45
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i got 6 easter egger chicks on wednesday
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Apr 17, 2015 06:26
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Voted boundaries Please set boundaries for your chickens. If your chickens ignore the rules and leave the safety area you have set aside for them, they will probably get eaten. We lost a lot of chickens over the years to feral dogs, cats, weasels, raccoons, possums, hawks, owls, bobcats, and other things that roam outside the chicken boundaries. Stay inside, chickens.
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Apr 17, 2015 06:32
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we do the best we can but i think its pretty much impossible to keep chickens and never lose one to a predator unless you just have a few as pets that stay in a tractor or building at all times once something dug into one of our pens and killed a dozen meat birds, guts everywhere, it was a massacre. but thankfully it didnt get to our egg layers
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Apr 17, 2015 06:40
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Darf posted:free range
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Apr 17, 2015 06:41
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Id have a weird look on my face too if I was watching someone eat something I just shitted out.
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Apr 17, 2015 06:43
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Voted boundaries You actually have chickens. Okay, having boundaries makes sense. I'd like to change my vote to whatever Queen Caucus says is the best way for chickens. Thank you, QC.
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Apr 17, 2015 06:49
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See this is the input I was looking for, professional chickeners seem to think a chicken needs boundaries. I'm wondering if anyone can locate this chicken and maybe confirm that it is still safe.
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Apr 17, 2015 14:04
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I drove past a chicken (not sure if it was this one) on the highway the other day and it seemed fine.
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Apr 17, 2015 14:16
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Can you describe the chicken you saw?
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Apr 17, 2015 14:21
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It was just a regular highway chicken I guess. Skull tattoo on the left breast.
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Apr 17, 2015 14:27
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Chicken already got a tattoo... 
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Apr 17, 2015 14:42
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Apr 17, 2015 14:42
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Reminder that according to Burger King chickens are sexually and romantically attracted to chicken fries
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Apr 17, 2015 14:43
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no goku to choose, refuse to vote
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Apr 17, 2015 14:44
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Please... this is about the safety of this chicken
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Apr 17, 2015 14:45
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Luvcow posted:Reminder that according to Burger King chickens are sexually and romantically attracted to chicken fries I think the fries are the ultimate end of your chicken friend.
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Apr 17, 2015 14:45
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Don't be a chicken for the chicken! She's got this poo poo on lock son.
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Apr 17, 2015 14:47
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Please.... Please don't troll. I'm p sure the chicken sent another picture with her smart phone just this morning, though her being processed into chicken fries is a valid concern.
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Apr 17, 2015 14:47
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Apr 17, 2015 14:54
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Luvcow posted:Reminder that according to Burger King chickens are sexually and romantically attracted to chicken fries They are actually attracted to normal french fries, and chicken fries are the offspring resulting from this unholy union
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Apr 17, 2015 15:02
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I just don't want your chicken to end up like my chickens I'm coming to you from a place of concern
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Apr 17, 2015 17:35
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You seem like a good chicken owner and I thank you
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You want an order of cock with a side of cock?
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