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| Luke Rockhold |
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21 | 21.00% |
| Lyoto Machida |
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31 | 31.00% |
| Felice Herrig |
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| Paige VanZant |
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31 | 31.00% |
Jim Miller  |
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15 | 15.00% |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YChL6tQvcY Let's set the mood for what is objectively the sexiest main event in UFC history: it's UFC on FOX 15: Machida vs. Rockhold. It feels so good, having former Light Heavyweight Champ Lyoto Machida and former Strikeforce Middleweight Champ Luke Rockhold fight each other on my TV. Don't try to fight the takedown baby, ain't no use. We're along for the ride. UFC Fight Night: Machida vs. Rockhold: 8 p.m. ET on FOX  vs.  Oh, what a groove. You have no idea, how it feels. My hands just won't keep still Machida's been on a tear at middleweight, having fights of the night with Gegard Mousasi and current champ Chris Weidman, and a performance of the night headkick KO over his Heterosexual Training Partner Mark Munoz. Despite a rocky introduction against Vitor Belfort, Rockhold has also looked excellent, finishing Costas Philippou, Tim Boetsch and Michael Bisping, the latter two performances ranking among SomethingAwful's submissions of the year.  vs.  This one's not as conventionally handsome as the main, but if you can get past Jacare's weird-shaped head and pinched face and Chris Camozzi's inherent existence, it's not so bad. This is an unfortunate rematch no one wanted to see as a replacement for a much cooler fight that was supposed to happen with Yoel Romero, but Camozzi's back on his third UFC stint now that he was the only person willing to fight Jacare on a week's notice. Realistically this is a time trial for Jacare to see if he can beat his ghost data, so Camozzi will likely be looking at a 6-7 UFC record inside of a round.  vs.  *Barry White record screeches as the orgy comes to a grinding halt* This'll potentially be a really fun fight but hot drat does it ruin my weird forced “sexy card” theme. Cub Swanson's late-career resurgence has finally been derailed by Frankie Edgar, but it should still be a good litmus test for where Max Holloway is at as he is about 12 years old so he's at that stage where he's noticably improving between every fight. Whatever happens I hope it's a finish so we can get to the hotties faster  Speaking of, let's change up the theme to something a little more sentimental for a potentially important strawweight bout. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfg97-5uhFQ  vs.  Just a fool to believe I have anything she needs... she's like the wind Will Felice Herrig put Baby in a corner or will the model-turned-fighter add another notch to her gloves on the way to breaking Jon Jones' record for youngest champion? We'll see! It's hard to call as Felice is an unfortunate early women's veteran who probably peaked before the big show but VanZant is green enough that  where she's at tbh.OTHER poo poo TO WATCH UFC Fight Night FOX Prelims: 6 p.m. ET Saturday, April 18, on FOX Jim Miller vs. Beneil Dariush Ovince Saint Preux vs. Patrick Cummins Corey Anderson vs. Gian Villante Takeya Mizugaki vs. Aljamain Sterling UFC Fight Night Early Prelims: 4:30 p.m. ET Saturday, April 18 on UFC Fight Pass George Sullivan vs. Tim Means Diego Brandão vs. Jimy Hettes Eddie Gordon vs. Chris Dempsey Weigh-ins: 4 p.m. ET Friday, April 17 MMA Snack Rating: chocolate covered strawberries  Ingredients 6 ounces semisweet chocolate, chopped 3 ounces white chocolate, chopped 1 pound strawberries with stems (about 20), washed and dried very well Directions Put the semisweet and white chocolates into 2 separate heatproof medium bowls. Fill 2 medium saucepans with a couple inches of water and bring to a simmer over medium heat. Turn off the heat; set the bowls of chocolate over the water to melt. Stir until smooth. (Alternatively, melt the chocolates in a microwave at half power, for 1 minute, stir and then heat for another minute or until melted.) Once the chocolates are melted and smooth, remove from the heat. Line a sheet pan with parchment or waxed paper. Holding the strawberry by the stem, dip the fruit into the dark chocolate, lift and twist slightly, letting any excess chocolate fall back into the bowl. Set strawberries on the parchment paper. Repeat with the rest of the strawberries. Dip a fork in the white chocolate and drizzle the white chocolate over the dipped strawberries. Set the strawberries aside until the chocolate sets, about 30 minutes. Bluedeanie fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Apr 17, 2015 |
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Apr 17, 2015 04:16
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gently caress you if you don't vote for Jim Miller re: all things
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Apr 17, 2015 04:33
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bic-kNQe4w MILLER TIME, BITCHES
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Apr 17, 2015 04:34
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Outstanding OP
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Apr 17, 2015 04:51
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go patrick cummins
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Apr 17, 2015 14:41
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Apr 17, 2015 16:15
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Weigh ins are happening I guess. (I cannot watch them right now.)
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Apr 17, 2015 21:17
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Bluedeanie posted:Weigh ins are happening I guess. (I cannot watch them right now.) joe has huge bags under his eyes like he hasnt had a full nights sleep in weeks
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Apr 17, 2015 21:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq-Jw03XIvs Didn't watch the whole thing but Felice cosplayed as Wilma Flinstone or something. Also Cub looks short as gently caress next to Hollaway.
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Apr 17, 2015 21:45
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drat this card is sexy
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Apr 17, 2015 22:04
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Lloyd Boner posted:drat this card is sexy Holloway almost cancels it all out though. Here's to hoping my main monkey loving pee drinking homie beats the pretty off of Rockhold forever.
