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I didn't bother to pick up an extra bottle of literally the cheapest alcohol sold in NZ supermarkets, so I'm only half drunk. The annoying thing is that it only takes me about a bottle + 1 mug to get properly drunk. helb
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Apr 17, 2015 10:20
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krunk on life
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Apr 17, 2015 10:50
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check out this song i made up. my weener has a furst name, its wee wee wee wee wee, my weener hab a second nsme its woo woo woo woo woo
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Apr 17, 2015 10:52
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NZ? Just drive drunk. No one will care if you hit a sheep.
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Apr 17, 2015 10:52
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Universe Master posted:NZ? There's a cut off for selling alcohol from bottle stores and supermarkets, and I don't want to pay a 4000% premium to drink at a bar
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Apr 17, 2015 11:00
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buy a whole loaf of bread and a couple of cans of sterno. cut the ends off the bread and pour the sterno in one end. the poisonous methanol will mostly remain in the bread, and the drippings that come out will kind of, sort of be safeish to drink.
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Apr 17, 2015 11:02
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Nigmaetcetera posted:buy a whole loaf of bread and a couple of cans of sterno. cut the ends off the bread and pour the sterno in one end. the poisonous methanol will mostly remain in the bread, and the drippings that come out will kind of, sort of be safeish to drink. That or hit my head against a wall until I get dizzy
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Apr 17, 2015 11:04
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people are always hating on the lightweight drinkers but getting smashed for like $5 is pretty good imo dunno how you can hate on that
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Apr 17, 2015 11:04
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Cumslut1895 posted:That or hit my head against a wall until I get dizzy your idea is probably safer
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Apr 17, 2015 11:04
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i inject gasoline into my neck
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Apr 17, 2015 11:08
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Darf posted:i inject gasoline into my neck i told u i was hardcore
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Apr 17, 2015 11:35
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i don't believe anything a cum slut from the 1800's says
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Apr 17, 2015 11:38
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Uh, just go to sleep. Sleep is like death, and when you are dead you don't care about being drunk
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Apr 17, 2015 11:42
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Got some aftershave? Get into it son.
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Apr 17, 2015 11:46
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Darf posted:i don't believe anything a cum slut from the 1800's says Sonny, I'll show you a good time, as soon as I find my teeth
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Apr 17, 2015 11:53
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The Puppet Master posted:Uh, just go to sleep. Sleep is like death, and when you are dead you don't care about being drunk drat thats deep
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Apr 17, 2015 11:55
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In the 7th grade I once drank an entire bottle of Listerine in the bathroom trying to catch a buzz
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Apr 17, 2015 11:56
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if there was ever a time to dig out the old jenkem jar...
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Apr 17, 2015 12:00
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huff huff pass
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Apr 17, 2015 12:10
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jk i keep that poo poo for myself
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Apr 17, 2015 12:11
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Cumslut1895 posted:Sonny, I'll show you a good time, as soon as I find my teeth I think a cumslut without teeth is more valuable.
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Apr 17, 2015 12:13
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Universe Master posted:I think a cumslut without teeth is more valuable. okay Mr. Bundy
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Apr 17, 2015 13:33
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its tough to sleep without the proper amount of booze if youre an alcoholic, i hope you get more liquor in you 19th century cumslut
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Apr 17, 2015 13:35
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There is an apple in my refrigerator just waiting to get a buzz on.
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Apr 17, 2015 13:36
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If you filter your urine, the only thing left is pure alcohol. Some beer makers capitalize on this by setting special urinals outside of popular taverns which they then use to make their product. If a beer says "cold-filtered" on the side of the can that means it is filtered urine. "The More You Know"
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