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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Pretty obvious they needed a more athletic Stromtrooper, dude could seriously ball all day on that boba fett guy. like crossover ankle breaking the dude. posterizing him n poo poo.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

texaholic posted:

Pretty obvious they needed a more athletic Stromtrooper, dude could seriously ball all day on that boba fett guy. like crossover ankle breaking the dude. posterizing him n poo poo.

Do you think he is from Niger? ??? (!)

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
He'll prolly get thrown out of the movie for slashing a dude with his saber

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


i always thought wookies were the black people of star wars, but I guess not

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I just don't know what it is about being in an ominous, clan-ish organization dressed all in white that makes him sweat so much.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Nooner posted:

Do you think he is from Niger? ??? (!)

He's listed as hailing from "Parts Unkown" like they used to do back in the WWF

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



thought it said stomptrooper nvm

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
his name is dark vader

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Amos Moses
Oct 13, 2012

by Ralp


Where's all the space mexicans tho makes u think

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Are you sure he's a trooper? Maybe he's just dressed up like one because he's sneaking somewhere in the empire. Like Han Solo and Luke Skywalker in Star Wars.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Harald posted:

i always thought wookies were the black people of star wars, but I guess not

um idiot there was a black security guar at the palace in ep1 and that black guy on the cloud city in the sequels.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
I'm just hoping every scene he's in has him jumping into frame in a massive sweat and out of breath.

-Wakes up from nightmare
-Wearing stormtrooper armour on Tatooine
-Gets out of the sauna
-Interrupted while loving giant weasel alien
-Just finished doing 100 curl ups
-Marathon masturbation session

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Here's a fun fact. All storm troopers are black. They are clones.

Amos Moses
Oct 13, 2012

by Ralp

Windows 98 posted:

Here's a fun fact. All storm troopers are black. They are clones.

Check out doesn't know that they're not anymore guy over here.

Stop badposting in the star wars thread

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IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.

Windows 98 posted:

Here's a fun fact. All storm troopers are black. They are clones.

that's not canon and u know it.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Windows 98 posted:

Here's a fun fact. All storm troopers are black. They are clones.

Superior slave clone breeding program.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Windows 98 posted:

Here's a fun fact. All storm troopers are black. They are clones.

You're being wrong about star wars on purpose. Baiting people to correct you. That's really mean.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

You're being wrong about star wars on purpose. Baiting people to correct you. That's really mean.

stfu

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
He's going to be like Winston from Ghostbusters and just keep repeating poo poo like "Im just here for a job" or "they dont pay me enough for this poo poo". He'll accidentally un plug the emperors light saber charger and at the final battle the emperor is going to be all "OMG my saber isnt charged" and the black stromtrooper will inadvertently save the galaxy

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
imblackstormtrooper.

LOL

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
As someone who works with droids, the idea of a black stormtrooper makes me laugh.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Gonna be rooting for the villains because the galaxy is better off without Jedi.

Kirs
Dec 5, 2014

Apart from drinking, there is absolutely nothing to do here.
This black stormtrooper wears white armor, this means he want's to be white actually.
Aren't this stormtroopers suppose to be clones of white male guy?

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I hope he repeatedly says "AWWWW HELL NO!"

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Kirs posted:

This black stormtrooper wears white armor, this means he want's to be white actually.
Aren't this stormtroopers suppose to be clones of white male guy?

alright supermechagodzilla back in the cupboard you go

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Amos Moses posted:



Where's all the space mexicans tho makes u think

Those big eared guys with the bug eyes and the fake face are totally supposed to be hispanic aliens. Even their made up language has the cadence of spanish.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

black stormtrooper is obviously a main character good guy in disguise like luke in a new hope

star wars is garbage btw enjoy your poo poo sci fi film nerds

*watches godfather again*

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Can I start bet on the odds he dies first?

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS

Windows 98 posted:

Can I start bet on the odds he dies first?

I'll flip the coin.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

he a charlie murphy wesley snipes lookin nigga

Stormtrooper
Oct 18, 2003

Imperial Servant
its me im the black troopa

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Stormtrooper posted:

its me im the black troopa

:eyepop:

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Also he has more leg muscles. Had to redesign stormtrooper body armor to accommodate larger groin area.

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.

texaholic posted:

Had to redesign stormtrooper body armor to accommodate larger groin area.
As well as the smaller brain area.

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
I hope hes a total badass and young white kids look up to him like a rad role model much to the chagrin of old white people everywhere.

I hope hes landos kid cuz fuuuuck that would be ill

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
despite discrimination at home, black stormtroppers have proudly fought in every imperial war.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
inside every white guy, is a tinier black guy

Dr qq
Apr 9, 2015

by Ralp

Amos Moses posted:



Where's all the space mexicans tho makes u think

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
How exactly did you get "Mexican" from outer space fish man?

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Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

notZaar posted:

How exactly did you get "Mexican" from outer space fish man?

please don't post itt if you've never seen star wars

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