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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Coming home from work and taking my jeans off.

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

ahhhhhh yeahhhh.. *cracks open a bud* *queues up the anime*

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Good thing you have a second pair of jeans on underneath!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

working, in jeans

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
im a jean model

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Goku Jeans

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Add today's socks to yesterday's pile of work socks, strategically positioned on the living room floor.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Coming home from work and taking my spanx off

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 288 days!)

Coming home from wo.. oh I'm still here. gently caress! :sigh:

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
crack open a beer, peel the condoms out of my rear end, livin da life

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I've lived with a few people that seem to shed their clothes as soon as they get home. I never got that, I stay fully clothed until I'm ready for bed/a bath. I mean its kinda sexy when the girlfriends just lounge around in their underwear, but sometimes its like, "put some friggin' clothes on!"

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Charles Bukowski posted:

I've lived with a few people that seem to shed their clothes as soon as they get home. I never got that, I stay fully clothed until I'm ready for bed/a bath. I mean its kinda sexy when the girlfriends just lounge around in their underwear, but sometimes its like, "put some friggin' clothes on!"

when is it like that

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
When is what part of what I said like that?

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
OP puts on gym shorts to lounge around in that have never even seen sunlight nevermind the inside of a gym

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Charles Bukowski posted:

When is what part of what I said like that?

the last part

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I never take my wranglers off unless its to gently caress ooah

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Off with the sad rags on with the glad rags!

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 288 days!)

exspurt analcyst posted:

Off with the sad rags on with the glad rags!

that your granddad had to cuck

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



lol if you wear pants

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Sometimes I feel its sets their mood and intentions for the rest of the evening. If they strip and flop down on the couch/bed and start watching tv or whatever, it doesn't seem like they're much into going out for the evening or something. Some of this is just communication, but I also don't want to make them feel like they have to change what they want to do.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 288 days!)

Charles Bukowski posted:

Sometimes I feel its sets their mood and intentions for the rest of the evening. If they strip and flop down on the couch/bed and start watching tv or whatever, it doesn't seem like they're much into going out for the evening or something. Some of this is just communication, but I also don't want to make them feel like they have to change what they want to do.

since when can doormats post

SopWATh
Jun 1, 2000
casual Friday means jeans at work, woo :/


When I get home, I'm still puttin' on some sweat pants and drinking some beer.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

West SAAB Story posted:

since when can doormats post

If assholes can post then why not doormats?

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 288 days!)

Charles Bukowski posted:

If assholes can post then why not doormats?

The tactile nature of assholes, probably. Doormats just lie there. But enough about your life..

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im buck naked at every available opportunity

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
just do what i did, convince your boss to let you wear your tac. kilt to work, no more sweaty thighs / heat rash. they might ask you to bring in your own chair but t's worth it.

mucocele
Nov 3, 2012
Same, but with my bra.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Pants, shirt, bra come off.

Tank top and shorts go on.

This is my after class ritual.

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
Everybody's workin' for the weekend, OP!

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

I strip naked and drag my bare rear end and balls around on the carpet like an unruly dog

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Charles Bukowski posted:

Sometimes I feel its sets their mood and intentions for the rest of the evening. If they strip and flop down on the couch/bed and start watching tv or whatever, it doesn't seem like they're much into going out for the evening or something. Some of this is just communication, but I also don't want to make them feel like they have to change what they want to do.

just gently caress instead

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Why would I want to do that?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
gently caress you, gets-to-wear-comfortable-clothing rear end in a top hat.

Loqieu
Feb 27, 2001

Ho-boy, TGIF, right?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

gggiiimmmppp posted:

lol if you wear pants

Yeah this i recently donated all of my real pants and replaced them with 10 pairs of cargo shorts. One of the best moves i ever made

You dont even really need 10

nonazis
Oct 13, 2014

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.

thathonkey posted:

Yeah this i recently donated all of my real pants and replaced them with 10 pairs of cargo shorts. One of the best moves i ever made

You dont even really need 10

See, I kinda went the other direction and traded all my real pants for one pair of top of the line slacks.

I wish I had more than one. I go to the dry cleaners every day.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBS4Gi1y_nc&t=262s

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