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Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN
I went to a Star Bucks, and now I'm back. AMA

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Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

:firstpost:

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Did you get a Caramel Macchiato?

What was the Free Song of the week?

What was the Free App?

Was the Barista a guy or girl?

Did they spell your name in a hilarious manner?

Did you buy an Ethos Water? If not why not?

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?
What is so special about the Bucks, why are they capitalized, and what were you trying to tell us with this title, OP? We're onto you.

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN

Frank Viola posted:

Did you get a Caramel Macchiato?

No I did not.

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Fusilli Jerry posted:

No I did not.

I have other tough questions you need to answer sir.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Fusilli Jerry posted:

No I did not.

Gas thread ban o

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
What's your social security #?

How many children have you touched?

Are you still committing rape in your leisure time? (This is a yes or no question by the way)

Pierat
Mar 29, 2008
ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THE BNP
how was it

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN

Frank Viola posted:

Did you get a Caramel Macchiato?

What was the Free Song of the week?

What was the Free App?

Was the Barista a guy or girl?

Did they spell your name in a hilarious manner?

Did you buy an Ethos Water? If not why not?

Free Song: "Excellent Horse-Like Lady -- Hyon Song-wol"

Free App: RaeF Sound Wizard

I don't know what gender the barista identifies as.. but if I had to guess, I'd say porpoise

EDIT

Oh gently caress, I forgot about the Ethos water.. no, I didn't buy any and now I feel guilty for not helping those poor little African children who don't have any water of theyre own

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN

Kuato posted:

What's your social security #?

How many children have you touched?

Are you still committing rape in your leisure time? (This is a yes or no question by the way)

666

you seriously expect me to keep track?

what do you think?

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN

Pierat posted:

how was it

Alright I guess. I didn't have to pay for my coffee, so that was cool.

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Fusilli Jerry posted:


Oh gently caress, I forgot about the Ethos water.. no, I didn't buy any and now I feel guilty for not helping those poor little African children who don't have any water of theyre own

You monster...

Pierat
Mar 29, 2008
ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THE BNP

Fusilli Jerry posted:

Alright I guess. I didn't have to pay for my coffee, so that was cool.

nice. glad you had a good time op.

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
any thought-provoking convos wrt race and privilege with employees there who have an education that cost as much as my house?

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN

Vin BioEthanol posted:

any thought-provoking convos wrt race and privilege with employees there who have an education that cost as much as my house?

there were actually black people at the star bucks drinking theyre "Kenya" flavored coffee... it's cool to see a major corp like star bucks show appreciation for diversity

Sojourner
Jun 6, 2007

Get In
How thick in ,millimetres, was the cashier glasses?

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Have you tried the "cold brew?" My roomate had a sample and says it's p good.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

pikemans roast small Thanks

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

:firstpost::respek::)

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Was that ball-droid as stupid as it looks in the preview?

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN

Sojourner posted:

How thick in ,millimetres, was the cashier glasses?

thick enuf to be cool, but not too thick so as to look like the person wearing them actually has poo poo vision

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN

Cantaloupe posted:

Have you tried the "cold brew?" My roomate had a sample and says it's p good.

Is that the same thing as "Kenya Ice," coz they seriously had a flavor named that..

..they also had a flavor named "Oprah Chai"

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Were the baristas hot? I have theories.

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN

LeoMarr posted:

pikemans roast small Thanks

Um, sir we don't offer a size "small," we only have "tall, grande, venti, and trenta"

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN

Wicker Man posted:

Were the baristas hot? I have theories.

gently caress i dont remember... ig that probably means they weren't

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i an literally live posting from a starbucks right now, a tall caramel macchiato is 3.95 goddamn

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