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Looking to get a kickstarter going for my custom fit dowels for your bowels! Ever think "I wish i had some handcrafted wood that not only looked great on the coffee table, but also fit my anus perfectly?" Simply submit a pic in the goatman format and we will custom fit a giant wooden rod specifically designed to aid in whatever use you see fit, from the club to the cafe, take your dowel with you anywhere you suspect people are wondering "I wonder what's up his rear end". prototype: Stay on the lookout for our next project, Trowel for Jowls
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 22:12 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 11:24 |
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your dowel is poo poo, dirty and looks like a stick
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 22:13 |
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suck my big sweaty hog, op
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 22:14 |
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Re: You are infringing on intellectual property! Both "Dowels for Bowels", and "Trowels for Jowls" are the intellectual property of Sir Jeremy Clarkson. Please cease and desist immediately! Dewey, Cheatum, and Urrrurrd, Solicitors at law Hartfordshire, UK
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 22:14 |
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op please shove wood in your rear end immediately tia
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 22:15 |
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hurr im op stirring my hot chocolate with a dowel like a retard
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 22:17 |
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West SAAB Story posted:Re: You are infringing on intellectual property! What aboot if i change the name to "poo poo Stick" Cant stop, wont stop. Not until you pry the custom fit dowel from my cold dead rear end.
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 22:28 |
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Rajjoble posted:What aboot if i change the name to "poo poo Stick" That still describes Clarkson.. but also Hammond.
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 22:29 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 11:24 |
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Something, something, TFR joke about pencils.
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 22:30 |