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turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.
*shows up for freshman orientation in a suit*

Hey guys want to go to the quad and just hang out?

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BurnBlackJay
May 31, 2011

by Lowtax

SquadronROE posted:

*shows up for freshman orientation in a suit*

Hey guys want to go to the quad and just hang out?

fdhbno

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

i can fit a case of 30 in my monogrammed j crew backpack, be cool

the night dad
Oct 23, 2006

by XyloJW
*Gets suckered into paying dues to be a part of a frat*

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

the night dad posted:

*Gets suckered into paying dues to be a part of a frat*

*has lots of friends who become his network later in life*

*fucks lots of sorority sluts*

*is rich and successful later in life*

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

Universe Master posted:

*has lots of friends who become his network later in life*

*fucks lots of sorority sluts*

*is rich and successful later in life*

*believes everyone who joins a fraternity becomes successful*

*ends up a mid level manager at some lovely megacorp lording it over mongloid paper pushes for the next 30 years*

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

*Goes back to school to get a few pre-reqs for a physical therapy program

*One of the TA's accidentally calls him "Dad"

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
*is part of a secret society, takes playing dressup very seriously*

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
*is in biology for science majors, class is 400 people with teacher reading off a powerpoint
*goes to the hands on class, is taught by a chinese TA that is barely understandable

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
*is always shirtless*

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Man someone stole my banana board again this is bullshit

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
*still hasn't gotten laid, term "sorostitute" now permanent fixture in vocabulary*

Flocons de Jambon
Apr 11, 2015

cool tree bro posted:

*believes everyone who joins a fraternity becomes successful*

*ends up a mid level manager at some lovely megacorp lording it over mongloid paper pushes for the next 30 years*

Mid level manager is like the best job in the world.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

cool tree bro posted:

*believes everyone who joins a fraternity becomes successful*

*ends up a mid level manager at some lovely megacorp lording it over mongloid paper pushes for the next 30 years*

just gonna work at my dad's dealership

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
This fall I will be a college student at a public university. I have all of my courses planned out and will graduate in 3 years. I hope it all works out well for.me.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


FuriousGeorge posted:

*still hasn't gotten laid, term "sorostitute" now permanent fixture in vocabulary*

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
*gets a good education*

*hangs out with cool interesting people*

*gets out of college debt free cause tuition is like 5k/yr*

Oh sorry was I supposed to say something ironic

Mentat Radnor
Apr 24, 2008

~Water flowers every day~
*Smokes way too much weed every day*
*gets B's*
*plays hundreds of hours of Morrowind*

Wait, this is not 2003, oh no.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
*Can't understand any of the chinese TAs in chem lab*

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Ramsus posted:

*is in biology for science majors, class is 400 people with teacher reading off a powerpoint
*goes to the hands on class, is taught by a chinese TA that is barely understandable

go badgers

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
**snooze**

**snooze**

**snooze**

**shut off alarm entirely**

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Mentat Radnor posted:

*Smokes way too much weed every day*
*gets B's*
*plays hundreds of hours of Morrowind*

Wait, this is not 2003, oh no.

I did this up to 2012 man

red19fire
May 26, 2010

*Every football/basketball student-athlete I see is asleep in class*
*inexplicably have better GPA than me*
*literally cannot read*

turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.
*gets alcohol poisoning as part of the college experience*

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

red19fire posted:

*Every football/basketball student-athlete I see is asleep in class*
*inexplicably have better GPA than me*
*literally cannot read*

My friend was a TA at a public university and was 'suggested' to give every student athlete at least a B - when he instead gave them Ds and Fs, he was promptly not rehired as a TA the next semester. :v:

the night dad
Oct 23, 2006

by XyloJW

ThirdPartyView posted:

My friend was a TA at a public university and was 'suggested' to give every student athlete at least a B - when he instead gave them Ds and Fs, he was promptly not rehired as a TA the next semester. :v:

*Never makes it pro and is left completely unhireable*

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

*gets upset about his witty post being downvoted on Yik Yak*

*goes to free beer events*

*walks onto University ave without looking*

*leaves bike locked up for over a year*

*becomes a liberal*

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!
*hangs copy of kissing lesbians poster*

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

the night dad posted:

*Never makes it pro and is left completely unhireable*

*is a philosophy major*

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
What the gently caress is a yik yak, some kind of reddit?

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

*majoring in social work*

*parents weep bitter tears*

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Yeah its an anonymous message board. Its usually used for talking about how great Chipotle is, and asking how the bars are in midtown.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
Wasnt a yik yak a toy that talked back to you, in like 1992?

Scald
May 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 26 years!

Kazak_Hstan posted:

Wasnt a yik yak a toy that talked back to you, in like 1992?

You're thinking of the yak-bak, you could record sound and then play it backwards and distort it in incredibly lovely quality. Also that was late 1990's not 1992.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
*is the creepy Indian dude who invites everyone in the dorm to his weekly parties*
*no one ever goes because it's all male indian grad students who are incredibly rapey*

CharlestonJew fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Apr 19, 2015

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
*leaves door open*

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

CharlestonJew posted:

*is the creepy Indian dude who invites everyone in the dorm to his weekly parties*
*no one ever goes because it's all male indian grad students who are incredibly rapey*

"My friend." *leans over, touches you on the arm* "We are to be having a party. Bring a girl?"

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



cool tree bro posted:

*believes everyone who joins a fraternity becomes successful*

*ends up a mid level manager at some lovely megacorp lording it over mongloid paper pushes for the next 30 years*

that is successful

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

SquadronROE posted:

*gets alcohol poisoning as part of the college experience*

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Frank Viola posted:

Yeah its an anonymous message board. Its usually used for talking about how great Chipotle is, and asking how the bars are in midtown.
Also how horny you are or how much you hate frats and sororities
Yik yak is embarassing

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