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Dr qq
Apr 9, 2015

by Ralp


he drank like a quarter of it and passed out. fuckin lightweight.

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Terry Francona
Jan 20, 2004

by Cowcaster
LOL you paid 3.40 for a pbr are you retarded??? shits are 99 cents for 24 oz can here.

Dr qq
Apr 9, 2015

by Ralp
3.47 for the 6 pack fucknuts

haha you pay too much for beer

Dr qq
Apr 9, 2015

by Ralp
anyway my cat is drunk and might die and i hope gbs will give me the support i need in these trying times

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
he'll die happydrunk at least

Terry Francona
Jan 20, 2004

by Cowcaster

Dr qq posted:

3.47 for the 6 pack fucknuts

haha you pay too much for beer

we are on the same path then my apologies 6 24oz cans cost 6.36 here

Weavered
Jun 23, 2013

Buy a dog. Stop being a pussy to the pussy

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Terry Francona posted:

LOL you paid 3.40 for a pbr are you retarded??? shits are 99 cents for 24 oz can here.

qutoning for fail

Dr qq
Apr 9, 2015

by Ralp
my cat is amazing he gives me hugs and kisses and he literally played fetch with me earlier literally in real life my cat played fetch with me brought me and my woman companion the toy over and over again and my heart sang with pride. nobody taught him that.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
give him some catnip and take him to a titty bar

Dr qq
Apr 9, 2015

by Ralp
i love my cat and dont give a drat who knows it

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


post pics plz

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
see cats can be good and fun pets without putting your finger in their arses and milking their anal glands

Terry Francona
Jan 20, 2004

by Cowcaster

Enfield posted:

qutoning for fail

LOL says the guy who got drunk and poured gas on his head and still didnt do the job right.

Dr qq
Apr 9, 2015

by Ralp


here's a picture of his feet

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


Dr qq posted:

3.47 for the 6 pack fucknuts

haha you pay too much for beer

You're still drinking PBR.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Please give your cat water.

:ohdear:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Terry Francona posted:

LOL says the guy who got drunk and poured gas on his head and still didnt do the job right.

i did the job exceptionaly well and can still break your arms

Dr qq
Apr 9, 2015

by Ralp

The Aardvark posted:

You're still drinking PBR.

it's crisp and palatable

Dr qq
Apr 9, 2015

by Ralp
he has water he devoured a can of fancy feast to soak up the booze and drank a bunch of water and now he's just lap chillin trying to make sense of everything

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


Dr qq posted:

he has water he devoured a can of fancy feast to soak up the booze and drank a bunch of water and now he's just lap chillin trying to make sense of everything
Insightful catte?

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Dr qq posted:

he has water he devoured a can of fancy feast to soak up the booze and drank a bunch of water and now he's just lap chillin trying to make sense of everything

Ok cool.

Beer cats are good chilltime bros.

Dr qq
Apr 9, 2015

by Ralp
im a little concerned i think he's trippin balls

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Dr qq posted:

im a little concerned i think he's trippin balls

Is he panting or meowing in pain?

Dr qq
Apr 9, 2015

by Ralp
he's breathing a little funny and is staring bug eyed at everything but he seems relaxed and alert otherwise

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Is he panting or meowing in pain?

I usually pant or meow (when you post a picture) in pain when you post. Especially if I am drunk

Dr qq
Apr 9, 2015

by Ralp
none of the beer between the tab and that hole spilled anywhere so he drank whatever came out of it

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dr qq posted:

none of the beer between the tab and that hole spilled anywhere so he drank whatever came out of it

he probably wants a smoke

Dr qq
Apr 9, 2015

by Ralp
ok cat status chill i think he's come to terms with his head state and it's smooth sailing now.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Please give your cat water.

:ohdear:

:thejoke:

Dr qq
Apr 9, 2015

by Ralp
i had to chug the beer he hosed up and to tell you the truth i was already on my last beer and am feeling a little lightheaded myself

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Dr qq posted:

he's breathing a little funny and is staring bug eyed at everything but he seems relaxed and alert otherwise

Yeah thats a chill drunk kitty.

They might enjoy...

Treats
Pets
Brushings
Tuna

Dr qq
Apr 9, 2015

by Ralp
cat status: i put on netflix's daredevil episode 4 and he poofed his hair out like a puffer fish at the fight scenes while sleeping in a lap and im going to put on something boring to calm his restless little soul

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Dr qq posted:

cat status: i put on netflix's daredevil episode 4 and he poofed his hair out like a puffer fish at the fight scenes while sleeping in a lap and im going to put on something boring to calm his restless little soul

This history of film is calming.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

psyopmonkey2 posted:

This history of film is calming.

ur this n that imo

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Orkin Mang posted:

ur this n that imo

What?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
peace out

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

Wow PBR costs $15-$20 for a six pack here :(

rip poverty cat

Dr qq
Apr 9, 2015

by Ralp

Zazi posted:

Wow PBR costs $15-$20 for a six pack here :(

rip poverty cat

where the hell do you live the moon

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dr qq posted:

where the hell do you live the moon

i live in austarlia and the price for beer here is about 20$ fora 6 pack. old bean

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