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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Spare me your Aesop Rocks and Eminems. On average your white rapper is a total ding dong.

It's been decades. Why can't they do it?

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klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9ZLk86JRj8

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
no struggle

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Easy, white people "problems" are poor inspiration compared to being a second class citizen trapped in a literal ghetto

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Eminem's rhyme flow is loving annoying as poo poo. Chill the gently caress out you meth head and eat some of your mom's spagetti.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


I usually don't click on unexplained links but this is pretty good. It's some dude called Rittz.

edit: but the song youtube autoplayed after was awful

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Not all white rappers bad you racist

Check this dude out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c41BjK3PZ_4

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Hobohemian posted:

Eminem's rhyme flow is loving annoying as poo poo. Chill the gently caress out you meth head and eat some of your mom's spagetti.

he stole it from a black man (masta ace)


also ra the rugged man, bitch. bam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1fZH0s_5L8

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



coloreds just have a great sense of rhythm

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Bea Nanner posted:

no struggle

I think this might be correct,

Uberskooper
Apr 30, 2007
Skoops up goood
Cultural appropriation.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

The Sphinxster posted:

I think this might be correct,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWzYIpUZCk8

seriously though hes pretty good

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Someone in #gbs posted a dude named Manchild who was actually pretty good.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je1nn2-y3cw

This one could go either way depending on your tolerance for dumb frat boy poo poo.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSdJLXC5VwY

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

A mongolian Yak rapper.

Just like yer mama.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za__J0XrZAA

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
It's hard to rhyme caramel macchiato with anything

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

Necros posted:

he stole it from a black man (masta ace)


also ra the rugged man, bitch. bam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1fZH0s_5L8

I had never heard of masta ace but after some quick searching holy poo poo this owns

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

cuz all rap is poo poo now

that sweet youtube you're about to drop, ya, that's poo poo too

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Sokrateez posted:

Easy, white people "problems" are poor inspiration compared to being a second class citizen trapped in a literal ghetto

you were warned
Jul 12, 2006

(the S is for skeleton)
White people don't have enough fast-twitch muscle fibers in the rap center of the brain

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
This guy is white and a goon.

https://satellitehigh.bandcamp.com/music

Listen to shark week volume 2 , if nothing else.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
jedi mind tricks isn't bad at all if you're in a weird aggressive white guy mood

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

extra stout posted:

jedi mind tricks isn't bad at all if you're in a weird aggressive white guy mood

So a regular white guy mood then?

CruJones
Feb 22, 2006

by Lowtax

mind the walrus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je1nn2-y3cw

This one could go either way depending on your tolerance for dumb frat boy poo poo.

LD is legit good. This track isn't the best, though.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


All rap is bad except for a couple of artists who happen to be black

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

CruJones posted:

LD is legit good. This track isn't the best, though.

Nah but I know one of the dudes in the video and he's a legit really nice dude so I wanted to give him more exposure.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVHWxESdN4o

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
El-P, OP.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIyT3JTBdco

You should have seen how it affected Jon

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

I had never heard of masta ace but after some quick searching holy poo poo this owns

theres a song called hellbound where you can really hear how eminem sounds just like an angry version of masta ace on the same track

jfood posted:

cuz all rap is poo poo now

that sweet youtube you're about to drop, ya, that's poo poo too

masta ace and rugged man have been doing it for decades my dude. whats your cutoff date for good rap?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

If you go by the reverse one-drop rule nearly all American rappers are white.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

white people rap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H4ZcisVY-I

Í tímavél fullri af AK47
til Ameríku 1492
Ţrykki bana klippi í shittiđ
og ég hitti í hvert skipti
ég er endurfćddur Arafat
brrrRatatatat
Atentat ţeir claim-a Zion
en ţeir eru bara frat
ég er ljón af Júdeu
en ţeir eru bloodclot

you were warned
Jul 12, 2006

(the S is for skeleton)
I feel like this pretty much sums up white person rap:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ap5Fp2T6c

I hate that loving kid so much

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Because eloquence, good diction, proper pronunciation and education don't lead to sick rhymes.

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7cAYV_lVNI

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Jesus beats? Isn't that what the jews did?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
:captainpop:

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Never ever by myself, Jesus in the other seat

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