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Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
Gee have a swell day there buddy aluminum diapers

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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
gosh darnit friggin heck!

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

durrrrr i like guns n freedumbs haw haw

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcUi6UEQh00

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
it is hard to stereotype such a vibrant culture though op

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
car-mel matchie-aydoh

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

mdm posted:

car-mel matchie-aydoh

kara-mehl mach-ayadohhh

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
We, the workers of Dunkirk, New York, declare that the length of time of labour required under the present system is too great, and that, far from leaving the worker time for rest and education, it plunges him into a condition of servitude but little better than slavery. That is why we decide that 8 hours are enough for a working-day, and ought to be legally recognised as enough; why we call to our help that powerful lever, the press; ... and why we shall consider all those that refuse us this help as enemies of the reform of labour and of the rights of the labourer.

The first and great necessity of the present, to free the labour of this country from capitalistic slavery, is the passing of a law by which eight hours shall be the normal working-day in all States of the American Union. We are resolved to put forth all our strength until this glorious result is attained.

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
american isn't in accent, it's just the normal way of talking obviously

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Otto von Ruthless posted:

gah dang rootin tootin left mah popsicle in mah fanny pack

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
wait do non americans not say popsicle?

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Otto von Ruthless posted:

wait do non americans not say popsicle?

it's called an ice lolly

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
Oh my gawd

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
oh mah gawud

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

it's called an ice lolly

:lol: very dignified britain

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Chi-powl-tee

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB9fwJDweaU

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
I read all post in an American accent. I'm American aka correct nationality

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
gently caress. You.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

youre wife posted:

I read all post in an American accent. I'm American aka correct nationality

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
gewrrrg dubya boush

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

youre wife posted:

I read all post in an American accent. I'm American aka correct nationality

himajinga
Mar 19, 2003

Und wenn du lange in einen Schuh blickst, blickt der Schuh auch in dich hinein.
Warsh

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
IN THE MARINES THEY TEACH US NOT TO PISS ON OUR HANDS

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
hi please note my clunky new balance sneakers, my ill-fitting shirt over my fat loving body, my oakley sunglasses, my baseball cap and my goatee

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

rear end cobra posted:

hi please note my clunky new balance sneakers, my ill-fitting shirt over my fat loving body, my oakley sunglasses, my baseball cap and my goatee

but enough about leeds uhh i mean chicago

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
"i loves you, Porgy, don't let him take me,
don't let him handle me and drive me mad.
i want to stay here, with you forever,
tra la, la la la,
allooominumm, allooominumm, allooominumm."

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
*Burps* USA!!! FREEDOM! YEAH!!! *Burps*

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
heh hellaw thar partna
shootin some a-rabs
i onleh vote about aborshoon even though the ishya never reallah changies
*faaaaaaaaaart*
*sound of a foil potato chip bag being torn open along the face of the bag instead of at the top*

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2yDVYj7czQ

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
Why yes, I would like to bomb countries full of brown people. Especially if those countries have vast oil resources.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

Dr.Smasher posted:

Why yes, I would like to bomb countries full of brown people. Especially if those countries have vast oil resources.

..but being brown and full of people who worship false gods is enough.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
sup ya'll

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)


sup is something you eat.

Its WASSSAAAAAAAP, don't you remember 199whatever?

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat
At some places in America they don't have small/medium/large drinks they have "regular" (medium) or large because to order anything small is both shameful and disgraceful. Take that poo poo right off the menu!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
durrrrrr, i am a white man

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

At some places in America they don't have small/medium/large drinks they have "regular" (medium) or large because to order anything small is both shameful and disgraceful. Take that poo poo right off the menu!

We call that place "Starbucks." Perhaps you have heard of it.

I remember the last time I tried to order a 16oz drink with my food. Everyone looked at me like I shat on a plate. NOPE, GOTTA HAVE MORE THAN A POUND OF LIQUIDS WITH IT.

I go to McDonalds to get the large sized iced tea for only $1, so I am still to blame.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Jim Jefferies does a surprisingly good US accent here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL8JEEt2RxI

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


BWAAAAHHHH!

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ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
I can't do that Spanish rolling 'r' sound

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