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autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
I live in a city just shy of a million and I'm in Canada. When I was young and naive I scoffed at you fuckers down in the states with your post-Reagan homeless issues. I decided I would study in our newly built ~Millenium Library~. It was of course built smack-dab in the middle of the city, right where we keep all our homeless, poors and browns. The place smelled like piss, the bathrooms were a goddamned biohazard and every 15 minutes on the dot some fuckin' gang banger would make his way past the tables in the study area looking out for unattended things. One time I got accused of witchcraft by a homeless man buying a coffee at the built in cafe. So I decided to try and study in the library in my lovely 70s subdivision, but it was full of old ladies loudly perusing harlequin novels.

I haven't been to a library since.

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Reibis
Oct 10, 2008

so jealous... :gibs:

JakeP posted:

homeless people use them to browse internet porn and jerk off

I can vouch. Have caught a couple of men doing their business on the public computers. Yuck.

Theokotos
Jan 22, 2015

Fallen Rib
Chicago's got tons of nice libraries; my home town of oak park, suburb/neighborhood of Chicago, got it's library redone a few years back, after housing it for a few years in an old pep boys. It's full of homeless people, but they're hardly offensive.




Man, these library photos are getting me all hot and bothered.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
libraries are a reflection of the city you live in, sorry you live in a cesspool OP :)

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug
Chicago does have some awesome libraries. This one is at University of Chicago and has a giant robotic storage warehouse underneath it:

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
All these library photos are getting me hot and bothered about acoustics.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

Madison's public library is pretty baller












Great for public maturation

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

roymorrison posted:

Library in huntington beach ca is legit af

HB is my hometown and this is true

I live in San Jose now and the main library is essentially a homeless shelter

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Crow_Rodeo posted:

Kansas City's Library looks like books (probably also does not smell like pee)



No ASoIAF shown, tear the whole building down.

Also there's no way in hell that Charolette's web is a thick a book as Lord of the Rings.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

it's the large print versions lmao

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
My local library's hobos are nice, orderly, and never go to the bathroom where they're not supposed to.

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
The Library of congress is pretty baller

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Yes, but only because homeless people use them as their personal poo poo zone

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
pictured, a cesspool:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Bishop posted:

The Library of congress is pretty baller

probably because it's access controlled

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000

etalian posted:

probably because it's access controlled
meh it's not that hard to get in but if you were a hobo yeah...

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

kindermord posted:

rethuglikkkan bigots


It's like I'm staring into a mirror universe version of a Freeper post.

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
like a hobo would be caught dead in a library with no way to look up internet porn

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
most of the stories about creepers looking up porn in libraries involve people who aren't there for shelter, aka have something to lose

they're usually just old pervs

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

David Copperfield posted:

most of the stories about creepers looking up porn in libraries involve people who aren't there for shelter, aka have something to lose

they're usually just old pervs

look! over there browsing rococo nudes in the east stacks. IT'S A KOCH BROTHER!!!

Applecross WC.
Sep 13, 2004
Reverence and Disregard
The main library in Melbourne is nice.





VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Make your library whatever cool shape you want, but put in some sound absorbing surfaces goddammit. All of these baller libraries are poo poo.

Motorola 68000
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."
This one time I was a kid, I saw this guy on one of the library computers in the very corner of the room with the monitor tilted so no one could see what was on it. He was looking at porn. We all know he was looking at porn.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

VideoTapir posted:

Make your library whatever cool shape you want, but put in some sound absorbing surfaces goddammit. All of these baller libraries are poo poo.

This is accurate

UT has a pretty great library in the main tower building, but it looks like it should be hosting small string quartets rather than quiet students. Be prepared for a fart noise to travel to the other side.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Never found the homeless stereotype to be true but then again I don't give a gently caress about what happens in Chicago, New York, or LA, so maybe in those towns they deservedly have homeless pooping everywhere and wiping with Ulysses and jacking off to heinous porn on public computers, but they deserve that. If you live in those cities you deserve. Actually, physically deserve homeless people making GBS threads all over anything you can find useful, because that's what you are. poo poo and poo poo accessories.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

hemophilia posted:

Never found the homeless stereotype to be true but then again I don't give a gently caress about what happens in Chicago, New York, or LA, so maybe in those towns they deservedly have homeless pooping everywhere and wiping with Ulysses and jacking off to heinous porn on public computers, but they deserve that. If you live in those cities you deserve. Actually, physically deserve homeless people making GBS threads all over anything you can find useful, because that's what you are. poo poo and poo poo accessories.

Where do you live cool guy

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


ElGroucho posted:

Where do you live cool guy

A near-utopian place where jacking off homeless people can be seen as a threat and shot

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

hemophilia posted:

A near-utopian place where jacking off homeless people can be seen as a threat and shot

Hmmm, let's see, delusion, guns, masterbation bad...


I'm going to guess Alabamy

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012
Working at a library is super fun because I get to see all the questionably homeless people who come in and look at pictures of blond Russian women for hours on end, and listen to other crazies talk to me about pink shirts or whatever.

Went to the library in Exeter, NH last year, nice outside views and it had a little dog park outside IIRC.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


ElGroucho posted:

Hmmm, let's see, delusion, guns, masterbation bad...


I'm going to guess Alabamy

the deep south has like three places with more than a million people come on man

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Can't be Houston, Texas is loving lousy with hobos

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Houston is basically mexico and fake texas

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Hmm, irrational hatred of Houston, doesn't like Mexicans

This is definitely a Dallas hellscape goon

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


mexicans are cool but south texas isn't really texas

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

hemophilia posted:

Houston is basically mexico and fake texas

Yeah, this is pretty true. If it's not full of fat, gun loving, insecure losers it's not really Texas.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Vim Fuego posted:

Were they always like this, or is it just another result of reagan turfing all the chronically mentally ill people out onto the street to die, be arrested or clog up emergency services?

Modern Liberals deserve just as much blame. Try to reintroduce institutionalizations and they'll lose their poo poo, screaming about human rights violations, how "it's not a crime to be insane or homeless!", and so on. The Social Justice Warriors of the hard left will protest en masse with every civil disobedience trick in the book if you try to stop the homeless from taking over public property. The insane are members of the public, after all. As for piss and poo poo and puke and wanking off everywhere? "Hey, that's what happens in public places!"

Am I wrong?

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Hobohemian posted:

Yeah, this is pretty true. If it's not full of fat, gun loving, insecure losers it's not really Texas.

You just described houston

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

hemophilia posted:

mexicans are cool but south texas isn't really texas

So you're saying it's good?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

solution would be to just add free computer and whack off stations to homeless shelters.

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Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

TEAYCHES posted:

haha you werent kidding



the Boise State University library across the street has a vastly better selection but if you go there you will end up in the public library anyways (because you will be homeless)

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