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Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Kill all spacemen tbh

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Every character has a theme except the black kid and the dog.


Or maybe the dog's theme is that he's retarded and that's why he's wearing the helmet?

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

BigBoss posted:

Wasn't there a Ray Bradbury story about how all the blacks went to Mars?

It ended with them waking up in their basement with an amazing case of the munchies.

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


Fetus Tree posted:

then again, theres a black stormtrooper so maybe she doesn't know poo poo after all

that was a long time ago

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Has this been posted yet

https://youtu.be/PtBy_ppG4hY

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Space is cool. Getting a front row view like this is pretty rich indeed.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Bip Roberts posted:

Space is cool. Getting a front row view like this is pretty rich indeed.



that dude is fuckin lucky as hell

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

fyodor posted:

that dude is fuckin lucky as hell

yeah, his house is real purdy

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Fetus Tree posted:

if men are from mars and women are from venus where is psyopmonkey from

probably a broken/abusive household with a history of mental illness or alcohol abuse.

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.
anyone going to mars is going to be irradiated to the point where they're sterile so space practices eugenics, too.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

LordArgh posted:

meet the team that will go on the first manned mission to mars



heh, ringo

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Fetus Tree posted:

if men are from mars and women are from venus where is psyopmonkey from

from earth, but its an alternate universe earth where Tumblr came before 4chan.

AlexanderCA
Jul 21, 2010

by Cyrano4747
Saying space is racist is a good way to promote racism. Because space is awesome.

I don't want to be a racist, but if tumblr retards are going to insist on having to pick a side, call me space Hitler.

Millsy
Dec 28, 2004
All's fair in love and bouncy bouncy.
Pillbug

roymorrison posted:

This poo poo is so stupid god drat the human race is just loving trash really

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

in the Red Mars trilogy every one becomes brown after a few generations interbreeding on Mars


what I'm saying is that kim stanley robinson was a pretty advanced sjw

Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010

roymorrison posted:

This poo poo is so stupid god drat the human race is just loving trash really

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
check your earth privilege

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

gggiiimmmppp posted:

lol if he thinks black people wont be among the first to die on mars
ice cube made it to the end of john carpenter's "ghosts of mars"

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

hes mexican not asian

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
Uhh what if we send black people into space and the aliens reject us because they rightfully hate the negro as well? Better nip that problem in the bud and only send whites. Clearly the urban bitch did not think of this.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Starving Autist posted:

Uhh what if we send black people into space and the aliens reject us because they rightfully hate the negro as well? Better nip that problem in the bud and only send whites. Clearly the urban bitch did not think of this.

lol what if we accidentally sent slavs instead of humans and they convinced the aliens that earth was rightfully theirs

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
get yo rear end to mars

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
what if we accidentally sent The Blacks to space and then we couldn't see them anymore

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
Dumbass "journos" shouldn't be giving NASA ideas, I like being right here on earth

she's just a covert racist and wants to disguise her hatred of minorities with "inclusiveness". "Hey guys, why don't you send those, uh, n-guys to mars instead?" "why yes, good idea"

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

Zazi posted:

in the Red Mars trilogy every one becomes brown after a few generations interbreeding on Mars


what I'm saying is that kim stanley robinson was a pretty advanced sjw

Didn't that only happen in the books because the secret Martian queen spermjacked everyone and mixed all the jizz together in a vat with genetic modifications then used it to impregnate all her followers? And all the resulting kids subsequently hooked up?

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

IronClaymore posted:

Didn't that only happen in the books because the secret Martian queen spermjacked everyone and mixed all the jizz together in a vat with genetic modifications then used it to impregnate all her followers? And all the resulting kids subsequently hooked up?

Something like that, there was also the Man-Cult where all the guys got together and have :dong: swordfights in a dark room. Because for some reason when men give up their patriarchy privileges they turn to extremely gay ceremonies to release their frustrations all over each other.


What I'm saying is that we should send all the tumblrs to Mars so that book happens IRL.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
#Notallwhites

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Fetus Tree posted:

then again, theres a black stormtrooper so maybe she doesn't know poo poo after all

:smugbird:

tehinternet
Feb 14, 2005

Semantically, "you" is both singular and plural, though syntactically it is always plural. It always takes a verb form that originally marked the word as plural.

Also, there is no plural when the context is an argument with an individual rather than a group. Somfin shouldn't put words in my mouth.

Fetus Tree posted:

then again, theres a black stormtrooper so maybe she doesn't know poo poo after all

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Klyith posted:

Something like that, there was also the Man-Cult where all the guys got together and have :dong: swordfights in a dark room. Because for some reason when men give up their patriarchy privileges they turn to extremely gay ceremonies to release their frustrations all over each other.


What I'm saying is that we should send all the tumblrs to Mars so that book happens IRL.

lol I literally don't remember any of this.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

This is dumb as poo poo goddamn

Coldstone Cream-my-pants
Jun 21, 2007

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

That's a great name for a porno. Conceptually, anyway. It'll just be as disappointing as the rest, with pissing on feet or some dumb fetish that isn't the one I like to spank it to.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

burritolingus posted:

That urban scientist sounds like a real dummy.

When I hear the words "Urban scientist" I think of some jackasses trying to make meth in their bathtub.

nnnotime
Sep 30, 2001

Hesitate, and you will be lost.
White, male pride: galaxy wide!

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
Elon Musk is a first generation African American immigrant. And she says he's the racist one?

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Space isn't racist, it just naturally separates the wheat from the chaff (rich from the poor). Who can afford space tickets? Rich people.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
There was an anime about this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planetes

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



there's a great short story about black people getting fed up with earth and settling on mars, and then 100 years later white people show up on mars, having blown themselves up, adn at first the black guys make them polish their shoes and poo poo but then they decide they're better than that and build an equal society. i wish i could remember who wrote it

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hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Read a comic book once where all the atheists lived on Mars and all the fundamentalists lived on Earth, and they fought an interminable war with robots sold to both sides by an evil Jew who lived on the moon.

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