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Pretty obvious they needed a more athletic Stromtrooper, dude could seriously ball all day on that boba fett guy. like crossover ankle breaking the dude. posterizing him n poo poo.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 15:40 |
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texaholic posted:Pretty obvious they needed a more athletic Stromtrooper, dude could seriously ball all day on that boba fett guy. like crossover ankle breaking the dude. posterizing him n poo poo. Do you think he is from Niger? ??? (!)
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 15:41 |
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He'll prolly get thrown out of the movie for slashing a dude with his saber
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 15:42 |
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i always thought wookies were the black people of star wars, but I guess not
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 15:43 |
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I just don't know what it is about being in an ominous, clan-ish organization dressed all in white that makes him sweat so much.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 15:43 |
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Nooner posted:Do you think he is from Niger? ??? (!) He's listed as hailing from "Parts Unkown" like they used to do back in the WWF
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 15:43 |
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thought it said stomptrooper nvm
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 15:44 |
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his name is dark vader
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 16:14 |
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Where's all the space mexicans tho makes u think ----------------
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 16:19 |
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Are you sure he's a trooper? Maybe he's just dressed up like one because he's sneaking somewhere in the empire. Like Han Solo and Luke Skywalker in Star Wars.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 16:21 |
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Harald posted:i always thought wookies were the black people of star wars, but I guess not um idiot there was a black security guar at the palace in ep1 and that black guy on the cloud city in the sequels.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 16:23 |
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I'm just hoping every scene he's in has him jumping into frame in a massive sweat and out of breath. -Wakes up from nightmare -Wearing stormtrooper armour on Tatooine -Gets out of the sauna -Interrupted while loving giant weasel alien -Just finished doing 100 curl ups -Marathon masturbation session
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 16:23 |
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Here's a fun fact. All storm troopers are black. They are clones.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 16:26 |
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Windows 98 posted:Here's a fun fact. All storm troopers are black. They are clones. Check out doesn't know that they're not anymore guy over here. Stop badposting in the star wars thread ----------------
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 16:27 |
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Windows 98 posted:Here's a fun fact. All storm troopers are black. They are clones. that's not canon and u know it.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 16:27 |
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Windows 98 posted:Here's a fun fact. All storm troopers are black. They are clones. Superior
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 16:28 |
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Windows 98 posted:Here's a fun fact. All storm troopers are black. They are clones. You're being wrong about star wars on purpose. Baiting people to correct you. That's really mean.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 16:29 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:You're being wrong about star wars on purpose. Baiting people to correct you. That's really mean. stfu
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 16:34 |
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He's going to be like Winston from Ghostbusters and just keep repeating poo poo like "Im just here for a job" or "they dont pay me enough for this poo poo". He'll accidentally un plug the emperors light saber charger and at the final battle the emperor is going to be all "OMG my saber isnt charged" and the black stromtrooper will inadvertently save the galaxy
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 16:39 |
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imblackstormtrooper. LOL
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 16:39 |
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As someone who works with droids, the idea of a black stormtrooper makes me laugh.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 16:41 |
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Gonna be rooting for the villains because the galaxy is better off without Jedi.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 16:41 |
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This black stormtrooper wears white armor, this means he want's to be white actually. Aren't this stormtroopers suppose to be clones of white male guy?
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 16:42 |
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I hope he repeatedly says "AWWWW HELL NO!"
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 16:42 |
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Kirs posted:This black stormtrooper wears white armor, this means he want's to be white actually. alright supermechagodzilla back in the cupboard you go
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 16:43 |
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Amos Moses posted:
Those big eared guys with the bug eyes and the fake face are totally supposed to be hispanic aliens. Even their made up language has the cadence of spanish.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 16:49 |
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black stormtrooper is obviously a main character good guy in disguise like luke in a new hope star wars is garbage btw enjoy your poo poo sci fi film nerds *watches godfather again*
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 17:04 |
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Can I start bet on the odds he dies first?
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 17:08 |
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Windows 98 posted:Can I start bet on the odds he dies first? I'll flip the coin.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 17:14 |
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he a charlie murphy wesley snipes lookin nigga
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 17:19 |
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its me im the black troopa
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 17:54 |
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Stormtrooper posted:its me im the black troopa
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 17:56 |
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Also he has more leg muscles. Had to redesign stormtrooper body armor to accommodate larger groin area.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 17:56 |
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texaholic posted:Had to redesign stormtrooper body armor to accommodate larger groin area.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 17:57 |
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I hope hes a total badass and young white kids look up to him like a rad role model much to the chagrin of old white people everywhere. I hope hes landos kid cuz fuuuuck that would be ill
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 18:10 |
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despite discrimination at home, black stormtroppers have proudly fought in every imperial war.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 18:12 |
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inside every white guy, is a tinier black guy
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 18:17 |
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Amos Moses posted:
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 18:19 |
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How exactly did you get "Mexican" from outer space fish man?
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 18:32 |
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notZaar posted:How exactly did you get "Mexican" from outer space fish man? please don't post itt if you've never seen star wars
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