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There I was standing at the urinal taking a twinkle; when all of a sudden some autistic crotch spawn comes up from behind me and grabs my butt cheeks. He then proceeded to wrap his arms around my legs; getting a little too close to my junk. Luckily his father finally came around and grabbed him. He apologized for his son's autistic tendencies, but I can't help but feel guilty somehow. What do I do now?
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 01:26 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 06:21 |
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nice try Aatrek
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 01:27 |
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you should have continued pissing while turning around and saying "that's ok, I have a touch of the 'tism myself"
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 01:28 |
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little young to be into water sports but at least the kid knows what he wants
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 01:29 |
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What was his name, op
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 01:29 |
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start pissing in the handicapped stalls
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 01:29 |
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CharlestonJew posted:nice try Aatrek this never gets old. unlike aatrek's victim.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 01:35 |
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Rambling Robot posted:this never gets old.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 01:40 |
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West SAAB Story posted:start pissing on the handicapped
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 01:50 |
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It's tinkle.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 01:56 |
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Ahaha yeah thats how that went down. "Hey kid you ever shake hands wit ur butt?" ----------------
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 01:56 |
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Rambling Robot posted:this never gets old. lol
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 01:59 |
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Hmmm, interesting. Should protest the assault by killing yourself imo
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 02:13 |
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Rambling Robot posted:this never gets old.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 02:17 |
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Are you sure it wasn't the other way around OP?
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 02:21 |
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I don't get it. The whole point is that Aatrek's victims are NOT old.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 02:22 |
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Sorry you got raped by a four-year old, OP.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 03:03 |
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:I don't get it. The whole point is that Aatrek's victims are NOT old. His victim not victims.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 03:05 |
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CharlestonJew posted:nice try Aatrek
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 03:23 |
Hobohemian posted:His victim not victims. lol are you standing up for Aatrek?? "Hey guys, listen up - he only molested a single kid, not multiple kids! get it right!"
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 03:25 |
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why are your butt cheeks exposed when you use the public urinal it is you who is the autistic 4 year old
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 03:29 |
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Was the dad a DILF?
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 06:59 |
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You need to show him some respect. Tell him you are the top 500 dota player
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 07:02 |
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report this rapist to the police
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 07:03 |
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*taps notepad with pen* Your story checks out. But can you explain why you get a boner when you tell it?
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 07:11 |
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pretty solid legal defense but how do explain the rope marks
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 07:12 |
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one time i was in the bathroom at a panera's and i was taking a poo poo in a stall and a tard came up and put his eye right up to the gap in the stall and looked at me makin a dook, and said "helloo" so i said hi back, but he didnt leave, so i told him to gently caress off several times and finally he left thats my tard peeper poo poo story
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 07:19 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:lol are you standing up for Aatrek?? I'm explaining the joke you moron.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 07:20 |
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DaveSplitter posted:There I was standing at the urinal taking a twinkle; when all of a sudden some autistic crotch spawn comes up from behind me and grabs my butt cheeks. He then proceeded to wrap his arms around my legs; getting a little too close to my junk. Luckily his father finally came around and grabbed him. He apologized for his son's autistic tendencies, but I can't help but feel guilty somehow. What do I do now? you pull your pants down at a urinal?
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 07:27 |
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only weirdos pull their pants down me i lift my skirt
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 07:31 |
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What were you wearing? I mean... you probably brought it onto yourself.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 08:32 |
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OP how's your broken penis going just curious
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 08:38 |
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BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Apr 18, 2015 |
# ? Apr 18, 2015 15:55 |
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DaveSplitter posted:There I was standing at the urinal taking a twinkle; when all of a sudden some autistic crotch spawn comes up from behind me and grabs my butt cheeks. He then proceeded to wrap his arms around my legs; getting a little too close to my junk. Luckily his father finally came around and grabbed him. He apologized for his son's autistic tendencies, but I can't help but feel guilty somehow. What do I do now? You should suck him off
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 16:13 |
I.N.R.I posted:You should suck him off that's twisted. you juggalo?
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 16:24 |
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Libelous Slander posted:What was his name, op
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 16:26 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:that's twisted. you juggalo? Your just mad because I trolled the alcoholism megathread
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 19:18 |
I.N.R.I posted:Your just mad because I trolled the alcoholism megathread idk wtf you are talking about. (and it's "you're" not "your," you loving retard)
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 19:21 |
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Your just mad because I trolled the alcoholism megathread that you had 50000000 posts in and threatened to beat me up and everyone laughed at you
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 19:23 |
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kid gay
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 20:19 |