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Which would you rather get
Black doctor
White doctor
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Chonchon
Dec 16, 2013

I will soon make this choice what should I do goons?

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Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
what nationality?

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
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dont care as long as it is not a woman

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

My current physician is a black man from Atlanta.

He's a bit of a snob, but I kinda like that.

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
black as long as it's Dr. Ben Carson.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
White like....middle eastern? Black like ... Central African?

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
Asian please.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

what nationality?

black. can you not read?

Chonchon
Dec 16, 2013

Blacktoll posted:

White like....middle eastern? Black like ... Central African?

theres differences?

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
A Black doctor named Chad Goldman.

Balance in all things.

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014
kirk johnson, m.d.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

the cancer doctor in breaking bad was black and he seemed pretty good

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
45 year old white woman who studied in the US for general practicioner. 45 year old white man for specialist and for dentists. Old enough to have been practicing for a while but not so old that their knowledge has stagnated.

I like my mechanics to be Italian and 50. I prefer delivery drivers to be around 30 and hispanic.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
black doctor is gonna make sure i dont die because he knows god drat well the insurance company is going to let him take the fall for that one

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

all of my irl doctors have been indian men or women and seemed cool and good at their jobs

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

a black man so we can discuss health issues related to having a large penis

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
my GP hosed off to treat people in africa so now when I got an issue I gotta meet a new doctor

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

TEAYCHES posted:

all of my irl doctors have been indian men or women and seemed cool and good at their jobs

A family friend of ours is a relatively famous surgeon and author who has had a bunch of best selling books. He is Indian and really great. I would totally let him cut me open and play with my guts.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
it seems like hes saying an equally american doctor so their education and heritage doesn't really change anything

answer: ur fukd, find someone who used to be a doctor in a country that treats medicine as something more than a billion dollar drug industry, maybe a european doctor who is here as a form of semi-charity work for all of us

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
how many goons even have a GP?

everyone is embarrassed when the doctor makes you take off your clothes, but it's more embarrassing when you refuse and the nurse asks if you're doing street drugs

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

SmokaDustbowl posted:

how many goons even have a GP?

everyone is embarrassed when the doctor makes you take off your clothes, but it's more embarrassing when you refuse and the nurse asks if you're doing street drugs

wheres the box to check for "my weird lumpy body shouldnt be on display"?

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i'd like a mulatto doctor

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
a black female doctor once fingered my anus, true story.

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
I technically have a white GP but he always made me suuuper uncomfortable so I've just gone to walk-ins for the past four years to avoid him.

sorry to be hoarding a spot with a white doctor Canada

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
This was an episode of Sanford and Son.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
my gp is a young chinese woman

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Police Automaton posted:

dont care as long as it is not a woman

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
I visit a white doctor but he is always in blackface. Whenever I ask him about it he says it's a doctor thing, is this true?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Don't really care

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006
Black doctor all day. You know that he/she had to be the smartest motherfucker in every class they've been in since elementary school.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

Dirty Sanchez posted:

Black doctor all day. You know that he/she had to be the smartest motherfucker in every class they've been in since elementary school.

enjoy your botched affirmative action surgery lol

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Where is the option for a sexy mixed-race doctor?

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010
black students get into med school easier. i want an asian doctor because they have negative affirmative action when applying so only the absolute best make it.

aioli is just mayo
Aug 14, 2003

He has only forbidden to you dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine, and that which has been dedicated to other than Allah . But whoever is forced by necessity, neither desiring it nor transgressing its limit, there is no sin upon him. Indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful
One of the doctors I worked with was a wonderful african american woman who was fresh out of a residency and had big bazongas so you know how I voted!

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I'll pick white over Asian or Indian any day but a black doctor would generally have to work twice as hard to be in the same field so they're probably better than equivalent white.



This is in Australia though where Asians and Indians flood the market and are invariably horrible though, America might be different. (If I ever need to see a doctor in America than I have made some mistakes)

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
I feel like black doctors don't ask teenage girls if they can look at their "pee-pee hole"

seems like a grey, old white man thing.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

diabeetz posted:

I feel like black doctors don't ask teenage girls if they can look at their "pee-pee hole"

seems like a grey, old white man thing.

its called gynecology/urology

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Best doctor I ever had was a pulsating orb of multicoloured light. It had the voice of a choir speaking in unison as well as a seemingly endless knowledge base.

It was in the news for groping an unconscious lady. My new Doctor is Maltese.

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

diabeetz posted:

I feel like black doctors don't ask teenage girls if they can look at their "pee-pee hole"
seems like a grey, old white man thing.

Pedophiles come in all races and nationality's

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wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
poll is looking like the black doctor had a go at your wife, split down the middle

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