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my grandfather was wounded in wwii he fell out of a guard tower in auschwitz
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Apr 18, 2015 05:24
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whoaa man WHOAAA MAN SHE WAS A JEW THIEF YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE SHE GAVE ME SYPH AND THE CLAP
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Apr 18, 2015 05:26
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it would probably CTD constantly. i bet watching hitler rage at bad netcode would be really funny. and then ea fanboys tell him it's his connection, so he has a tantrum like in that popular oft-edited hitler-rage clip you know the one, and hatches a plan. but we win the war and end up stuck with comcast instead of the fiberbahn. thanks eisenhower
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Apr 18, 2015 05:27
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Press F to pay respects.
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Apr 18, 2015 05:31
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Maniac Pahis posted:Press F to pay respects.
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Apr 18, 2015 05:32
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I imagine the game would end up with hitler winning the war - beating the Russians in 1943 by taking Moscow then the japs would roll back to china instead of trying to take the US on in the pacific then Germany blockading britan until it runs out of tea and food and hence surrenders, hitler slow working his way down through the black Africans then he would hold all of Europe and Africa and vassal states in England and asia - then working on the A-bomb and nuking America into submission then he would systematically kill everyone who was not white and strong (ie no blax jews retards or whatever the gently caress) then he would turn on asia and japan and wipe them out too then the world population would be approx. 10 mil and everyobe would have a really nice house lots of food and unlimited poo poo eating scat porn and sauerkraut the world would be a perfect place - no wars no poor people or blind people or jewish Hollywood but humans would be on mars and getting ready to send a generation ship to the closest star to investigate
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Apr 18, 2015 05:42
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Maniac Pahis posted:Press F to gas.
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Apr 18, 2015 06:06
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Maniac Pahis posted:Press ALT-F4 to pay respects.
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Apr 18, 2015 06:07
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Never gonna happen though because EA doesn't make good games.
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Apr 18, 2015 06:09
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Kuato posted:Hitler should've been the face of Germany on Civ instead of Bismarck imo Ehhhhh, Hitler was a pretty powerful person, but Bismark was loving crazy nuts good at diplomacy.
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Apr 18, 2015 06:09
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ITT imagine utopia
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Apr 18, 2015 08:32
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loving broken and uninspiring.
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Apr 18, 2015 08:42
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The first level would consist of you getting up after winning the war and having to organise the disposal of 10,000,000 dead Russians and 4,000,000 dead Africans then having a cup of coffee and a nice cooked sausage then taking your dog for a walk through your farm land which would be manned by destitute pollacks and other undesirables. the 2nd level would be bombing south Africa and invading with 100,000 troops against 30,000 malnourished boers. 3rd level would be nuking American cities until they capitulate 4th level would be sending viceroys into the Americas to train them on how to grow tobacco and corn syrup 5th level would be inventing space flight and visiting the moon 6th level would be visiting mars and setting up a base of operations and methane harvesting system @ Saturn 7th level would be sucking blondies dick while eva shits on ur chest.
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Apr 18, 2015 08:47
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hitler pinball
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Apr 18, 2015 15:48
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you cant even finish the campaign without buying the western front dlc and the eastern front dlc and the world war 2 dlc and the europe 1939 dlc but its only $250 for the season pass
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