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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
not sure how i feel, she is blonde, tall, LOVES cars, has her own ford muscle car (i dont even know the name she is so much cooler than me), smokes a ton of weed, has her own loving wifi thing in her purse?! i was like wtf?? yospos bithch

got her snapchat and found out i can see her house from my house.. i think she is the one, everyone, i hope you all find love too

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Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
But wait, that's the girl I WENT OUT ON A DATE WITH LAST NIGHT.

This will put a SERIOUS wrench in our relationship as best friends, and most likely lead to some pretty hilarious hijinks.

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser
Cum in exhaust pipe big truck flex that poo poo

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

kill yourself op

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
yea she said her ex was a loser

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

me too im gay

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
look im too drunk and have to sleep but just let me say that love is out there waiting for you all

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.
she doesn't feel the same way and never will

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

oblique posted:

she doesn't feel the same way and never will

harsh truths itt

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Seems like a pretty rational statement based on one night. Definitely get your hopes up because you will certainly not be crying fat loser tears later.

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord

Nation posted:


got her snapchat and found out i can see her house from my house.. i think she is the one, everyone, i hope you all find love too

hmmmm

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Put your penis in her pooper.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Nation posted:

not sure how i feel, she is blonde, tall, LOVES cars, has her own ford muscle car (i dont even know the name she is so much cooler than me), smokes a ton of weed, has her own loving wifi thing in her purse?! i was like wtf?? yospos bithch

got her snapchat and found out i can see her house from my house.. i think she is the one, everyone, i hope you all find love too

Describe yourself and I'll tell you if she's the one

killmeimmafailure
Apr 19, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
live tweet your date. Tell her you're big on the internet. It's what I do

Seymour Butts
Jun 26, 2003
I break girls in like baseball gloves
I also love her and the time you spent making this thread, I spent convincing her that you're a creepy stalker. GG shithead.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Seymour Butts posted:

I also love her and the time you spent making this thread, I spent convincing her that you're a creepy stalker. GG shithead.

Yeah OP, she's better off with forums user Seymour Butts. He live tweeted the date and is probably banging her like a gorilla right now

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
same

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
hahaha wrench


good pun

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Try not to think about the day she will die and whether it will be before you or not. Enjoy it.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i dont really understand the idea of love, but if you want to help this woman you should murder her and end her intrinsic human suffering

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
If u like it then u better put a ring on it.

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
whats his name

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

"fell in love"... what a loving human being

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

wow a domestic car and free wifi

jackpot

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
haha OP I have those nights too. like WOAH moments . though she sounds right up my alley , and i know about fords and mustangs and poo poo ive owned them so you should toss her my digits

gbaby
Feb 6, 2015
text her and tell her 'i love u'

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gbaby posted:

text her and tell her 'i love u'
then quickly send again "OH SRY I WAS TRYING TO SEND THIS TO MY MOM!!! MY BAD!!!"

lifehacked

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




She probably has a penis hth

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Infidel Castro posted:

She probably has a penis hth
not necessarily a bad thing

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

lol "ford muscle car" kill yourself you loving dumb shitstain

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Nation posted:

not sure how i feel, she is blonde, tall, LOVES cars, has her own ford muscle car (i dont even know the name she is so much cooler than me), smokes a ton of weed, has her own loving wifi thing in her purse?! i was like wtf?? yospos bithch

got her snapchat and found out i can see her house from my house.. i think she is the one, everyone, i hope you all find love too

when yoiu rdy to get cucked pm me

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Infidel Castro posted:

She probably has a penis hth

penises are extremely cool ya goofball, if i met an awesome nug-toking beauty with a wifi purse and a muscly car and i fell in love with her and then it turned out she had a big honkin dork in her daisy dukes i'd probably vomit all over her shoes from the nervous excitement i would feel. ffs man get a clue

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

yea i would p much lick the balls, perineum and drain the shaft.

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
lol if u date chicks w/o dicks

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

so much cum drinkin my belly all distended like a african

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

oblique posted:

she doesn't feel the same way and never will

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOAUvwGCUgI

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
shes gonna gently caress a bunch of bbc because she can and laughs quietly at the notion of you ever ineffectually mounting her

Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003

she's a good girl
crazy about elvis
she loves horses

and her boyfriend too

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Necros
Jul 23, 2003

sever

unless its a gt40

it probably isnt

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