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Unironically cancel Obamacare and plow the money into SDI in order to survive a Russian strategic counterstrike
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Zzulu posted:also, my uncle works at the Russian Aerospace Defense Forces and he says they already have suitcase nukes placed on American soil together with deep cover agents so they won't even need to deliver any bombs, they're already delivered suitcase nukes can only take out a few city blocks. We are going to hit just moscow with over 100 2 megaton warheads. 
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Apr 17, 2015 19:43
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I've already picked out my wasteland barbarian outfit.
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Apr 17, 2015 19:45
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Zzulu posted:I've already picked out my wasteland barbarian outfit.
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Apr 17, 2015 19:46
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I wonder for real how the russian nuclear icbm things look like now
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Apr 17, 2015 19:47
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SHISHKABOB posted:Actually most modern nuclear weapons operate via the process of fusion. which is triggered by a fission reaction 
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SHISHKABOB posted:Actually most modern nuclear weapons operate via the process of fusion.
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Apr 17, 2015 19:47
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Darth123123 posted:I look forward to US soldiers shooting Russian people.
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Rutibex posted:which is triggered by a fission reaction which is triggered by conventional explosives
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Apr 17, 2015 19:48
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Zzulu posted:I've already picked out my wasteland barbarian outfit. do these rubber tire pauldrons make me look fat?
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Noyemi K posted:which is triggered by conventional explosives a russian doll of explosions
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Apr 17, 2015 19:50
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Noyemi K posted:which is triggered by conventional explosives which are triggered by fire(spark)
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Apr 17, 2015 19:50
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welp im triggered now
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Apr 17, 2015 19:51
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gggiiimmmppp posted:hope you guys all stocked up on potassium iodide This isn't Fukushima that won't do poo poo
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Apr 17, 2015 19:51
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Decebal posted:which are triggered by fire(spark) preemptive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNhYJgDdCu4
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Apr 17, 2015 19:52
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Noyemi K posted:which is triggered by conventional explosives Truly the turducken of weapons
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Apr 17, 2015 19:52
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cool tree bro posted:russia probably has less than 200 functioning launch platforms lol Because Russia hasn't had 50 years to smuggle in suitcase nukes to every enemy country
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Apr 17, 2015 19:52
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I don't want to set the world on fire-
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soundtrack of this thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-gI_pFog0
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Decebal posted:which are triggered by fire(spark) The gun-type ones yeah, the other ones I think it's the same poo poo you use to trigger more modern explosives
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Apr 17, 2015 19:55
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soy posted:Because Russia hasn't had 50 years to smuggle in suitcase nukes to every enemy country furiously jacking off over suitcase nukes, most of which won't go off and the rest which don't exist life isnt a tom clancey book you stupid nerd
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Apr 17, 2015 19:55
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cool tree bro posted:furiously jacking off over suitcase nukes, most of which won't go off and the rest which don't exist I'd vote for president Harrison Ford and after the new star wars he might have a legit chance.
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Apr 17, 2015 19:57
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cool tree bro posted:furiously jacking off over suitcase nukes, most of which won't go off and the rest which don't exist famous last words rip
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Apr 17, 2015 19:57
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sounds hot
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Apr 17, 2015 19:57
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Russia has always been the endgame for America https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T4MClfHOiY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6yCyMEX99M America hasn't been to war with a real country since WW2 and they entered that war when Germany was on its last legs already. It's time to slay the slav once and for all in the true war to end all wars
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Apr 17, 2015 19:58
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megadeath
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Apr 17, 2015 19:58
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Zzulu posted:Russia has always been the endgame for America Why do goons keep saying this? US entered WW2 in late 1941.
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Apr 17, 2015 19:59
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Nuclear weapons are kind of hot  All those long, thick ICBM's i'm getting a bit turned on to be honest 
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Apr 17, 2015 20:00
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unpacked robinhood posted:I wonder for real how the russian nuclear icbm things look like now probably all the nuke material was taken out and sold on the black market by starving russian soldiers years ago.
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Apr 17, 2015 20:01
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good.
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Apr 17, 2015 20:02
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USA finally won the cold war. We just had to buy Rustoleum.
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Apr 17, 2015 20:05
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I get a massive, baseball bat erection when I hear 'mericas going to war 
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Apr 17, 2015 20:05
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can't wait until russia becomes another universe of beautiful, americanized rats
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Apr 17, 2015 20:06
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Noyemi K posted:I get a massive, baseball bat erection when I hear 'mericas going to war We were born through war, and war made us great We're the modern day romans
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Apr 17, 2015 20:06
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going to laugh my rear end off if a slapfight between who gets to dramatically increase eletricity costs of freezing Ukranians results in a nuclear exchange
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Apr 17, 2015 20:10
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I look forward to being vaporized by sweet nuclear fire
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Apr 17, 2015 20:12
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Mad max was a pretty good movie
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Apr 17, 2015 20:12
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Zzulu posted:Russia has always been the endgame for America Or just let Putin run the country into the ground until his natural death, or until he disappears when the Russian mafia collapses.
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Apr 17, 2015 20:14
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Wonder when the first U.S KIA will happen. 'merica will poo poo its pants.
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Apr 17, 2015 20:15
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gently caress the Republic. posted:Or just let Putin run the country into the ground until his natural death, or until he disappears when the Russian mafia collapses. Russia does do pretty good job of owning itself harder than anyone else could ever hope to
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