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http://m.imgur.com/gallery/CskgIwY
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 19:56 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 20:06 |
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killmeimmafailure posted:Yeah but what do they bench? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfDxg0pJAX4
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 20:30 |
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killmeimmafailure posted:Yeah but what do they bench? basically a gorilla can lift a truck clean off the ground gently caress your puny human muscles
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 20:32 |
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Smaller primates like chimps also spend the whole day climbing trees which is another reason why they are swole compared to your average human.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 20:34 |
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see ths. look how fast that gorilla is. that one hit could crush a human's skull. they would stand no chance.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 20:58 |
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etalian posted:Smaller primates like chimps also spend the whole day climbing trees which is another reason why they are swole compared to your average human. And w/ natural selection the ape nerds that sucked at climbing trees are long dead. Each new generation brings a stronger, faster, super ape to the table.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 21:21 |
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i wonder if any apes are good at video games
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 21:22 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 21:32 |
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I'd fight a monkey. El mono es no match for my fists of fury. I wouldn't win, but I'd get a few clean blows in. Like if it stays off the ground. Keep him at distance
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 21:40 |
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Concerned Citizen posted:see ths. look how fast that gorilla is. that one hit could crush a human's skull. they would stand no chance. the trick is to not get hit. always stay one step ahead of the gorilla
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 21:42 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 21:42 |
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killmeimmafailure posted:Yeah but what do they bench? retards who get too close
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 21:52 |
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Most memorable ape in the new Planet of the Apes movies, was Maurice Plague inc had a new tie-in plague which was pretty neat, basically a challenge of keeping your apes alive while trying to wipe out humanity.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 22:17 |
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killmeimmafailure posted:I'd fight a monkey. El mono es no match for my fists of fury. So you're effectively volunteering to have your face and genitals ripped off by an angry simian? Or were you volunteering to fight one of the small monkeys like a Pygmy marmoset or a tamarin?
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 22:39 |
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TEAYCHES posted:the trick is to not get hit. always stay one step ahead of the gorilla you can't stay one step ahead. they're gunning for you. they're too fast and strong.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 22:40 |
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Ivor Biggun posted:So you're effectively volunteering to have your face and genitals ripped off by an angry simian? Come on, I'm retarded but I'm not stupid. I'd want him to be in the same weight class as me. I, too, would aim for the balls. Mutually assured infertility
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 22:43 |
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killmeimmafailure posted:Come on, I'm retarded but I'm not stupid. I'd want him to be in the same weight class as me. I, too, would aim for the balls. Mutually assured infertility Dude a chimp of your weight would gently caress you up Humans are tool users. We fight poo poo like that with groups of people wielding bows, spears, and guns and poo poo. I wouldn't even bet on myself + a knife vs a chimp of the same weight
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 22:51 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=943pcaqVQos Nckdictator fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Apr 19, 2015 |
# ? Apr 19, 2015 22:52 |
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http://orangutan.or.id/ponys-new-life-2 orangutan was shaved and dressed as woman and made into a ape hooker. ape rape indeed
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 23:05 |
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I really want the RLM guys to do that movie on a Best of the Worst segment.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 23:14 |
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de_dust posted:http://orangutan.or.id/ponys-new-life-2 loving apes scares me.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 23:43 |
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I kind of hate all apes and monkies and lust for their death.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 23:49 |
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Nckdictator posted:loving apes scares me. yeah, but would you... you know... try it?
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 23:55 |
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Carol Pizzamom posted:Dude a chimp of your weight would gently caress you up We're lucky we're smart because outside of tools and traps, our only advantage is endurance and that doesn't matter much when everything chasing you is twice as fast for the first mile.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 00:18 |
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can someone say a few words for those on the front lines that have died or will die to keep us safe from the apes
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 01:04 |
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Hey guys what's up?
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 01:18 |
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Apes loving scare me too OP. thats why i stay out of north omaha.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 16:05 |
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TEAYCHES posted:i mean someone with the strength & speed of mike tyson and the agility & wisdom of bruce lee, trained from birth to fight apes, could defeat an ape in a fight witness the hubris of man. it's attitudes like this that leads man to doom. we will never outgrow our desire for violence, because somewhere in the back of our mind we will always think "i could definitely take [any given thing] in a fight."
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 16:26 |
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He'd probably do the same to you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 17:49 |
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Volume posted:He'd probably do the same to you hosed up if true
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 03:51 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AabGdnTxqD0
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 12:47 |
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need tranqulizer gun to put stop on this very big one. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=732_1433880707
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 13:39 |
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i love waetching apes gently caress
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 14:27 |
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