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Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
Looking to get a kickstarter going for my custom fit dowels for your bowels!

Ever think "I wish i had some handcrafted wood that not only looked great on the coffee table, but also fit my anus perfectly?"

Simply submit a pic in the goatman format and we will custom fit a giant wooden rod specifically designed to aid in whatever use you see fit, from the club to the cafe, take your dowel with you anywhere you suspect people are wondering "I wonder what's up his rear end".

prototype:



Stay on the lookout for our next project, Trowel for Jowls

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Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
your dowel is poo poo, dirty and looks like a stick

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
suck my big sweaty hog, op

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 258 days!)

Re: You are infringing on intellectual property!

Both "Dowels for Bowels", and "Trowels for Jowls" are the intellectual property of Sir Jeremy Clarkson. Please cease and desist immediately!

Dewey, Cheatum, and Urrrurrd,
Solicitors at law
Hartfordshire, UK

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
op please shove wood in your rear end immediately tia

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
hurr im op stirring my hot chocolate with a dowel like a retard

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009

West SAAB Story posted:

Re: You are infringing on intellectual property!

Both "Dowels for Bowels", and "Trowels for Jowls" are the intellectual property of Sir Jeremy Clarkson. Please cease and desist immediately!

Dewey, Cheatum, and Urrrurrd,
Solicitors at law
Hartfordshire, UK

What aboot if i change the name to "poo poo Stick"

Cant stop, wont stop. Not until you pry the custom fit dowel from my cold dead rear end.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 258 days!)

Rajjoble posted:

What aboot if i change the name to "poo poo Stick"

That still describes Clarkson.. but also Hammond.

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Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Something, something, TFR joke about pencils.

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