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Apr 17, 2015 22:33
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I think Jacare is strangely attractive. Also hoping to beat his ghost data was a great description
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Apr 17, 2015 23:47
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I didn't realize Cub's fighting on this card. His post WEC run has been really fun to watch.
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Apr 18, 2015 00:03
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felice thinks a mortal combat character ripped off her image because she chewed bubblegum in a selfie once, is talking to lawyers
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Apr 18, 2015 01:24
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Ban everyone who thinks Machida is more attractive than Luke.
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Apr 18, 2015 01:29
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Ban everyone who thinks Machida is more attractive than Luke. Rockhold is like a more muscular but less attractive Jon Hamm, which obviously is still a great thing to be. Machida has a much better smolder though so it's an easy win for him
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Apr 18, 2015 01:54
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That's a sick lat spread from Machida. edit: it may be shadows fooling me. I'm going to stare at this picture for just 5 more minutes. Sweaty IT Nerd fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Apr 18, 2015 |
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Apr 18, 2015 03:52
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contract arona to fight rockhold please ufc machida is decent looking until he opens his mouth and you see his awful teeth
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Apr 18, 2015 03:54
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Ban everyone who thinks Machida is more attractive than Luke. Machida is Brazilian and exotic whereas Luke is just a bro from Santa Cruz a true dime a dozen kind of guy, in my humble opinion.
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Apr 18, 2015 04:36
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The NJ State Athletic Control Board apparently announced that some kind of instant replay will be available for this event. http://www.mmanews.com/instant-replay-to-be-used-during-saturdays-ufc-on-fox-15-event-in-new-jersey/ They said they won't "nitpick" the referee, but that it'll be available if they absolutely have to look at it tomorrow. Not sure what that means. Maybe they won't argue fouls and judgment calls, but maybe its there for DQ situations? I dunno.
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Apr 18, 2015 05:18
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Make sure to get your Goonweight picks in! http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3702701&pagenumber=2#post444030234
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Apr 18, 2015 06:35
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Northjayhawk posted:The NJ State Athletic Control Board apparently announced that some kind of instant replay will be available for this event. I expect for this to not matter at all. Also, @ goon that thinks Jacare is pretty: I concur. I for some reason have always thought he looked like The Rock
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Apr 18, 2015 07:29
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MassRafTer posted:Make sure to get your Goonweight picks in! http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3702701&pagenumber=2#post444030234 I'm really glad to see there's one person on the Camozzi train. Shine on you crazy diamond!
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Apr 18, 2015 07:48
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Pwny_Xpress posted:Also, @ goon that thinks Jacare is pretty: I concur. I for some reason have always thought he looked like The Rock Jacare is the dude that kicks the door of your house down to get to you, his raw masculinity overpowering your senses 
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Apr 18, 2015 07:58
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Luke Rockhold is an Abercrombie model that is really good at fighting, Machida is a strange man with bad eyebrows who drinks his own pee. This has been your issue of MMA GQ for the evening.
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Apr 18, 2015 08:00
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Ban everyone who thinks Machida is more attractive than Luke. Detroit_Dogg posted:Luke Rockhold is an Abercrombie model that is really good at fighting, Machida is a strange man with bad eyebrows who drinks his own pee.
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Apr 18, 2015 08:00
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I have strong opinions on fighters and their looks
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Apr 18, 2015 08:03
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Detroit_Dogg posted:I have strong opinions on fighters and their looks Well, spill it then motherfucker. Don't cocktease like that.
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Apr 18, 2015 14:04
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If Mark Hunt isn't #1 on your MMA fighters hot list, get yourself checked out.
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Apr 18, 2015 14:12
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Aurain posted:If Mark Hunt isn't #1 on your MMA fighters hot list, get yourself checked out. only face
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Apr 18, 2015 14:12
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Ban everyone who thinks Machida is more attractive than Luke. I'm more attracted to personality and piss chugging ability than just looks, personally.
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Apr 18, 2015 16:01
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It seems like Machida's shoulder is not 100%. He was grimacing pretty hard when he took off his shirt, and then didn't do his usual weigh in stance.
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Apr 18, 2015 16:04
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Looking good in Lugz is all that matters to me.
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Apr 18, 2015 16:07
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Tyree posted:It seems like Machida's shoulder is not 100%. He was grimacing pretty hard when he took off his shirt, and then didn't do his usual weigh in stance. Keep in mind he's also dehydrated, which 100% aggravates injuries.
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Apr 18, 2015 16:44
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OK fess up which one of y'all picked Felice Herrig as most attractive person on the card?
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Apr 18, 2015 17:27
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Have the prelims for Fox shows been on big Fox lately?
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Apr 18, 2015 18:43
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Charles Gnarwin posted:Have the prelims for Fox shows been on big Fox lately? Nah they are usually on FS1. I'm guessing FS1 has baseball all day so they switched it up.
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Apr 18, 2015 18:48
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This should be a pretty cool card and I'm kind of excited about it. There are some good fights on every portion of the card.
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Apr 18, 2015 18:56
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DumbWhiteGuy posted:This should be a pretty cool card and I'm kind of excited about it. There are some good fights on every portion of the card. Agreed. On my way to take the train up to Newark now. Lyoto will be in my prayers cause he's gonna lose a decision.
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Apr 18, 2015 20:45
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Since Dana is playing the "look best" tournament game (which is absurd because Luke obviously looks the best), I'm guessing that Rockhold chases a finish and gets starched coming in.
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Apr 18, 2015 21:02
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