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Not marriage material?
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 19:16 |
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You should be getting the license already
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 19:17 |
definitely not. why buy the cow when you can get the chocolate milk for free?
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 19:18 |
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How clean was her rear end in a top hat?
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 19:18 |
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carrying a printer for someone gbs just need some tips in case one thing leads to another you know?
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 19:19 |
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Universe Master posted:How clean was her rear end in a top hat? Well this was years ago. It was an OkC first date. She showed up drunk, which was good because I was too. We skulled a few vodkas, then went to my place to Smoke Drugs. Clothes fell off, and she told me that I'm the kind of guy she'd want to have five kids with. That was approximately Weird, so I figured I could butt her. It was clean. She was rad at it too - she reverse-cowgirled it, for full visual effect.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 19:25 |
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You should have kept with it. She sounds very chill and fun.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 19:29 |
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i think you should ask him op
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 19:30 |
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burritolingus posted:You should have kept with it. She sounds very chill and fun. Yeah, that was Dumb of me. She was Always Drunk, but had a cool professional job. She was hot too, but blonde. We went out a few times, then I committed to another crazy chick.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 19:32 |
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Fojar38 posted:i think you should ask him op I've tried hard to be homosexual, but it didn't work.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 19:33 |
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If you aren't having butt sex on the first date, you're a prude.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 20:12 |
sounds like you know how to pick em op
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 20:20 |
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Put a ring around that finger like she put a ring around your dick op
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 20:34 |
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sounds like your balls deep in love op
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 20:36 |
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i prefer old school craiglist motel buttsex.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 20:56 |
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fuckd my gf in the butt the night we became an item.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 20:59 |
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Welcome to the AIDS club!
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 21:00 |
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gently caress da Mods posted:fuckd my gf in the butt the night we became an item. That's the thing with the kids these days. You're not really official until your ButtFuckOfficial. BFO, they call it.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 21:02 |
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Give Pat a Job posted:Welcome to the AIDS club! We prefer to call it the Hospice Holiday Camp.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 21:05 |
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imagine all the great weird sex you missed out on for your cowardice.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 21:24 |
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Kids these days. If you haven't shoved your dick up someone's shitter by your early teens, you're basically one of those lifelong virgin autist types.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 21:30 |
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Wolfy posted:If you aren't having butt sex on the first date, you're a prude. And a fag
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 21:44 |
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what was his name
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 09:27 |
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sounds like a classy lady op maybe theres a reason she went straight to the butt. did you check for a dick up front
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 09:31 |
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i want to hear about the time the op tried to be homosexual
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 10:14 |
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Once, when I was queueing for a KFC, there was a girl my age wearing a jean-jacket with the letters "ANAL?" stitched onto her back. Why didn't I say anything !?
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 12:40 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 12:49 |
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Nutsngum posted:Put a ring around that finger like she put a ring around your dick op
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 13:08 |
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How big was the strap-on OP?
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 00:20 |
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A girls anus is basically a half-clit. Don't be afraid to gently rap-tap-tap on that backdoor. She'll answer.
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 00:26 |
The first time I had sex I guess I accidently flopped my cock onto her buttehole and she said "you can put it there if you want" but I was just really confused and put it back in her vaginub.
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 00:29 |
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Decrepus posted:The first time I had sex I guess I accidently flopped my cock onto her buttehole and she said "you can put it there if you want" but I was just really confused and put it back in her vaginub. did you accidentally do it again later but actually follow through that time?
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 01:08 |
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gotta tell ya it didn't live up to the hype
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 01:09 |
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Universe Master posted:How clean was her rear end in a top hat? The PC term is "How green was her valley?"
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 01:10 |
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:Kids these days. If you haven't shoved your dick up someone's shitter by your early teens, you're basically one of those lifelong virgin autist types. im one of those types, but i did end up having sex eventually and lots of it, so does that make me a demiautist demivirgin or something?
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 07:08 |
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im too drunk
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 07:09 |
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wood
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 07:11 |
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Fojar38 posted:i think you should ask him op
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 07:13 |
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BoobFarts posted:Once, when I was queueing for a KFC, there was a girl my age wearing a jean-jacket with the letters "ANAL?" stitched onto her back.
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