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who would win in a straight up fight?
Goku
tim allen
caramel macchiatto
who?
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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Tim Allen has access to all the cocaine and binford tools in the world, but can't take advice from Wilson


Goku can call on his spirit bomb, but only within the detroit metro area

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West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 253 days!)

this thread hellagay

ZergRushing
Oct 1, 2004
tim alien can just call in a fleet of ufos to wipe out goku and stupid dragon heaven, suck it weeaboos

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Whoever wins the audience loses

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
voted :goku:

www
Aug 4, 2010

goku

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
I just realized I've never actually seen an episode of DBZ. I've heard there's an episode where they literally go to the DMV.

I bet its better than anything Tim Allen's been in.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
dr manhattan

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

As of this post's writing this poll is rightfully close as gently caress.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Goku is based on a japanese children's tale who overcame crazy strong aliens and became a mythical figure

Tim Allen killed Santa Claus, a mythical figure

advantage Tim Allen

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Jonathan Taylor Thomas will destroy us all

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


You had a good idea OP but lack the effort or follow-through necessary to make a funny or good thread. Voted 1. gently caress you.

Amos Moses
Oct 13, 2012

by Ralp
vegeta or al

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Goku would rip off Tim Allen's head and poo poo down his neck.

The real question is Goku vs Urkel.

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo
ruh ruh ruh

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 253 days!)

Wilsons' power is over nine comfortable hats

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
*al borland is powering up his attack*

I

DONT

THINK

SO

TIM!

* a wave of power destroys the binford tools studio*

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tim Allen cucked by Goku? Who then steals his caramel macchiato? Causing him to kill he's famil?

Pretty drat problematic if you ask me.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Jill Taylor vs Chi Chi

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!


guuuuuuh ?

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
whose gonna take care of bitchboy gohan

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
Tim Allen vs Goku

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here
The contest is power up scream vs. manly grunting.

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes
They end up bonding over ways to avoid spending time with your family

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 253 days!)

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme posted:

They end up bonding over ways to avoid spending time with your family

while in jail for drugs?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme posted:

They end up bonding over ways to avoid spending time with your family

"These people love us and treasure our company."

"Lame let's go eat a ton of food."

This is what the 90s male actually believed.

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
Fun fact, the actor who played Al died during the android attack on south city between seasons 1 and 2

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



HD DAD posted:

the actor who played Al

His name is Richard Karn fyi. :eng101:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Tim Allen. Why is this even a question?

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
Tim Allen has *checks scouter* MORE POWER LEVEL UGH UGH UGH

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes
What kinds of transformations does the Tool Man have?

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 253 days!)

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme posted:

What kinds of transformations does the Tool Man have?

Cokeblaster, Wifebeater, and the rest need to be unlocked AFAIK.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.
Put this on repeat tia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Otto von Ruthless posted:

*al borland is powering up his attack*

I

DONT

THINK

SO

TIM!

* a wave of power destroys the binford tools studio*

YES.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
i surrender my spirit energy to goku, he's in the area anyway

WINNINGHARD
Oct 4, 2014

tim allen and goku are insanely powerful entities

i will side with the guy who spent 2.5 years in a federal prison and then went on to become a multimillionaire via family-friendly comedy

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i think goku's got this one

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


My power is maximum ruh ruh ruh



I don't think so Broly

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i doubt goku would even have to use a spirit bomb

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

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