not sure how i feel, she is blonde, tall, LOVES cars, has her own ford muscle car (i dont even know the name she is so much cooler than me), smokes a ton of weed, has her own loving wifi thing in her purse?! i was like wtf?? yospos bithch got her snapchat and found out i can see her house from my house.. i think she is the one, everyone, i hope you all find love too
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 04:20 |
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But wait, that's the girl I WENT OUT ON A DATE WITH LAST NIGHT. This will put a SERIOUS wrench in our relationship as best friends, and most likely lead to some pretty hilarious hijinks.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 04:22 |
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Cum in exhaust pipe big truck flex that poo poo
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 04:23 |
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kill yourself op
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 04:23 |
yea she said her ex was a loser
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 04:23 |
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me too im gay
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 04:23 |
look im too drunk and have to sleep but just let me say that love is out there waiting for you all
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 04:25 |
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she doesn't feel the same way and never will
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 04:28 |
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oblique posted:she doesn't feel the same way and never will harsh truths itt
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 04:28 |
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Seems like a pretty rational statement based on one night. Definitely get your hopes up because you will certainly not be crying fat loser tears later.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 04:46 |
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Nation posted:
hmmmm
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 04:49 |
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Put your penis in her pooper.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 04:50 |
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Nation posted:not sure how i feel, she is blonde, tall, LOVES cars, has her own ford muscle car (i dont even know the name she is so much cooler than me), smokes a ton of weed, has her own loving wifi thing in her purse?! i was like wtf?? yospos bithch Describe yourself and I'll tell you if she's the one
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 04:57 |
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live tweet your date. Tell her you're big on the internet. It's what I do
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 04:59 |
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I also love her and the time you spent making this thread, I spent convincing her that you're a creepy stalker. GG shithead.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 05:02 |
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Seymour Butts posted:I also love her and the time you spent making this thread, I spent convincing her that you're a creepy stalker. GG shithead. Yeah OP, she's better off with forums user Seymour Butts. He live tweeted the date and is probably banging her like a gorilla right now
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 05:04 |
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same
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 05:05 |
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hahaha wrench good pun
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 05:06 |
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Try not to think about the day she will die and whether it will be before you or not. Enjoy it.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 05:08 |
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i dont really understand the idea of love, but if you want to help this woman you should murder her and end her intrinsic human suffering
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 05:16 |
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If u like it then u better put a ring on it.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 05:17 |
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whats his name
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 05:21 |
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"fell in love"... what a loving human being
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 05:38 |
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wow a domestic car and free wifi jackpot
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 05:42 |
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haha OP I have those nights too. like WOAH moments . though she sounds right up my alley , and i know about fords and mustangs and poo poo ive owned them so you should toss her my digits
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 05:42 |
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text her and tell her 'i love u'
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 05:51 |
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gbaby posted:text her and tell her 'i love u' lifehacked
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 05:54 |
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She probably has a penis hth
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 05:55 |
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Infidel Castro posted:She probably has a penis hth
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 05:56 |
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lol "ford muscle car" kill yourself you loving dumb shitstain
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 05:59 |
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Nation posted:not sure how i feel, she is blonde, tall, LOVES cars, has her own ford muscle car (i dont even know the name she is so much cooler than me), smokes a ton of weed, has her own loving wifi thing in her purse?! i was like wtf?? yospos bithch when yoiu rdy to get cucked pm me
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 05:59 |
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Infidel Castro posted:She probably has a penis hth penises are extremely cool ya goofball, if i met an awesome nug-toking beauty with a wifi purse and a muscly car and i fell in love with her and then it turned out she had a big honkin dork in her daisy dukes i'd probably vomit all over her shoes from the nervous excitement i would feel. ffs man get a clue
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:00 |
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yea i would p much lick the balls, perineum and drain the shaft.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:00 |
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lol if u date chicks w/o dicks
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:01 |
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so much cum drinkin my belly all distended like a african
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:02 |
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oblique posted:she doesn't feel the same way and never will
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:02 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOAUvwGCUgI
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:03 |
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shes gonna gently caress a bunch of bbc because she can and laughs quietly at the notion of you ever ineffectually mounting her
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:03 |
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she's a good girl crazy about elvis she loves horses and her boyfriend too
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:05 |
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sever unless its a gt40 it probably isnt
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