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*shows up for freshman orientation in a suit* Hey guys want to go to the quad and just hang out?
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 21:43 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:13 |
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SquadronROE posted:*shows up for freshman orientation in a suit* fdhbno
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 21:44 |
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i can fit a case of 30 in my monogrammed j crew backpack, be cool
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 21:47 |
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*Gets suckered into paying dues to be a part of a frat*
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 22:00 |
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the night dad posted:*Gets suckered into paying dues to be a part of a frat* *has lots of friends who become his network later in life* *fucks lots of sorority sluts* *is rich and successful later in life*
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 22:05 |
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Universe Master posted:*has lots of friends who become his network later in life* *believes everyone who joins a fraternity becomes successful* *ends up a mid level manager at some lovely megacorp lording it over mongloid paper pushes for the next 30 years*
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 22:07 |
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*Goes back to school to get a few pre-reqs for a physical therapy program *One of the TA's accidentally calls him "Dad"
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 22:10 |
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*is part of a secret society, takes playing dressup very seriously*
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 22:14 |
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*is in biology for science majors, class is 400 people with teacher reading off a powerpoint *goes to the hands on class, is taught by a chinese TA that is barely understandable
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 22:20 |
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*is always shirtless*
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 22:27 |
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Man someone stole my banana board again this is bullshit
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 22:31 |
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*still hasn't gotten laid, term "sorostitute" now permanent fixture in vocabulary*
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 22:50 |
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cool tree bro posted:*believes everyone who joins a fraternity becomes successful* Mid level manager is like the best job in the world.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 22:54 |
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cool tree bro posted:*believes everyone who joins a fraternity becomes successful* just gonna work at my dad's dealership
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 22:55 |
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This fall I will be a college student at a public university. I have all of my courses planned out and will graduate in 3 years. I hope it all works out well for.me.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 23:02 |
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FuriousGeorge posted:*still hasn't gotten laid, term "sorostitute" now permanent fixture in vocabulary*
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 23:05 |
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*gets a good education* *hangs out with cool interesting people* *gets out of college debt free cause tuition is like 5k/yr* Oh sorry was I supposed to say something ironic
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 23:06 |
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*Smokes way too much weed every day* *gets B's* *plays hundreds of hours of Morrowind* Wait, this is not 2003, oh no.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 23:10 |
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*Can't understand any of the chinese TAs in chem lab*
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 23:10 |
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Ramsus posted:*is in biology for science majors, class is 400 people with teacher reading off a powerpoint go badgers
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 23:11 |
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**snooze** **snooze** **snooze** **shut off alarm entirely**
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 23:14 |
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Mentat Radnor posted:*Smokes way too much weed every day* I did this up to 2012 man
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 23:31 |
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*Every football/basketball student-athlete I see is asleep in class* *inexplicably have better GPA than me* *literally cannot read*
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 23:55 |
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*gets alcohol poisoning as part of the college experience*
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 23:58 |
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red19fire posted:*Every football/basketball student-athlete I see is asleep in class* My friend was a TA at a public university and was 'suggested' to give every student athlete at least a B - when he instead gave them Ds and Fs, he was promptly not rehired as a TA the next semester.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 23:58 |
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ThirdPartyView posted:My friend was a TA at a public university and was 'suggested' to give every student athlete at least a B - when he instead gave them Ds and Fs, he was promptly not rehired as a TA the next semester. *Never makes it pro and is left completely unhireable*
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 00:27 |
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*gets upset about his witty post being downvoted on Yik Yak* *goes to free beer events* *walks onto University ave without looking* *leaves bike locked up for over a year* *becomes a liberal*
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 00:35 |
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*hangs copy of kissing lesbians poster*
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 00:36 |
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the night dad posted:*Never makes it pro and is left completely unhireable* *is a philosophy major*
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 00:39 |
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What the gently caress is a yik yak, some kind of reddit?
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 00:40 |
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*majoring in social work* *parents weep bitter tears*
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 00:43 |
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Yeah its an anonymous message board. Its usually used for talking about how great Chipotle is, and asking how the bars are in midtown.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 00:44 |
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Wasnt a yik yak a toy that talked back to you, in like 1992?
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 00:47 |
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Kazak_Hstan posted:Wasnt a yik yak a toy that talked back to you, in like 1992? You're thinking of the yak-bak, you could record sound and then play it backwards and distort it in incredibly lovely quality. Also that was late 1990's not 1992.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 00:51 |
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*is the creepy Indian dude who invites everyone in the dorm to his weekly parties* *no one ever goes because it's all male indian grad students who are incredibly rapey* CharlestonJew fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Apr 19, 2015 |
# ? Apr 19, 2015 00:58 |
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*leaves door open*
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 01:03 |
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CharlestonJew posted:*is the creepy Indian dude who invites everyone in the dorm to his weekly parties* "My friend." *leans over, touches you on the arm* "We are to be having a party. Bring a girl?"
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 01:04 |
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cool tree bro posted:*believes everyone who joins a fraternity becomes successful* that is successful
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 01:05 |
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SquadronROE posted:*gets alcohol poisoning as part of the college experience*
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 01:06 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:13 |
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Frank Viola posted:Yeah its an anonymous message board. Its usually used for talking about how great Chipotle is, and asking how the bars are in midtown. Yik yak is embarassing
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 01:35 |