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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

There I was standing at the urinal taking a twinkle; when all of a sudden some autistic crotch spawn comes up from behind me and grabs my butt cheeks. He then proceeded to wrap his arms around my legs; getting a little too close to my junk. Luckily his father finally came around and grabbed him. He apologized for his son's autistic tendencies, but I can't help but feel guilty somehow. What do I do now?

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
nice try Aatrek

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
you should have continued pissing while turning around and saying "that's ok, I have a touch of the 'tism myself"

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
little young to be into water sports but at least the kid knows what he wants

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
What was his name, op

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

start pissing in the handicapped stalls

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

CharlestonJew posted:

nice try Aatrek

this never gets old.

unlike aatrek's victim.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Rambling Robot posted:

this never gets old.

exactly like aatrek's victims.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

West SAAB Story posted:

start pissing on the handicapped

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

It's tinkle.

Amos Moses
Oct 13, 2012

by Ralp
Ahaha yeah thats how that went down.

"Hey kid you ever shake hands wit ur butt?"

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Rambling Robot posted:

this never gets old.

unlike aatrek's victim.

lol

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Hmmm, interesting. Should protest the assault by killing yourself imo

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug

Rambling Robot posted:

this never gets old.

unlike aatrek's victim.

:drat:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Are you sure it wasn't the other way around OP?

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I don't get it. The whole point is that Aatrek's victims are NOT old. :confused:

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Sorry you got raped by a four-year old, OP.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I don't get it. The whole point is that Aatrek's victims are NOT old. :confused:

His victim not victims.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

CharlestonJew posted:

nice try Aatrek

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.

Hobohemian posted:

His victim not victims.

lol are you standing up for Aatrek??

"Hey guys, listen up - he only molested a single kid, not multiple kids! get it right!"

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
why are your butt cheeks exposed when you use the public urinal

it is you who is the autistic 4 year old

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I think my mass effect is broken
Was the dad a DILF?

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
You need to show him some respect. Tell him you are the top 500 dota player

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
report this rapist to the police

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

*taps notepad with pen*

Your story checks out. But can you explain why you get a boner when you tell it?

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
pretty solid legal defense but how do explain the rope marks

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
one time i was in the bathroom at a panera's and i was taking a poo poo in a stall and a tard came up and put his eye right up to the gap in the stall and looked at me makin a dook, and said "helloo" so i said hi back, but he didnt leave, so i told him to gently caress off several times and finally he left

thats my tard peeper poo poo story

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

lol are you standing up for Aatrek??

"Hey guys, listen up - he only molested a single kid, not multiple kids! get it right!"

I'm explaining the joke you moron.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

DaveSplitter posted:

There I was standing at the urinal taking a twinkle; when all of a sudden some autistic crotch spawn comes up from behind me and grabs my butt cheeks. He then proceeded to wrap his arms around my legs; getting a little too close to my junk. Luckily his father finally came around and grabbed him. He apologized for his son's autistic tendencies, but I can't help but feel guilty somehow. What do I do now?

you pull your pants down at a urinal?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
only weirdos pull their pants down me i lift my skirt

Jellymouth
Jul 9, 2009
Fun Shoe
What were you wearing? I mean... you probably brought it onto yourself.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
OP how's your broken penis going

just curious

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Apr 18, 2015

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

DaveSplitter posted:

There I was standing at the urinal taking a twinkle; when all of a sudden some autistic crotch spawn comes up from behind me and grabs my butt cheeks. He then proceeded to wrap his arms around my legs; getting a little too close to my junk. Luckily his father finally came around and grabbed him. He apologized for his son's autistic tendencies, but I can't help but feel guilty somehow. What do I do now?

You should suck him off

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.

I.N.R.I posted:

You should suck him off

that's twisted. you juggalo?

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

Libelous Slander posted:

What was his name, op

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

that's twisted. you juggalo?

Your just mad because I trolled the alcoholism megathread

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.

I.N.R.I posted:

Your just mad because I trolled the alcoholism megathread

idk wtf you are talking about.

(and it's "you're" not "your," you loving retard)

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Your just mad because I trolled the alcoholism megathread that you had 50000000 posts in and threatened to beat me up and everyone laughed at you

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

kid gay

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