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Chonchon
Dec 16, 2013

truly a fetish that transcends all boundaries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=13&v=U6C-JgkpY18

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cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
ugh that godawful music score

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
urm actually dickhead the lion cucked the man what are u fuckin retarded op are you brain damaged

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

ugh that godawful music score

u dont like the fuckin shire music get hosed

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Im scared to click.

Dr qq
Apr 9, 2015

by Ralp
i guess he kinda did cuck that lion maybe?? and he's like, yo i got your kids bitch??? is that bull behavior?

Dr qq
Apr 9, 2015

by Ralp

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Im scared to click.

no its good its just this goddamn CLICKBAIT HEADLINE

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
He was cucked cuz he was raising the lions kids

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

numberoneposter posted:

u dont like the fuckin shire music get hosed

rude

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
That was a really good video. Pity you had to ruin it with the cuck poo poo, but thanks for the vid.

Chonchon
Dec 16, 2013

youre wife posted:

He was cucked cuz he was raising the lions kids

naw man hes like "yo im in this cage all up in you hoe raising you kids, cucked bitchnigga"

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
and then one day he was 10 minutes late with the food and welp

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp

Chonchon posted:

naw man hes like "yo im in this cage all up in you hoe raising you kids, cucked bitchnigga"

That's not how cucking works

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Read the title wrong and thought he got with a sealioness but it turns out he didn't gently caress anything

Dr qq
Apr 9, 2015

by Ralp

youre wife posted:

That's not how cucking works

post/username synergy on point

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

youre wife posted:

That's not how cucking works

It's called being an exemplary stepdad which is an advanced form of cucking

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp

Aesop Poprock posted:

It's called being an exemplary stepdad which is an advanced form of cucking

No goddamit. No.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QagEozqPZs&t=58s

Chonchon
Dec 16, 2013

youre wife posted:

No goddamit. No.

i dont understand the problem

instead of cucking a beta bitch by getting all up in his woman's guts, you're cucking him with the fatherly joy of raising his kids.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
The man is super cucked, he's looking after the Lions kids while the Lion is out hanging with other Lionesses. That's full bitch mode.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
me and my gf have an agreement where if the situation should come up where i could get to suck a lioness teet i get 1 free go at it and she wont consider it cheating

Whittle
Sep 18, 2011

A few months from now, expect a news article about a Lioness that killed a man as she got jealous at him for looking at another women.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Chonchon posted:

i dont understand the problem

instead of cucking a beta bitch by getting all up in his woman's guts, you're cucking him with the fatherly joy of raising his kids.

that is why i always felt like i was cucking my dad when i would get my sister and i ready for school in the morning

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Gatekeeper posted:

that is why i always felt like i was cucking my dad when i would get my sister and i ready for school in the morning

You were, and it built up a healthy and powerful rivalry

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."



Hell Gem
The word cuck has lost all meaning to me.

Go invent something new, goon hipsters.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
whatever happened to lioness

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Tarquinn posted:

The word cuck has lost all meaning to me.

Go invent something new, goon hipsters.

it is as the air i breathe the water, i drunk....a zero in nature

Chonchon
Dec 16, 2013

Tarquinn posted:


Go invent something new, goon hipsters.

WE TRIED
and what did we get?

caramel macchiato

so gently caress trying

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Tarquinn posted:

The word cuck has lost all meaning to me.

Go invent something new, goon hipsters.

boo benis

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Chonchon posted:

WE TRIED
and what did we get?

caramel macchiato

so gently caress trying

I kind of want to try one of those now. I might really go to a Starbucks and order one of those and drink it just so I'll know.

I think maybe Retarded Clown is just a Starbucks Ad person doing non-standard marketing.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I kind of want to try one of those now. I might really go to a Starbucks and order one of those and drink it just so I'll know.

I think maybe Retarded Clown is just a Starbucks Ad person doing non-standard marketing.

The only caramel in them is like a little cross-hatched thing on the foam, it's otherwise just an upside down vanilla latte. They're prissy weird drinks for spazzes

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Aesop Poprock posted:

upside down vanilla latte


lmao wtf???

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

He Entered A Lion’s Cage And Picked Up Her Newborn Cub. The Way She Reacted Left Me SPEECHLESS !

isnt tane a hip goon thing

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
if thread title were true wouldnt those cubs look half man

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
no the lion cucked him u loving moron

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Gatekeeper posted:

lmao wtf???

I used to make them. this is a true thing

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp

gently caress da Mods posted:

no the lion cucked him u loving moron

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

youre wife posted:

He was cucked cuz he was raising the lions kids


youre wife posted:

That's not how cucking works


youre wife posted:

No goddamit. No.

This is not the first time youre wife has explained cucking to you, op.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who cucked who.

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VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Did you know that the cuckoo doesn't actually gently caress the other bird's mate?

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